Parker takes a mic in hand, and gets straight to business, no pandering to the crowd, no cigar, no fancy tshirt or snide remarks....

Parker: You know, normally I wouldn't do this, normally I wouldn't pay heed to someone from a different show to me, talking out of his neck, trying to get his 15 minutes of fame off my name, but I'll make an exception tonight....

Parker: I've been fighting the same guys, night after night, week after week, year after year over on Riot, so I come over here, for a nice change on scenery, and what's the first thing that happens?

He begins to laugh to himself.

Parker: A former Turmoil guy, who couldn't win a match. who's now a Riot guy, who can't win a match, decides to spend his pennies worth and give his opinion when nobody asked for it...

Parker: Shit, my bad, I forgot, you won your first match this past Riot, congratulations kid, 2 more wins and you'll be NA number 1 contender!

Parker: A guy, who's greatest achievement so far in his short OCW career, is walking Big Ed to the ring....

A few 'Oooooh'' break out in the crowd.

Parker: A guy, who will be lucky to be here another 10 months, let alone 10 years, so Gentleman Jack...[a few of the crowd pop for Jack]..I appreciate that you stopped sucking dick long enough to stretch your gums in other areas and run your mouth about me..

Parker: In the future, I'd politely ask that you atleast spit the cum outta your teeth before my name passes your dick pillows, and until you get some balls and actually come and say it to my face, you'll forgive me if I pay little notice to Big Ed's former ring rat from now on.

He begins to leave the ring, but suddenly taps his left ear, like he's being told something through an earpiece.

Parker: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm being told that Gentleman Jack actually does have a pair of balls, and is on his way our here to confront me, let's wait and give him a big ovation shall we.

He looks at his watch.

Parker: Come on kid, I promise, if you come out here, I'll play nice, no Truth Sirens, I won't slap that little lesbian milk ring goatee from around your lips..I'll give you your 2 minutes of air time.

After about 30 seconds, the arena sound system booms to life and Jack's music start playing, the crowd break into a cheer, which slowly begins to turn to jeers the longer his music plays but he still hasn't appeared....his music begins to play over from the beginning and the crowd again get louder.

Nobody is focused on Parker at this moment, as the entire arena is watching the ramp.

Parker: Oh crap!! He's here ladies and gents, Jack is here!!

The camera begins to pan around the arena and zoom in and out of the crowd.

Parker: No Mr.Camerman, he's HERE.

The camera focuses and zooms back in on Parker as he drops his trousers around his ankles, and pops his right testicle out of his shorts, holding it tight in his clenched hand, exposing the veins.

Parker: Look closer.

The camera zooms in and the testicle appears huge on the Xtron, and a pair of little eyes , a nose and a pencil thing goatee can be seen drawn on Parker's testicle.

Parker: Look at that, Jack's here ladies and gents..let's let him have his say.

He mockingly shakes his ball.

Parker: I'm sorry, I can't hear you with all that cum in your mouth Jack..tell you what, have your 2 minutes of air time.

He lets go of his nut and looks at his watch, he then proceeds to stand there for exactly 120 seconds, with his right testicle out, Jacks cartoon face bulging through from the pressure of his boxer shorts waist band, to the howls of laughter from the arena crowd.

Parker: Well, I'm not sure about you ladies and gentlemen, but I couldn't understand a word he said, what a waste of his 2 minutes of fame, he looks very frustrated, fit to burst you might say.

Parker: Now,. if you'll excuse me, I need to go and empty Jack's head all over the picture of Sophia I have in my locker room.

He drops the mic, pulls his trousers up and leaves the ring, heading up the ramp laughing to himself all the way.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	This is supposed to be a family show. My 6 year old kids watch Turmoil! God Damn!!!
	That's why they call him scumbag Parker after all AHAHAHAHA!

	Next another rookie debut match.
	That's right and he's fighting Cactus and it's next!

Cactus

vs

Motive

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Not what I was expecting.
	Damn!

The show continues as we see Li' Hudsy walking through the halls after his match, despite his performance earlier on the evening he is whistling happily, nursing his wounds. As he turns a corner a red towel is slung around his neck, causing a strangled cry of pain to come from his mouth.

Tully: Scream all you want walnut! You're gonna pay for last week!

The Southerner swings the man of God using his towel into the wall with a sickening thud, dropping him instantly.

Tully: This might be your month kid, but it's my night! Remember that!

Tully sneers and spits on Hudsy before wandering away as backstage staff attend the scene.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Tully just showed him!
	Turmoil really are all savages!

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