Dear Owl God,

I wrote you, but you still ain’t callin’. I left my cell, my PSN, and Skype at the bottom. I sent two snapchat's yesterday, you must not’ve got’ em. There was probably a problem at Samsung or somethin’. Sometimes I dial too many 9s when I’m riled. But anyways, shucks, what’s been up, Owl? How’s your baby? My imaginary girlfriend’s pregnant too, I don’t want to be a father. If I have a daughter, guess what I’ma call her? I’ma gonna name her Cheetah. I read about your Uncle Aries too, I’m sorry. I had a friend disappear over OCW that didn’t want him. I know you probably hear this every day but I’m your biggest fan. I even recorded the stuff you did with copyright infringement Batman. I got a room full of posters and your picture, God. I don’t like the food your eating, you’re getting phat. Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back, just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Loki.

Loki sighed and looked up from his letter to peer around at the room. The depression that was filling him was becoming almost unbearable. But there was no was Trance could ignore this letter, and that filled him with pitiful hope. Loki sadly smiled as he looked up at the hangman’s noose that he had tied from the television hanging from the wall.

Loki: Not today.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Now I am confused!
	Loki vs Jett Draven, it's next!

Loki

vs

Jett Draven

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Well I'll be Damned!
	He did it.

The scene opens with Wrex preparing backstage for his match.

Jim Excuse me Wrex?

Wrex What do ye want Jim?

Jim Tonight you face Dustin White in a falls count anywhere match, how are you feeling going into it?

Wrex How am I feeling? Same as ever Jim, excited. Excited to see what new toys I can get my hands on, and how I can beat the p*ss out of that glue sniffer with em. But there's something else I'm feeling out of all this.

Jim Which is?

Wrex A lack of challenge, I just don't feel like I get a challenge out of this y'know? Any man can beat another man to near death with enough chair shots, but there has to be some kind of bigger challenge around here somewhere. And the only one in this division that's been able to truly give me something close to that yet was Bill, but there has to be something else. Someone else that can give me a true challenge.

Jim What do you mean, a true challenge?

Wrex A real challenge Jim. I don't care what it is, a wrestler that can take hell and give it back in turn, a match that only the best of the best at hardcore wrestling can leave breathing. There has to be something here that can give me that, there has to be. And I ain't gonna rest till I find it, no matter how long it takes.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Wrex is feeling unchallenged Randy.
	I hope for his sake he backs that up in his match later tonight then.

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