Lawrence Larkspur: "Hello darlings, how we all doing here tonight?"

The crowd laugh but there are no cheers or boos. I think our crowd doesn't know what to make of Lawrence Larkspur just yet.

Lawrence Larkspur: "I hope you're all ready because Lawrence Larkspur has finally arrived on Turmoil and I am ready to bring my love to the OCW universe."

There is already a uncomfortable atmosphere as Lawrence decides to blows the audience a kiss just when...

You can see Lawrence is blushing after Williams entrance.

William Deepthroat: "Hi Babe!!!"

Lawrence fates in the middle of the ring.

William Deepthroat: "BABE???"

William gets to the floor as it looks like he is trying to perform CPR on Lawrence. William puts his arm around Lawrence's neck as he performs the mouth to mouth resurrection. William begins blowing into Lawrence's mouth.

Lawrence finally comes around and the two turn this into a romantic french kiss. The crowd can't believe what they are seeing. William lets go off Lawrence as William goes to grab the mic.

William Deepthroat: "I have the lips of an angel BABE! Let me help you up sweetie."

William holds out his hand as he helps Lawrence up.

William Deepthroat: "I watched your match at Certified Greatness and BABY!!! You were on fire! it was simply magical."

Lawrence Larkspur: "Thank you darling!!!"

William Deepthroat:"You're gorgeous baby!!!"

Lawrence Larkspur: "Darling you so kind."

William Deepthroat: "I think I am going to explode!!!"

William is a bit too excited. The cameras have to pan upwards because William has a slight problem, an embarrassing one. Lawrence can't take his eyes off it but the people in the crowd can't believe what they are seeing. Lawrence takes off his coat as he puts it around William.

Lawrence Larkspur: "A bit too much on show there darling but I was looking and it's all I can think about."

William Deepthroat: "I hope you're not married or have a partner? Because Baby. Will you be my gal?"

Lawrence Larkspur: "Yes darling, yes I will!"

William Deepthroat: "I AM THE LUCKIEST MAN IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW BABY!!!"

Tears of happiness pour down Lawrence's and William's face.

Lawrence Larkspur: "I always wanted a tag team partner if you know what I am saying?"

William picks up Lawrence by the waist and spins him around. A family man in the front row picks up his kids and turns them away in disgust. There are a lot of boos but we have cheers coming from the gay men and women sitting in attendance tonight. William puts Lawrence down.

Lawrence Larkspur: "You're so shiny, I can see my reflection coming from your peck."

William Deepthroat: "I tried some of them B-17 products and the Vaseline he has works like a charm. I mean look at me BABY! I GLOW IN THE DARK! EVEN MY NUTS GLOWS!"

Lawrence Larkspur: "Let's say we talk about that over dinner darling. Sound good?"

William Deepthroat: "Baby I would love too."

William gets out the ring and as "I touch myself" by Divinyl starts playing. William who is waiting on the outside holds out his arms as Lawrence jumps over the ropes into them. The two make their exit looking very happy.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	WHAT KINDA HORSE S**T DO YOU CALL THIS??? ONLY SO MUCH I CAN TAKE BUT I AM DONE FOR TONIGHT! THAT S**T MAKES ME SICK!!!
	But we still have the main event to call buddy.

	I DON'T GIVE A F**K! THIS IS SOME SISSY BULL S**T! I AM F*****G DONE! I GOT KEEDS B! KEEDS!!! I TAKE THEM TO CHURCH! I AINT WATCHING THIS S**T!!!
	Errr Randy...

	I apologize everyone but it seems Randy has left the building.

	Coming up is our main event as Parker Stevens takes on Wrex for a golden opportunity. What that opportunity is... I have no clue but the main event is next.

(Golden Opportunity!)

Parker Stevens

vs

Wrex

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Bah God he did it!

	Well that's the end of the show. I'll see you next week and hopefully Randy will be back with us.