The Watering Hole set is done and ready as the segment opens. Two nice leather recliners with a small table and table top bar in the center.

Cactus: Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Patrons of all ages. Welcome to your AWARD WINNING SHOWWWWWWW….

Cactus: Welcome to the Watering Hole!

Cactus: We are back with another action packed Turmoil for you tonight and the Watering Hole must not let you down.

Cactus: But before we get to that I have a little business to take care of.

Cactus: it seems that I’ve earned myself another fan. If you would turn your attention to the screen.

Cactus: Bray, if you’re half the man I thought you were. If you can keep yourself from quitting again. Then be my guest on the Watering Hole next week and let me help you find our WHY!

Cactus: Now, let me get to tonight's show. My guest tonight is a man who made his presence known last year on Turmoil. He’s one part of influence along with that jackass Austin Lee. A man feared in that locker room and a man who’s on a mission here in Turmoil. Patrons, please welcome to the Watering Hole - Sid Harrison.

Cactus: Have a seat big guy. I’d offer you a drink, but you look angry enough as it is. I’d like to keep my set from being tore up again.

Sid: ANGRY???

Sid looks at Cactus. Cactus steps back a little.

Sid: I am not angry and you don’t need to worry about your set. What sorta drinks you got. I hope we're talking beer because I could do with one in my life right about now. I mean listening to you talk would drive anyone to drink.

There is a awkward silence as Cactus is thinking of how to respond to Sid.

Sid: Chill your beans dude. I am busting your balls hahahaha.

Cactus: Just what I was expecting today, my balls to be busted.

Cactus reaches and grabs a beer from under the table and hands it to Sid.

Cactus: So where has Sid Harrison been and what has he been up to?

Sid: Not much, been hitting the gym like all the cool kids on my block. Then when I am not doing that, I just go to the beach and drink a LOT of beer. Then I go get me some pussy and get laid! What about you buddy?

Cactus looks around.

Cactus: Cover the baby Patron’s ears! Sid is in his element.

Cactus: A bit too much information their Sid, this is a family show after all, you know? But I am doing well. I won my first match last week in what feels like a century.

Sid: Good for you buddy.

Cactus: It’s time to get back on topic. So the question on everybody's mind right now Sid. Why did you powerbomb B-17 on the stage last week. I mean I loved it, couldn't have happened to a nicer guy, but why did you do it?

Sid: Well buddy, when I am not at the gym, the beach, getting laid or drinking beer. Well I am always drinking me some beer but when I am not doing them other stuff. I am sat on my couch eating some pizza in my home of virginia beach. I am tuning into Turmoil and I am watching my best friend Austin Lee become someone he’s not.

Cactus: How do you mean?

Sid: Since Austin started hanging around with B-17, his cancer has spread into his veins and now the both of them are talking out of their ass. So I got off my couch. I drove all the way to the Barclays center in New York City. When I got here I was trying to have a conversation with my best friend and then in come B-17 telling us we need to follow his lead and yadda, yadda, yadda.

Sid Harrison sits up and gets right in front of the watering hole camera.

Sid Harrison: BITCH I AIN'T TAKE ORDERS FROM NO ONE!!!

The crowd starts cheering for Sid Harrison along with Cactus.

Sid Harrison: When we got out to the stage, B-17 told me to go to that ring and take out Jimmy and Wrex but instead. I decided to powerbomb B-17 because he deserved it!

The crowd chant “He Deserved It!”

Sid Harrison: Austin has been brainwashed so now I am back to get my best friend back. To show him that B-17 is nothing more than a piece of SHIT!!! Then when he sees that. We are going to go hit the bars like the old days and drink us some beer.

Cactus: In the love shack?

Sid Harrison: The love shack and my once beloved mustache are gone. That was a great part to my success here but now it’s time to get serious. When I get my best friend back. We’re going to put the tag team division on notice.

Cactus: Well we’re running out of time but it’s been great having you here Sid. I am glad you’re back.

Sid and Cactus fist bump before the Watering Hole comes to a close.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Look's like he's back.
	I wonder what Austin has to say about all of this?

	Lil' Hudsy returns as he takes on the newcomer Devin Frye.
	... And this match is next.

Lil' Hudsy

vs

Devin Frye

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Everyday he's shuffling.
	Wut?

Jimmy Henry was having a sprited conversation about whether or not the current Rangers FC really were the same club with his fellow Scotsman Wrex, when shouts and wolf whistles could be heard coming from the backstage corridor. The pair stopped mid rant as a naked and dripping wet Sebastian Abbott came sliding through.

Jimmy leant sideways to see who was shouting after him and spotted Joe Zhivago running full tilt after Seb.

Seb shouted: Move move move.

He tripped and slid along the polished concrete floor on his stomach, sliding between the legs of Jimmy before casually getting back to his feet, brushing himself off and darting into another area of the arena..

Joe came panting into the catering area looking wildly about for Seb.

Jimmy: He went that.

Joe: Good we need to teach that bung eyed twat a lesson. Follow me!

Wrex: Ah yea I'm not chasing a naked guy.

Jimmy shrugged and motioned for Joe to lead the way, the pair ran off after Seb leaving Wrex behind...

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Wrex gets it, glad some people have a brain.
	Put some clothes on Seb.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	He was in there along time. I hope his butt hole is ok.
	AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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