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Live from the Barclays Center
The camera pans to the announce team.
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Hello and welcome to Turmoil 158. |
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Lution season is in the air. |
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That's right, the road to Wrestlution starts tonight. |
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The count down for the granddaddy of them all is on! |
We see two figures step into the hallway from a distance, as the camera pans down the hall and closer to them we see that one is in a full ghillie suit, and the other is a child.
The man in the ghillie suit is standing like a superhero, legs wide, hands on his hips.
The child, we see is Ryu’s son, Hide Matsumoto, President of the Matsuda Fan Association; as evidenced by his vintage UNBEATABLE MATSUDA T-shirt.
HIDE: Daaaaaaaad!
The man removes the hood to reveal the one and only Vampire Hunter of OCW, Trash Blade, Ryu Matsumoto.
RYU: What’s wrong?
HIDE: What are we even doing here? Isn’t Kass on Riot now?
RYU: Yes, but he surfaced here. So before we take care of him we have to make sure the Vampire that made him isn’t here, and we have to make sure he hasn’t started a coven here. We don’t wanna deal with any Vampire backup.
HIDE: … wait… so you were serious about hunting him like a vampire?
RYU: Vampire hunting is very serious business Hide, it is an ancient art passed down by the Pepperton’s, since all the others are fuckups it falls to me to continue their Vampire Hunting Legacy.
RYU: Besides, that Davonté guy that your Uncle Hide-chan is facing at Lution hangs out here sometimes. You said you wanted to scout him, right?
HIDE: You didn’t tell me I could help Uncle Matsuda!
Hide runs down the hall to begin his search before Ryu can continue. He yells down the hall
RYU: JUST REMEMBER TO KEEP YOUR RADIO ON!
People in the hallway are now staring at the screaming man in the ghillie suit, he slowly puts the hood back on and very conspicuously sneaks down the hall in the other direction.
The camera pans to the announce team.
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Trash has entered the building. |
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You're not welcome here hoot. |
The Watering Hole opens up with a slightly different set. The two leather chairs are covered with two american flags. Small american flags also lay across the small table in the center.
Cactus: Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and Girls, Patrons of all ages. Welcome to your award winning show on Turmoilllllll. Welcome to the Watering Hole.
Cactus: Honor. Discipline. Respect.
Cactus: Not only are they the foundational beliefs of our guest tonight but also the core to a successful show.
Cactus: This company is filled with people who fully embrace those values and with people who do everything they can to rip those values apart.
Cactus: My guest tonight has already began to make his name known in the back. Maybe it’s because his initials spell out a part of the human body. Either way, Patrons please stand to your feet, remove your hats, place your hands at your forehead and welcome my guest - Captain Alexander Seth Sulivan.
Cactus stands at attention to the Captain. Both men then shake hands before Cactus offers him a seat.
Cactus: Captain Alexander, welcome to Turmoil and welcome to the Watering Hole.
Captain Alex: Thank you Mr. Gauge for allowing me to be here.
Cactus: Honor, Discipline and Respect; what do those words mean to you?
Captain Alex: Those are my key belief values. Without those, Captain Alex isn’t here today.
Captain Alex looks out at the audience.
Captain Alex: I want to instill Honor to this great show. Not only to honor our past but honor the future of our great company. This show has some of the greatest people to ever enter into the OCW universe and arguably the best champion to ever wear OCW gold. Honor is where it begins.
Captain Alex: Discipline, you have to have discipline Mr. Gauge. A man or woman without discipline is a ship without a rudder - aimless. I am not that ship. I will bring discipline each and every week that I have an opportunity to step between these ropes.
Captain Alex looks down at Cactus’ drink and then back to Cactus.
Captain Alex: Discipline Mr. Gauge, discipline.
Captain Alex: And finally Respect Mr. Gauge. The core foundation of all values.
Cactus: Respect is something you give yourself Captain, not something you give others.
Captain Alex: I concur Mr. Gauge. Respect for my opponent, respect for this company and most of all respect for these hard working fans.
Captain Alex: You see Mr. Gauge, my training and background has taught me many things. I’ve lead men Mr. Gauge. Men of honor and integrity. Men of valor and respect. I’ve lead men with authority and sometimes force.
Captain Alex: Force Mr. Gauge. Force is not something that I shy away from but something that I embrace.
Cactus shakes himself with a short snore as if he fell asleep from boredom.
Cactus: Wow, that all sounds really amazing Captain.
Captain Alex: You know Mr. Gauge, I understand that you enjoy the entertainment portion of sports entertainment, but I’ve also seen how you have been targeted by some of the issue-causing groups here.
Cactus: Cancer Society?
Captain Alex: I am here Mr. Gauge to help stand for what I know you believe in. To stand in the face of adversity. To stand up to the school yard bully.
Cactus: I can respect that Captain Alex.
Cactus: I do believe that if you don’t know where you are going then you might end up somewhere else.
Cactus: Your passion is clear and your stance firm. You are a man with a mission and the Gentleman’s Club will support you anytime you need.
Cactus standing up and pointing towards Captain Alex.
Cactus: Patrons, give it up for Captain Alex!
Scene ends with Cactus raising Captain Alex’s arm in celebration for the new rookie on Turmoil.
The camera pans to the announce team.
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Captain planet, he's our hero, gonna take pollution down to zero. |
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I don't think he's that sorta captain Randy. |
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One can dream... Anyway Riot is invading Turmoil as my dude KD takes on Mo'cream. |
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That's right, with there being no Riot this week. KD and Mo'cream have decided to come to Turmoil to give us a match. I can't wait for this. |

K.Dangelo
vs
Mo'cream
The camera pans to the announce team.
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He did it. |
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He sure did. |
The camera pans into Spider slightly crouched next to a water cooler. He’s attempting to stand as still as possible to avoid detection.
As he patiently watches in observation one half of Turmoil’s Invictus approaches the water cooler. He calmly fills his water bottle, but before he can take a sip he notices the man in the ghillie suit “hiding” next to him.
#AUSTIN: Just walk away #Austin you don't need this right now. Just turn around and forget you saw anything. Do not ask questions you do not wish to know the answers to. Just accept that this is just a normal night at Turmoil with all of these crazy people.
#Austin goes to walk away but stops looking back at Ryu contemplating rather to address the situation or not. Only to sigh as he begins to speak to Ryu.
#AUSTIN: ......I just can't…. I mean should I throw my trash at you…. I'm going to regret this…..How about just tell me why….
Ryu stands motionless for a few moments, hoping that Austin will forget he’s there. But once he realizes that this won’t be the case he acknowledges him.
RYU: You see those people over there (Ryu indiscreetly motions to a group of strangely dressed people down the hall) those are the members of the Vampire Coven based out of the Turmoil Locker Room.
#Austin goes to walk away but yet finds himself unable to just leave things alone.
#AUSTIN: Really a Vampire Coven? Now we talking Fright Night? Blade?Or more Dracula? No no no I am thinking more along the lines of Twlight.
RYU: Listen, I’m going to call one over with a Vampire mating call, when one comes over try to find out where they’re going to be meeting, they’re gathering is a called a “””Ravé”””
#AUSTIN: Oh this just keeps getting better...
Before Austin can object Ryu produces a modified air-horn. He presses down on it unleashing a low pitched droning, reminiscent of a vuvuzela.
#AUSTIN: Really was expecting that to have ACME products on the side of it….
As Austin turns we see that a young woman has approached, she’s wearing an all black lace dress, and heavy make-up.
WOMAN: Hey.
Catching Austin off guard as he spits his water into the “vampire” woman's face. Causing her heavy makeup to start to run.
RYU: (whispering loudly) It worked! She’s a Vampire!
#AUSTIN: I'm done, I just can't anymore with this.
#Austin finishes his water and hands his trash to Ryu.
#AUSTIN: Just take that… I don't know why but it just feels right…. Just just….(Looking back at the “Vampire” Women and back to Ryu) I honestly just…. I am just going to…..
#Austin begins his exit as he turns back throwing his hands up in the air.
#AUSTIN: Let's all just pretend this never happen and we go about our night… nice meeting you all but I'm out…
Austin goes to pat Ryu on the back before he leaves. However, when he taps him the entire ghillie suit collapses onto the ground as if Ryu wasn’t there to begin with.
Shaking his head incredulously Austin takes off.
The camera pans to the announce team.
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The vampire hunt continues. |
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You better watch out hoot. |
The scene opens up in a rundown barely functioning hospital waiting room in downtown New York, laying in a bed hooked up to a drip bag was Corey Ford.
A man in a white coat walked up to the injured man's cot and grabbed a clipboard, going through it the man made a tsk tsk before speaking.
Doc: Mr. Fjord you is awakened no?
Corey moved his head towards the doctor and blinked.
Doc: My name Mortimer Goldluver and I vill be your pyschian. You have suffered a broken sternum, two broken ribs as vell as a Pneumothorax.
Corey tried to talk but the sound that came out of his mouth was gurgled, frothy blood dribbled spat up on his chin.
Doc: No don't try to talk, it vill undo all the vork ve have put in to fixching you.
The doctor started prodding certain sections of Corey's torso, the prods came with winces of pain which made the doctor poke with more vigour.
Doc: That is good sign, means you vill be up and valking about in no time. Just no talking and ve vill see you in a few hours.
The doc held up a needle and flicked it.
Doc: This von't hurt.. Much.
He jammed the needle into Corey's arm with the force of a thousand stallions, Corey had his eyes bulge out of his skull but he kept his gargled scream to himself.
Doc: Now mr Fjord sleep vell.
Corey's last thought was how he ended up in this hospital when there were better ones the paramedics could've taken him too, his eyes closed and he started softly snoring as the camera pans to the hospital front where we see a beat up hooptey roll up and toss an unconsious body at the front doors before speeding off the neon sign read down town Veterinary Hospital.
The scene ends...
The camera pans to the announce team.
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Who talks like that? |
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Maybe that doc thinks he's frankenstein. |
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