Seb Abbott sat in the medic bay as the doctor shone a light in his eyes.

Doc: Sorry to say but you have a concussion, eyes are shiny as hell.

The Englishman shook his head trying to shake away the fog.

Seb: Look Ginger, you're not a doctor ok. So lets wait for him, the doctor to show up.

As soon as he said this Stacey Clark walked in.

SC: Hello Seb, tonight you were beaten rather badly by B-17. How are you feeling?

Seb: Hi Stacey, I. What? I fought the Butcher tonight and won, didn't I?

SC: Ah no you fought B-17 and he knocked your head off. Actually you don't look too good.

Abbott looked confused and shook his head again.

Seb: Nah you can't be serious.

SC: Look here is the footage from just before.

She held up an iPad that had the ending of Seb vs B-17, the Englishman running right into a Bingo punch not once but three times before the ref held up the arm of B-17 in victory.

Seb: Oh did that really happened... I think I'm going to be s-Blergh

He vomitted all over Stacey, which happened to not be Stacey but the real Ginger before passing out.

Ginger: Oh that is just disgusting.

Doc: Ha he called you Stacey.

Ginger: Shut up and wake him up.

The doctor slapped Seb in the face causing the Brit to jerk awake.

Seb: No Jack don't touch my balls. huh where am I?

Ginger: Seb are you able to answ-

Seb: Did you just slap me in the face you f*ck knuckle?

Ginger: No, but I would like to ask you a couple of questions. 1: How do you feel about the Rev Inc civil war and why did you choose to side with Drago?

Seb: I um, you said civil war... They don't work out well for us British folk. That being said I sided with Drago because he hangs out with a bloody lion, who doesn't want to hang out with a guy who has a man eating big cat.

Ginger: Well I guess that's a good enough reason. Ok next question if you're up for it?

Seb: Go ahead Stacey next question.

Ginger to the Doctor: He needs some more medical attention I think.

Ginger: Ok Seb, next week you take on fellow RevInc member Jackson Montgomery how will you go taking on your brother in arms at Riot?

Seb: Stacey, I've had my fair share of run ins with Jack. We trekked through Tibet together when he was crippled, be good to catch up with him on Riot.

The intern face palmed at Seb's concussed stupidity.

Ginger: No you take on Jackson Montgomery at Riot next week. Will you be able to compete given your current state of mind?

Seb: Jim why does my head hurt?

Abbott fell backwards off the medic bed and on to the floor with a sickening crunch.

Doc: Does he have anyone that can keep an eye on him for the next twenty four hours?

Ginger: Not that I know of... Well I'm going to hit the old dusty trail before I'm left with the responsibilty of looking after him.

As Ginger hurriedly left the room, the doctor threw a blanket over the unconscious Seb and said a quick prayer that the Englishman wouldn't end up like Bon Scott... Before the camera starts to fade out to the announce team.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Get better soon Seb.
	Looks like the next future investment qualifier match is about to happen.

	Austin Lee takes on Joe Zhivago and the winner will join our other two winners at Wrestlution.
	Two down and two to go.

(Future Investment Qualifier Match!)

Austin Lee

vs

Joe Zhivago

The camera pans to the announce team.

	The hell did we just watch?
	I am speechless.

Ace: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, OCW proudly brings to you… the… part of the show that you usually use to go take a piss:… a Women’s segment!

Ace: I’m just screwing with you, but seriously, welcome welcome WELCOME BACK, to the FIRST in-ring edition of…

Before she can continue, chants of “Greek! Greek! Greek! Greek!” throw off her concentration.

Ace: You thought I was gonna say Weekly Greek Jericho, didn’t you, you f**king idiots? Don’t let this shirt fool you, my brother ain’t here tonight. But I am! And since I’m here… And since the Watering Hole is dead and buried along with the rest of Cactus’s hopes and dreams, I thought, why the hell not, I’m gonna do my own “show” segment on Turmoil, right here right now, and yes it’s gonna be Turmoil only. Why? Because F**K Riot.

Ace: Moving right along…… hell how do you do this? Screw it. I’m not gonna call out some random ass guest, because that loses it’s glitter in 5 minutes, so what I’m gonna do…

Ace reaches into her back pocket and takes out a small booklet, with the words “THE FIRM” on the front of it.

Ace: I’ve got this list… not the one you’re thinking of… and on it, I have a list of OCW “Bombshells”, as we’re supposed to be called. And as I go down this list, with each and every name I call, I will deliver to you a very brief but very firm analysis of each of them, and then, I’ll give them... the final verdict. Sounds fun? Here we go…

Ace: Alex Robinson: Can’t even keep her pants up and her legs closed to keep her job on Turmoil. Verdict: Trash.

Ace: Madison Cock…. I mean Cox: The type of bitch to give you a one night stand and take your money the next morning. Verdict: White bitch.

Ace: Pyra: Superstitious ignoramus. Verdict: I’ve got the whole world in my hands lookin ass.

Ace: Jessica Jessie: A wannabe high school cheerleader with a theme song catered to virgins and Jacks. Verdict: Amateur teen pornstar.

Ace: Kat: The only woman here aside from me that’s black as f**k but dumb as f**k. Verdict: Needs some milk.

Ace: Crazy Daisy: I don’t know what the f**k to call you except a discount Looney Tune…. The sh*tty ones from Space Jam, not the real ones. Verdict: Creepy.

Ace: Dragana: Drago’s whack cousin or Madison and Sophia’s love child or something? Forget it, Typical Riot Trash Version Two. Verdict: NEXT.

Ace: Alexa Hayes: Spends too much time drinking mayonnaise with her brother. Verdict: Needs a better looking weave.

Ace: Kassie: …………….. Moving on. Verdict: Who gives a f**k?

Ace: Tiffany: Tiffany Tiffany Tiffany, sounds like a Pornhub pornstar’s name. Verdict: Get yourself some extra money when you’re done with OCW.

Ace: Stacy Clark: Dumb ass questions, dumb ass Clark Kent name, dumb ass didn’t think I wasn’t going to smack her around because I was pissed. Verdict: Nancy Grace.

Ace: Heather Angelo: A discount yet sh*tty version of Emma Stone. Verdict: Amazing Spider-Man… 2.

Ace: Willow: A Rockstar who can’t even beat the law properly. Verdict: Jessica Jessie’s theme song.

Ace: Molly:………… Skipping you. Why? Your name, I don’t f**king like it.

Ace: Sentai Hare: A wannabe Power Ranger cosplayer just because she saw that sh*tty movie. Verdict: GO GO back to your rabbit hole.

Ace: Hurricane Holly Hunter: You’ve ruined that f**king song for me. Verdict: 69 Pilots, minus the climax.

Ace: Lacy Love: The only female aside from Sia that trips me out while managing to find a theme song trashier than Creampie Cly- I mean Jessica Jessie. Verdict: Madison’s Cock.

Ace: And finally... Sophia herself: One of the greatest female superstars in OCW, and a hell of an athlete…………………..

Ace: Turned into such a lying, cheating, overrated, underwhelming, irritating, backwatering, shell of a SHELL of a woman who knows in the bottom of her heart that she got lucky at Road 2 Glory. And not only that, but she didn’t even have the GUTS to face me woman to girl in this ring last week because, she’s “done” with me. She doesn't wanna talk to me anymore. EH EH, I’m not that kinda girl, B. You can’t just give me the thrill of a lifetime and think my time with you is done.

Ace: So I’m telling you Sophia, I implore you, consider this, whatever go ahead match you have at Wrestlution, whatever match with whatever bitch you have scheduled, I’m gonna need you tone that down a little. Why? Because I want another shot at the Women’s title. I want it soon, I want it Gucci, and I want it at WRESTLUTION.

Ace: You know damn good well, that if you weren’t the sneaky bitch you are, you wouldn’t have gotten the pin off on me. We both know what went down before our scheduled match at the show. We both know.

Ace turns to the camera and gives the viewers, mainly Sophia, a solid wink.

Ace: I know in my heart that I can beat you, one way or the other. I don’t care if you think you’re done with me, the fact of the matter is, you aren’t. I want my rematch Sophia, I want that title around my waist, I want everyone in the locker room to STOP CALLING ME A F**KING FREAK… and I want you in the gutter.

Ace: Verdict: … To be determined.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Yo, she is talking mad smack.
	Better hope Holly didn't hear that Ace.

	Our final future investment qualifier match is about to begin. Our two biggest underdogs battle it out to be in the final four.
	Jimmy Henry vs Cactus Gauge. Who's going to Wrestlution?

(Future Investment Qualifier Match!)

Jimmy Henry

vs

Cactus Gauge

The camera pans to the announce team.

	I don't believe it, he did it Randy.
	We now know who the four people are going to be in the Turmoil future Investment. This is going to be awesome.

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