
We find ourselves backstage staring at the door to the D.A.M. Skybox, which is a rare sight at a Turmoil show but without Riot this week, Our Overlord is thristy for combat action. A hand pops in to view and the door opens very quickly. We see the back of the person and realize it is none other than Tobin Frost.
He walks calmly but with a purpose towards Mugen who is seated in his chair playing with a 5x5 Rubix Cube. He motions for Tobin to sit as he tries to complete the cube.
Mugen: Speak to me my friend.
Tobin: Since........I am wrestling Bill Ding at Wrestlution.
Mugen: And you are going to destroy him right?
Tobin: Yes.....but since both of are titles are on the line. I have a proposal to make regarding my championships after Wrestlution.
Mugen: I'm listening.
Mugen continues to try and do the cube but he seems stuck so he tosses it over his head and gives Tobin his full attention.
Tobin: How about I rename the combined Hardcore and North American Championship, the African American Championship?
Mugen: Hmmm........
At that moment the voice of Tobin seems to lower in volume as the camera focuses in on Mugen's face. We start to hear the thoughts of a madman named Mugen.
Mugen's Voice: Hmmmmm........African American Championship does have a nice ring to it........I've always been a popular choice in the black community but man...........I don't know.......
Mugen starts scratching his chin as he is barely paying attention to Tobin who is still giving his reasons for the creation of a new belt.
Tobin: And you know how much merch money you could make off this belt?
Mugen's Voice: He's not wrong......they do love bling and they do love wearing belts at our shows........but again this is a belt I made famous when I held it. Damn it I was the Triple Crown North American Champion. But.......if I don't say okay to this belt then they are going to call me a racist........
Tobin: It would mean a lot.....
Mugen's voice: I mean seriously how could I be a racist........I love the black community......I love hip hop.......hell I love pandas. They are Asian......black and white. I'm equal opportunity.......man this stinks. And if I say no, I'm pretty sure there goes Tobin from what's left of The Purge. Ugh......
Tobin: Dick......that's what they said.....
Mugen's is starting to zone out in his thoughts.
Tobin: So what do you say? Are you even listening?
Mugen shakes his head and looks at Tobin wide eyed.
Mugen: Uh....yea sure. Go for it, let me talk to the people below me and we will have this belt commissioned because I believe in you buddy.
Tobin stands up from his seat and nods.
Mugen: You got it dude.
Mugen puts his thumbs up and grins at Tobin as he walks out of the Skybox. The scene fades to black.
The camera pans to the announce team.
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Our overlord, what a guy. |
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Don't forget Bill Ding teams up with Jackson Montgomery later to take on Dimsmore and Tobin Frost in our main event. |
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It's going to be brutal. I can't wait. What a show we've had so far. |
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You can definitely smell that Wrestlution is in the air tonight. |
Stacy Clark is walking back and forth in the back asking people if they have seen Cactus Gauge. She is interested on getting his thoughts before tonights big match.
Some Random Guy: Sorry Stacy, the last I seen him he was speaking to an intern and quickly walked out. I haven’t seen him since.
Stacy: Where could he have gone?
Just then a large bang happens outside the door. Stacy runs over and opens to find Cactus laid up on the side of the building, smelling of weed and barely holding two opened 40 oz.
Stacy: CACTUS!
Cactus: Sumpft...chaa mumpf. Ha ha!
Stacy: What is wrong with you!
Cactus: Wha? Notshin is wrong with muuhee… I am.
Cactus pauses to check out his hand as if it is the first time he had ever seen a hand before.
Stacy: I smell the weed Cactus! You have a match tonight.
Cactus: Verses!
Stacy: Yes, the Verses Memorial.
Cactus begins to cry. He sits up and begins to pour out some of his 40 oz.
Cactus: ...this one is fo my…
Stacy slaps the 40 oz out of his hand.
Stacy: You didn’t even know him!
Cactus leans in, squints one eye and opens the other large. He then pokes himself in the chest, as if he was trying to pick a fight with himself.
Cactus: He. Is. In. Here. Stacy! Legends never die.
Stacy: I’ve got to get someone to help me. I am calling you a cab.
Cactus begins to sing Afroman ‘Because I got high’ as the scene fades out.
The camera pans to the announce team.
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Versus would be proud. |
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He needs help. |
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Up next the future investment qualifiers team up for some tag action. |
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The Scottish league Jimmy and Wrex take on the team of Austin Lee and Jacob Trance and it's next. |

Jimmy Henry & Wrex
vs
Austin Lee & Jacob Trance
The camera pans to the announce team.
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Looks like they got all the momentum going into Wrestlution. |
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Watch them all turn on one another in the match. It's every man for themselves when it comes to that briefcase. |
The scene opens up backstage with the sight of Bill Ding shining his hardhat with a bit of good ol’ fashioned elbow grease before putting it on. As he looks at his reflection in the mirror he notices Jackson Montgomery walk into the room. Ding turns around quickly and greets him with a big smile.
Ding: Ooh JACKson MontGOMERY the ‘Murrican Daddeh’ himself. A pleasure to be teamin’ with ya tonight.
Jackson somewhat curls his upper lip at the builder, but quickly relaxes his gaze.
Jackson: Bill, if there's another man, woman or child in this place that understands what it means to be a hard working American, it's you buddy.
Ding: Daddeh, ima lay to you straight now. We got one agenda tonight and the agenda is this- and I think you knowww- we gotta show deez boys that playtime is OVAH!!
Ding: We need ta show them boys with the paint how us ‘Murrican dreamahs and city buildahs ain't playing games NO MORE!!
Ding gets more and more hyped and animated as he continues.
Ding: JACKSON BRUTHA!! We gonna take their face paint and fingerpaint a big ol’ “L” on they foreheads!!!
Ding: AND THENNNNN?! Well ima tell ya- we will be showin’ then ONE MORE TIME on the big stage at Wrestlution. This is just a taste of what they gonna expect from each of us. Are you pickin’ up what I'm puttin’ down, ‘Murrica?
Ding: Now, where is my tool belt…
Ding searches around the room.
Ding: Why it was here just a moment ago I thought…
Ding: Aw sh*t I think mah belt is gone!
Scene ends.
The camera pans to the announce team.
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Ding and Jackson, what a dream team that one is. |
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I hope they're ready because they gotta fight what's left of the Purge. |
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