An ornate Christmas scene appears on screen, complete with snow globes, faux Christmas trees, tinsel, and fake snow. As the camera pans we see a festive looking Bill Ding, wearing his usual denim gear and timbs. Not only that, but he is also adorned with holly and a Santa hat. Gotta have the Santa hat. His grin beams from ear to ear, as he sits perched in a giant Santa chair fit for a Ding.

Bill Ding: Well hello daddehs and babehdowls! I’ma here with a special announcement! But this time, I thought we’d do it a little special. In the name of the holiday spirit! And I’m suuuure feelin like givin’! ‘Cept when it comes to this lovely babeh I got here- (pats the International Title around his waist) I'm awfully keen on her.

Ding: So uh, OC-Dubyah, lemme show-em!

Enchant you with this po-em!

Ding: First- ooooh I'm feelin a chiiiiilll

Bring in tha Dingettes, if you wiiill!!

Three of Ding’s Lution Dingettes strut into the scene, dressed in kitschy Christmas elf outfits. Each are holding a carefully wrapped box with a bow on it.

Ding: Mmm! Mamas, aren't you just a delicious little elf.

Lemme put ya on mah shelf! Anywho…

Ding: Let's talk about the Anniversary show winnah of the Contendership match- and my Chill Faktah opponent- Wrex!

Ding: Oh Wrex! Oh Wrex! Hark! Hath the heaven angels saaang!

Let’s see who the winnah will be at Chill Faktah when that bell raaang!!

Ding: But heee-yahs the complication,

We got 3 stipulationnnss.

Which one will it be?

Dingette, present #1 to me!

Dingette 1 approaches Ding and hands him gift #1. Ding unties the bow and opens the box, pulling out the paper with a printed message on it.

Ding: Ooooh Hahhhdcore ruuuu-eelllllz!!!

Fellas, hang onto ya jewelzzz.

This one got choices of kendo sticks, sledge-hammys,

Tables, ladders, an’ chairs o’plenty!

Ding: Well then… now! Stipulation numbah 2! Lemme see!

Dingette numbah #2, bring it to me!

Dingette 2 now approaches and presents the second gift.

Ding: Well well well, what have we got hee-yah,

The second possibility is FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE-AH!

Inside, outside, be quick to ya feet!

Whereevah you lay your head can be your defeat!

Ding: Aaaand now thennn, lass but not least, Stipulation #3!

Dingette, dingette, show it to meee!

Dingette 3 brings over the third gift and places it in his hands.

Ding: A-thank ya, babehdowl.

Ding rubs his gloved hands together in excitement and opens the box.

Ding: Oooh this one's a a classic- a keepin’ it simple, son.

Stippy #3 is a classic... 1 on 1!

Ding sets down the final box and hops up to his feet, kicking up some fake snow. He adjusts his title and motions for the camera to come closer.

Ding: Oh Wrexy-boy, it don't matta how the fans choose it, itsth gonna be a grand ol’ time!

And I'm afraid it's the end of dis little nursery rhyme.

Ding: So I'll see ya at Chill Faktah, we gonna make the fans go berserk!

Just like this, you gonna catch it- Time… to Get to Work!

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Women all around.
	No complaints here.

Karissa Dawson vs Cheryl Stixx

The camera pans to the announce team.

	They can go!
	Anytime Rand, anytime.

Previously Recorded:

The scene opens to footage taken by an iphone. The backdrop is a dingy grey wall of some old tattered gym. The Good Shepherd stands holding the camera with the skill of someone who has taken a selfie or two in their life time.

Shepherd: Turmoil this is your Good Shepherd here with a special message for Seb and Austin. Because in a few weeks they are both going to feel the same disappointment they felt when they couldn’t get the job done against Bill Ding.  What I felt when Dennis Black robbed me a few weeks ago.

Shepherd: That feeling you have as a kid when the big bad ass takes your shit and you can’t do anything about it. You could fight him but you are gonna  gain a black eye for losing your shit. It’s been a long time coming but I need to get my due.  Chill Faktor is the time. Maybe when I’m done with him our current champ may want to give this guy another crack at him. Because as much as it will be great to be crowned champion we all know that it won’t mean the same as beating the guy who won the thing for over a year.

The scene fades  the black with one button press.

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