We return to find our heroes inside a luxurious office. At the center of the office sits The Overlord, another Mugen.
Mol-E: Welcome to the Sakuraba Suite of the Income Funnel Building, the personal office space of the Overlord Mugen-Prime!
Mugen-Prime can be heard clapping for his own introduction.
Mugen-Prime: Leave me and my guests, Mol-E, I have a feeling this will be a profitable conversation.
Mol-E disappears in a flash.
Mugen: Oh my god, why is everyone me?
Mugen-Prime: Nearly one thousand years ago Our Original Overlord defeated, and then purchased Revolution Inc.
Mugen-Prime: After doing so he purchased TTT and all of their patents. He then had R&D go through Spider’s failed experiments and find out what they ACTUALLY did.
Mugen-Prime: There was a massive leap in advancement due to Spider’s insane inventions.
RYU: Huh, that makes a lot of sense.
Dupree: Shut up Spider, this Earth is even more ridiculous than 1232-4213, your Trash inventions used for good pssssssh.
Mugen: Shut up guys! This good man is telling me how I took over the world.
Mugen-Prime: Anyways… after winning the Corporate Wars, Original Overlord realized he couldn’t trust normals to run his company after he passed on.
Mugen-Prime: So he initiated the Clone initiative, ensuring Purge Inc would always be in capable hands.
Mugen-Prime: I have been designated this generations CEO, or Prime, I control Purge Inc.
Mugen-Prime: And you my friends are anomalies, and anomalies are bad for business.
Mugen-Prime: So you must be destroyed…
The camera pans to the announce team.
My head is starting to hurt.
You just aren't cool enough Randy.
Ryu turns into a thinking face and whispers to Tiberius Dupree
RYU: Hey Tibbles, that Hologram said Master Chip earlier right?
Dupree: What are you talking about?! Get ready to fight, they’re gunna kill us!
RYU: Hey!
Mugen-Prime: What?
RYU: Did that hologram tell us you had a Master Chip?
Mugen-Prime: How should I know what she told you? But I do have one, it gives me authority over all of the Mugen Clones and the company.[/B]
Ryu turns into a thinking face again.
RYU: Master Chip Control ID B-T-U-5-6-2-O Override Command 5-7-3.
Mugen-Prime’s eye starts twitching and he freezes in place.
RYU: Command 2-3-2-4 … ummm … 7?
Mugen-Prime’s head explodes
RYU: Oh shit… I guess 2-3-2-4-6 is the compliance command.
Mugen: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!
RYU: Well remember how he said they took all my patents? I remembered I invented a Prisoner Rehabilitation chip before we left. Sort of works like a dog shock collar
Mugen: NO IT DOESN’T THEY AREN’T SUPPOSED TO BLOW UP THEIR HEADS.
Dupree sighs
RYU: Whatever, I invented all this shit, so getting out should be ez-pz.
The trio run out of the office to make their escape in the Delorean.
The camera pans to the announce team.
It looks like we got some more going on backstage.
It seems like everthing is happening everywhere right now.
The scene opens with Cort Marshall relaxing in an exquisitely-furnished room…. Or what used to be exquisite before it was covered in empty pizza boxes and beer cans. Cort is sitting in a high-backed chair with a TV remote and a platter of various cheeses in his lap.
Cort: Fans, I know how much you truly love your soon-to-be-tag-champs, so I decided to let you get a special look at how we’re preparing for our match tonight.
He gestures towards the cheese.
Cort: Here you will see almost every variety of cheese produced by every f*ggot european excuse for a country. You have the basics. The cheddar. The mozzarella. The blue. The feta. And then you have the shit I can’t even pronounce because I haven’t tongued enough a**holes to speak french yet.
Cort: You may be wondering why I’m doing this. How on earth does gorging yourself on expensive food on someone else’s dime help you prepare for a match?
Cort pops a piece into his mouth and speaks while chewing.
Cort: The answer is simple. All this cheese is the only way to properly be ready for a match with Kassidy Hayes. To beat the cheese, I must know the cheese.
From offscreen, you hear Ed yelling.
Ed: FLUSH DAMMIT!
Moments later, Ed appears in front of the camera, clad in only a bath towel.
Ed: Room call service. Emergency. Brown tide. Code eleven.
Cort: Jesus, Ed, again?
Ed: Waffle stomp.
Cort: Okay, fine, but if you try to flash them again we’re definitely getting kicked out. I think that girl is gonna need counseling.
Ed grins.
Cort: And of course, I’m sure Mugen needs counselling after what Ed did to him. The postmatch was just a preview, folks. Kass interfering to save Mugen’s sorry bottom didn’t do nothin’ but get him in more hot holy water!
Cort: Let’s face it, they don’t know how to act as a team. You’ve got two top-tier guys; one’s got the world title and the other guy wants it. They can try to put aside their differences, but the hard truth is that they’ll both have their doubts about each other. They won’t be able to co-ordinate near enough to put down the well-oiled and well-hung team that is Bad Company! Mugen and Kass will just be another bump in the road before our HISTORIC VICTORY at Clash 2018. You heard it here first.
Ed: Don’t touch that dial.
Cort: And don’t forget to take your vitamins, say your prayers, and kneel before the Red, White, and Black! Hoo-ah!
With that, Cort flings the plate of cheese at the wall and poses for the camera.
The camera pans to the announce team.
Can the possible Future Tag Champions defeat the OCW champion and number 1 contender?
We are about to find out aren't we.
Bad Company vs
Mugen & Kassidy Hayes
The camera pans to the announce team.
He's not done.
Let's listen in.
Kassidy sits atop the ladder, looking around at everyone in the crowd, he calls for his Championship and a Microphone. A OCW ringside staff throw him a microphone and hold up his title to which he snatches from their hands. Kassidy holds up the Championship high above his head,
Kassidy: I am the Champion of OCW and at The Clash, that isn’t changing.
Kassidy lowers his arm and tucks most of one side of the championship strap into his tights.
Kassidy: Sunday night the championship will be hanging above the ring almost like this.
Kass smirks,
Kassidy: And I will beat Mugen within a inch of his life and he will lay on the ground with no other option but to watch me climb a ladder and retain my Championship.
Kassidy: Sometime the same night, Dennis Black will be defending his Championship against some Elvis wannabe name Danny Boyd. Am I to actually believe this guy has a chance against Dennis black?
Crowd chant YES! YES! YES! YES!
Kassidy has a surprised look on his face,
Kassidy: Really? You all want me to believe that boy has a chance? C'mon, While Madison is a fake queen,
Kassidy: Dennis Black has proven to be the true Commander. Dennis Black has always known de whey.
The crowd boos the statement,
Kassidy: He knew de whey, up until dat FAKE QUEEN, led him astray. Turning on me was not the way Dennis. Zoom that camera right here,
The camera zooms in on kass,
Kassidy: I am going to do everything I can to hold on to this Championship and every step of the way, I know you will be doing the same thing. Mr. Sensation is going to have to put us against each other, and when that happens, mark my words Dennis. I will teach you the defuqing whey.
