We arrive to a backstage set up almost akin to something resembling an actual interview set, TV and all with Jim Black standing around with a mic in his hands.
Jim Black Well we were supposed to have an interview.. but he managed to go and get himself fired so.. I guess back to y-
Wrex What the hell is this?
The camera pans over to Wrex, already in his gear with his ever more dirtier coat on his shoulder. Looking quite annoyed at this pop up set.
Wrex They're happy to give out money to get a worthless cretin like you all this crap, but can't pay an actual worker what they are owed. They are just actively trying to f**k with me on this one aren't they.
Jim Black Guess you'll do.
Wrex I'll do for what exactly? Oh god no.
Wrex face turns to a distraught look as Jim seems to enter right into his drilled in intervier mode.
Jim Wrex tonight you fight in the Semi finals of the Road to gold tournament against B17. With the winner fighting Malu for the right to fight Austin Lee at 200. What are you're thoughts going into tonight.
WrexSigh.. You gotta be f**kin kidding me. Look I'll make this quick for the slower demographic watching tonight, yes you included Jimmy. What I need to do to beat Malu is my only thought right now, did you not watch the show last week or are you overlooking it?
Wrex I beat that razzie winner quicker in quicker time than it took to put this crap on. And also since you seem have a worse memory span than a goldfish the last time I met that fruit I beat him and sent him on back to his "it's not a lifestyle choice" community.
Wrex I have this in the bag. Malu is my priority Jimmy. He's the roadblock, not this multi coloured pit stop. Two to go till I take your dreams right out of your hands again Austin. And let me be the first and final to say. That little walkup disgrace of an LKO isn't going to work on me. I'll hand it right back.
Wrex How's that for my damn thoughts on this waste of time, now get of my way. And I'm keeping this TV. Consider it my booking fee.
The camera pans to the announce team.
Alright some rookie action now.
Do you remember the old rookie rush?
CJ O'Donnell vs. Cozz vs.
Jack Rogue vs Connor Rawson
The camera pans to the announce team.
That felt like one of those for sure.
Yea it really did.
Houston Harper walking around backstage.
Houston Harper: Man, I can't wait to beat one of y'all ass for my first match.
Houston Harper starts doing push ups in the hallway outside the locker room area.
Houston Harper: 1-2-3-Fo-fy-6 nah nevermind, I'm not even wresslin tonight, im outta here chief.
Houston Harper walks back out to his whip, and camera fades.
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Recorded Via iPhone
?????: Look at ya boy, look at ya boy I say. Looking freshski as I am holding it down out here for the shore. Ya, feel me? do you feel me?
The camera spinning around in circles in the backstage area of the Turmoil Locker room a few times before the view switches to the front-facing camera. Revealing the newest member of the Turmoil roster Dominic Vitali.
Sliding hid Gucci sunglasses to the top of his head, making sure to not touch his hair that seems to be styled with about 20 bottles of gel and even more hairspray to keep it in place.
Dominic: Woah easy now can’t mess up the fresh cut on the first night.
Dominic uses the camera to check his hair before continuing.
Dominic: See I can’t just stroll in here like some of these bums do. Got to have that fresh edge up, the fresh t-shirt and bro don’t even get me started on these Jays, just forget about it. They stay fresh just as I is, Know what I’m saying, man.
Dominic: But see that’s how a mans gotta look, fresh all day and all night, hell you aren’t getting no where if you don’t roll around like this…I mean look at ya boy no wonder I have all that child support due.
Dominic begins to scratch his head about his last statement.
Dominic: See that just hears say tho, those babies don’t even look like me. They don’t have any tan, pale ass baby, and they bald-headed, no Damn jersey blood pumping through those runts….
Dominic pauses as he tries to remember where he was going with all of this, picking up a clear plastic cup that has clear liquid inside that is definitely not water.
Dominic: Oh yea I got it now, sorry the all-night express had a late night gents, won't sleeping but ya feel me?
Dominic: What you see is what you get with big daddy Dom, so Turmoil you can take it or leave it if you don’t like what ya see or what ya hear then Lace em up, and I will pump 4 across ya head.
Dominic takes another sip of his clear beverage.
Dominic: Now for the ladies out their and only ladies out there who like what ya see and see ya self as a fine dime piece then hit up your new favorite Turmoil Superstar.
Dominic proceeds to give out his phone number out.
Dominic: Hit those digits up, I about it all day and all night, You feel me
Dominic:Now let me bounce before they try to put ya boy in that ring, Deuces
Dominic ends the video as he raises his drink to the camera as it fades to black.