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Damian hops the barricade after the triple threat championship match, stepping into the ring with a microphone

Damian Bourne: I don't like making the wrong choices. To be honest, tonight I was contemplating coming out here with a fucking bat and beating on some of these shitty wrestlers. But I chose to come out clean, and to come out fair. And now, after hearing and seeing all you marks, I realize I made the wrong choice! Maybe I should go grab something to shut all of y'all up?!

Damian Bourne: I want to have a real fight. A real challenge. I want to be booked against a real opponent for my first match, not babyfaced, weak nobodies. Give me a real legend, or someone important. Give me a debut that will go down in the OCW history books.

Damian Bourne: Oh, and guess what? I ain't waitin’ for my opportunities. I'm taking them. So, whether y'all like it or not - your favorite wrestlers will tap out. My anger - and trust me, there's a lot of it - will not be contained.

Damian Bourne: You all have bore witness to the dawn of a new era. There is no stopping what's about to befall every wrestler in the OCW. I'll leave them battered in pain… because nothing is getting in between me and a championship. Hell, I wouldn't care if it was a tag title, nothing is stopping me…

 

The camera pans to the announce team.

That will surely happen!

Yea you go and demand Championships without so much as a debut!

 

Mistico sat backstage, replaying the match in his head. He thought about the blatant double teaming that happened and how he even picked Malu up to get him to pin me.

Mistico: “Mierda, they want to book me in a match like this and then the two people want to team up? Shows how good the people this place calls legends are. Malu iba a comer mi maldita bota. Even though he has MY title I bet his jaw hurts como un hijo de puta. That Asian is nothing but a culture stealing pig. I want you both to know that you aren’t anything special, Malu, no eres nada, te hubiera dejado durmiendo en ese tapete si ese no fuera el luchador no vino y te salvó. Soy lo que la gente quería ver. Estás lavado, ni siquiera deberías haber conseguido. Keep that in mind while you hold my title for me. Maybe you can even shine it for me on the day I come to get it back.”

Mistico planted his face into his palms, thinking about what he could do to show that he’s not going to just let a screw job like this slide. He uncovered his face and started speaking again.

Mistico: “Back to the masked puto that helped him, you don’t know the heart of a real luchador, you’re just a cheap copy they sell at dollar stores.”

Seconds after he said this, the camera faded.

The camera pans to the announce team.

He is what the kid calls Big Mad!

He should have focused on the legs!

The Xtron Flickers On!

 

The camera pans to the announce team.

Facts!

No lies told!

The scene opens up backstage where Code Terror are sitting down in their personal dressing room conflicting on past events.

Code Jackman: So now, there are two people who are not even a legit tag team who believe they are the tag team champions? This makes no sense are these people high?

Tay Terror: Wendy and Tiny do not even fit… they are not even good.

Code Jackman: The fact they think they are champions after that ladder match is ridiculous. We are still the tag team champions.

Tay Terror: We were never pinned nor did we lose the match. If they think, they want to be champions they can go against us for the titles.

Code Jackman and Tay Terror begin to look at the paper plate titles, with a smirk on their face as if these titles still mean something.


Code Jackman: We are the tag champions as always we are the best team in the world.
As still gazing at the titles a knock on the door was echoed throughout the room.

Tay Terror: Who is it?

Gene: Hello, it is Gene I had a question for Mr. Jackman

Jackman has a pissed off and puzzled face and begins to yell

Code Jackman: Well what the hell is it!?

Gene: Well rumor has it that there is some heat backstage with another wrestler and you, so what are your thoughts on tonight when you main event against Wrex loser lives in a box for 30 days?

Code Jackman’s face goes blank as a concern embraces his face.

Tay Terror: Bro are you ok?

Code Jackman: Yeah I am fine. You know what gene this does not come as a surprise. My actions obviously speak louder than words. I do not understand how many chances a person has to get a shot at the title and constantly fail. When I first did what I did, of course, I was trying to be funny. Wait to try to be funny no I was funny. How do you lose to a tired and weak B-17? Then he got pinned at Lution.

Code Jackman Reaches into his suitcase and pulls out a T-Shirt and holds it up to the camera and the shirt reads “Wrex Who?”

Code Jackman: Oh Mrs. Gene I am ready. Let us just hope Wrex is.

The scene fades to black to start the next segment

 

The camera pans to the announce team.

Code Jackman is fired up!

He better be!

 

It's a Match!
OCW Women's Championship Qualifier
Karissa Dawson vs Cheryl Stixx

 

The camera pans to the announce team.

Lord have mercy!

For real!

Backstage we see Hollywood Money standing either side of a young boy, facing the camera. He is holding up an “HM” shirt.

Jehst: Good evening everybody! Capo and I are standing here with our special little guest, Gunther Reed!

The boy, no older than 7, with looks akin to Chuckie from Rugrats, excitedly holds up his Hollywood Money t-shirt.

Capo: That’s right, Jehst Man! Gunther here suffers from a rare form of bone cancer, and we, Hollywood Money, have got together with The Cancer Foundation and Make A Wish Foundation to give Gunther his wish of sitting ringside for a match here in OCW!

Capo: And kid, you’re in for a treat, cos you’re gonna be live at ringside to watch none other than me, Capo, next week on RIOT!

Gunther hugs Capo’s legs and slightly jumps up and down with excitement.

Capo: Alright kid, calm down, calm down...hehhe

Jehst: And that’s not all, Gunther!

The child lets go of Capo’s leg and turns to Justin.

Jehst: We know how much you’ve been through already in your battle with cancer, and you deserve a break.

Gunther smiles.

Jehst: To tide you over until RIOT we’ve donated some funds to take you over to my home state of California…

Gunther’s eyes widen in anticipation.

Jehst: …and Gunther…YOU’RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND!!!

Confetti balloons explode on screen and kazoo noises can be heard as multiple OCW staff members walk on screen sporting Disneyland shirts and holding bundles of balloons. One even has a mouse ear cap on.

A male staff person comes up and gives Capo a mouse ear cap. Capo refuses the cap with a stern eye, but Jehst doesn't hesitate to place his on his head.

Gunther begins jumping up and down, as much as he can without exhausting himself. He hugs Jehst’s leg this time. A female staff member walks into frame carrying an oversized check with Gunther’s name on it, the border of the cheque lined with Disney characters and symbols.

Capo: There ya go, pal! Hollywood Money wanted to award your bravery and make sure you and your folks have a memorable holiday break!

As Capo shakes Gunther’s tiny hand, and the boys parents enter the frame, tears of joy streaming down their face, Jehst steps forward a little and looks into the camera.

Jehst: And there you have it folks! A good kid, fighting a hard battle, getting a little bit of happiness within the chaos of his life.

Jehst: We at Hollywood Money wish the best for Gunther, and hope he has an amazing time riding roller coasters and meeting his favourite Disney characters!

Gunther and his family are escorted out of frame as Capo stands up and walks up next to Jehst.

Capo: I’m sure that little ankle-biter will have the time of his life! And from us at Hollywood Money, we’d like to thank our sponsors…US!

Jehst: That’s right, Capo! We’re making moves and changing lives at the same time! Why not give back to those in the OCW Universe less fortunate or suffering?

Capo: Exactly, Jehst, that’s what it is all about! Giving back to you, the fans who have given so much to us here at OCW.

Jehst: Keep an eye out for more charitable events, coming soon, from Hollywood Money!

Capo: And don’t forget to check out our summer blockbuster film, “Bang Bang Brazil”; coming to cinemas soon!

Capo and Jehst both stare into the camera, Jehst pulling a double “thumbs-up”, as it fades to black, but the mic still picks up a distinct voice before the segment ends.

Capo: Did you see the knockers on that kids mom?...Sheeeesh. She clearly doesn't have Breast Cancer.

The camera pans to the announce team.

Always tactful!

Hahahaha!

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