As the camera goes backstage you see CJ O'Donnell walking backstage ready for battle against Pastor Pete and Capo. His half of the tag team title over his left shoulder as he walks down the hallway. He sees a cardboard box in the middle of the hallway and out crawls Jackman.
O’Donnell: Oh boy is that a sight for sore eyes.
As CJ cringes you see plumbers crack from Code. O’Donnell puts his hands up.
O’Donnell: Enough already. Geez it hasn’t even been a full seven days and you look like you’ve been a hobo for seven years.
Jackman gets up and brushes himself off as he is wearing the same pants as last week from his match with Wrex. He also has on a black B17 T-shirt giving the B Team free advertisement.
O’Donnell: You know Code I expected more from you. I thought you had your ducks in a row. You aligned yourself with Tay and made this tag division possible on Turmoil. I’ll give you credit for that but what happened to the man when he first debuted he said everyone would Fear the Stache.
Brief pause by CJ.
O’Donnell: Look at you now? You are living in a box. How exactly is that going to help you develop your skills. Do you even have a bathroom in that box?
CJ looks next to the box and you see a 5 gallon bucket.
O’Donnell: That is just disgusting. Now i know you and Tay want the first shots at me and Ricky but first you are going to have to take a shower. Holy hell do you smell. Why are you so quiet?
Jackman stretches and pulls out earplugs from his ears as CJ just shakes his head.
O’Donnell: Did you even hear one word I said.
Jackman: Well look isn’t it Wendy himself? You are the second person that visited me today? What is it that you want because don't you see that I am busy?
O’Donnell: I wanted to see if you needed anything. We all know your partner didn’t stop by to check on you. Tay only cares about himself. And you know me being a good guy and all I wanted to check up on you.
Jackman: stood up and stretched out his legs a few flies flew off of him as he is covered in sweat.
Jackman: That is true he did stop by once during Riot, but that’s it. Tay is my friend I know he means nothing by him stopping by. There is a bucket outside you could clean out for me. Is there anything I can assist you with since you are intruding on my personal time.
O’Donnell: I’ll pass on cleaning out that bucket I have a match I have to get ready for. Code just remember you should have taken me up on my offer when you first showed up in OCW. We proved at WrestleLution that good always prevails over evil. So i heard from Tay why he thinks you deserve the first shot let’s hear your opinion...
Jackman: CJ, CJ, CJ… You must learn that nice guys finish last. Someday you will realize that. Someday you will understand that Ricky is holding YOU back from your full potential. We may have lost at WrestleLution but once again we were never pinned in a match against you guys so who knows who would actually be champions?
Jackman sits down on top of his box smile as if he has gotten into the head of CJ. Caleb thinks for a moment and then looks down at his left shoulder and taps his title while he smiles at Code.:
O’Donnell: It was a Ladder Match. The object was to climb the ladder and grab the belts. Maybe you guys will be lucky enough to get the first shot against us. Maybe you won’t. But go out to the ring tonight and show me if you can defeat Wrex this time with your best friend in your corner. Something tells me the outcome will be the same. Maybe Tay will get his own cardboard box after tonight to keep you company.
Jackman: Maybe we win maybe we lose right now my mind and eyes are set on those titles that somehow say you are champions. I know we can beat Ricky and You in a regular tag match. Just to let you know, Ricky has already had one tag team partner that didn’t get the job done. Ricky was the one to pull the titles down. As far as my eyes see it… you are the weakest link to Celtic Dragons.
O’Donnell: That’s some big talk coming from a guy who put his foot in his mouth a few weeks ago. Now you have to sleep in a box. Go ahead and think that I am the weakest link as that will be Code Terrors downfall. I have nothing to prove to either of you as this strap on my shoulder says it all. Actions speak louder than word Code.
Jackman: One day you will learn. One day you will see the bigger picture. One day you will have the soulless body of yours wake up and see the bigger picture of everything.
O’Donnell: Great now we have a Miss Cleo predicting the future who lives out of a box.
CJ kicks the box from underneath Jackman and walks away to get ready for his match.
****
Kassidy begins to roll the scroll up drawing more names,
Kassidy: Aries
Kassidy: Vacant
Kassidy: Patolomai
Kassidy: Cody Storm
Kassidy: Sean McGee
Kassidy: Tobin Frost
Kassidy: Drago Cesar
RYU can be seen in the background yelling at one of the women,
RYU: YOU'RE A BITCH AND NOT MY WAIFU!
Kassidy: Mugen
The camera pans to the announce team.
Seriously?
Okay now...
Damian Bourne’s entrance music would play as he walked down to ring. He would flip off an announcer and take their mic, walking to the ring and sitting down.
Damian Bourne: Great. I'm here again. How fun. Ugh, I wish I was serious. But nope. Just another show, and another rant for me to have.
Damian Bourne: Look, a mind like mine is just too good to not be shared. That's why I'm out here for all the world to see, talking on this mic… because my ideas and words are better than anyone else’s. There's simply no one better than me right now.
Damian Bourne: Honestly I'm not asking anymore… I'm telling you. I want a match on the next card. And like any good rebellion, if my demands aren't met, I will take matters into my own hands. It's an ugly scenario that'll drive fear into the heart's of every OCW fan in the world. It'll destroy every single wrestler’s life in an irrevocable manner. There ain't no turning back once you've gone to Hell. So, either I get what I want, or everyone suffers the fiery pits of the circumstances I plan to bring forward.
Damian would leave the mic on the mat and walk backstage
The camera pans to the announce team.
Rookie time!
Always hit or miss. Let's hope it's a hit.
Nick Bates vs. Benji Moore
The camera pans to the announce team.
Done.
Over.
Capo enters the men’s locker room backstage to find CJ O’Donnell standing in front of the mirror shaving his hairy shoulders. CJ looks over at Capo and Capo approaches the next over sink. The two superstars look at each other…...an awkward silence fills the room….Then the two bust out laughing in tears and dap each other up.
CJ:You boys fought a tough one.
Capo: It was a great match, that damn unsafe midget of yours is so damn fast. One minute I’m looking at the rafters ready to get up, the next minute he is 450 splashing me and teleports up the Ladder for Gold.
The two laugh as they recall the match…
CJ: So when are you going to give me my one on one Capo?
Capo: Irish, in due time…..The market doesn’t wanna see us battle it out right now. Those titles you guys snuck off of Jehste and I are what’s hot right now. The Tag Team Champions is what’s in. Let’s just ride this feud out until the wheels fall off.
CJ: I hear you, I hear—-
Suddenly, some singing can be heard coming from the showers.
“Lord ya know, I need another prayer My prayer from yesterday is goooooone. And lord if you, give me—-Another prayer! I’ll have the strength, to carry ooonnn”
Capo and CJ look at one another and bust out laughing. Capo spots a shiny looking Robe hanging on a hook outside of the shower stall. He walks over to it and decides to put it on.
As Capo picks up the robe he reads the name on the back like a 3rd Grader:” PAAAAA-STOR PEEE--TER”
CJ: OH PETE!! That’s the new guy…
Capo: Well this is one shiny a** robe. What is this velvet?
Capo tries on the robe as a group of OCW wrestlers have now all gathered around. CJ starts to taunt Capo.
CJ: Go ahead Capo, pray for some wins, or better yet pray for some gold. Wait wait wait … I got it pray for some little Capo’s and Gene’s.
Capo shoots a glance over to CJ.
Capo: Not funny one bit. You know if that happens CJ my life is OVAH!
CJ: It was a joke. Lighten up. Anyway preach brother Capo ...
Capo: AND THE LAAAAWWWD SAID:: Why is this leprechaun talking to me on this day-HAH….Why has he turned his lucky Pot o’ Gold into a fraud tag team title--HAH!
Capo:I SAID THE LAWD KNOWS-HAH!
Laughs fill the room..
Capo: FOR TODAY, IS THE LAAAAWWDS DAY—-HAH!! I WANNA WELCOME ALL OF YOU—TO THE FIRST BAPTIST—HAH!! O-C-W-HAH!! TA-BER-NACLE—HAH!! I SAID, YOU OVER THERE, —HAH!! YOU A SINNER-HAH!! SMELL LIKE SHIIID—HAH!! BUT THE LAAWD FORGIVE YA-HAH!! I SAID THE LAAAAWWD FORGIVES YA--HAH!! I SAID YOU OVER THEERE—-HAH!! LOOKING ALL QUEEER—HAH!! BETTER CHANGE UP YA GEAR-HAH! BEFORE YA GO OUT THERE-HAH! I SAID THE LAAAWD KNOWS-HAH! YOU ABOUT TO GET BOOED..-HAH! BETTER LACE UP YA BOOTS-HAH! BEFORE YA PUNK ASS LOSE—HAH! I SAID LAWD FORGIVE ME—HAH! I THINK LUCIFER IN ME-HAH! SOMEBODY POUR A LIL HENNY—HAH! AND SAY LAAAAAAWDDD-HAH! SUCH AN AWESOME LAAWD-HAH
As Pastor Peter walks in he stops whistling as he is seen with a look of disgust in his face.
Pastor Peter: Whom do I hear making mockery of my preaching?
Pastor Peter gasps as he looks around the room to see Capo wearing his robe of sanctification
Pastor Peter: Brother Capo……
Pastor Peter: WHOM GAVE THOU PERMISSION TO WHERE MY ROBE OF SANCTIFICATION
Pastor Peter: Or perhaps I shall translate that to vocabulary thine would understand
Pastor Peter: WHO GAVE YOUR ASS PERMISSION TO USE MY ROBE OF SANCTIFICATION?
Stone silence fills the room…..
Capo: Ahem...Well uhhh….Brother Peter, I was just….. (snickers) I was just preaching to the congre----con--congrega-----I WAS PREACHING TO THE FIRST BAPTIST OCW TABERNACLE CHURCH!!
Laughter fills the room...
CJ: Any of you guys have any popcorn?!?
CJ points to the local talent sitting around the locker room but get no response as Pastor Peter gives Capo a psychotic stare
Pastor Peter: Brother Capo….. Do you know what thou has just done…..
Capo: Well Petey, I mean Brother Peter….I saw a shiny Robe, I tried it on...I think it looks good on a Holly-Woo—
Pastor Peter: THOU HAS JUST COMMITTED A SIN…. A WHOLEEE SIN! THIEVERY!!….
Capo: Ok Ok Ok wise guy, jokes over…..I’ll take the robe...Bill it to my Jesus Card...
Pastor Peter: Bill?....... BILL?...... TAKE THY ROBE OFF MEATBALL
Pastor Peter attempts to attack Capo...Before the fight breaks out, the onlookers rush and separate Pastor Peter and Capo from one another. As Capo is being dragged away the restrained Pastor Peter’s threats can be heard throughout the backstage arena as camera crews rush the scene:
Pastor Peter: IM GONNA TAKE THINE ROBE OFF YOU TONIGHT MEATBALL! YOU TOO IRISH! GET THY HANDS OFF OF ME YOU HEATHENS!!
