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The scene opens outside of the Barclays center as Code Jackman is recording himself throwing out the poop bucket.

Code Jackman: Good lord it is 100 degrees today. This bucket smells great haha. You know I actually like... this box. 

Jackman begins to walk back to his box as hears footsteps coming from behind him.

?: Didn’t your whore mother ever teach you to keep yer nose outta other people's business?

Jackman looks over his shoulder as the sweat begins to drip off his face.

Code Jackman: Who the hell said that?

Jackman’s camera pans over to reveal Scotland's Shittest Scumbag, Wrex.

Wrex: Just the guy who put your ass in a box, decided to come out and see it, regret it already.

Code Jackman: I thought I smelled something fishy coming towards me. I don’t regret this. What do you want? 

Jackman pulls out a cloth he had placed inside his pants as it is already soaked with sweat and begins to wipe his face and hands.

Wrex can’t help but grimace that the monster he helped create.

Wrex: Decided to take a walk and stumbled up on a homeless camp. Figured I’d go soak in the misery to make myself feel better, but I see it’s just you. How is our former champions anyway?

Code Jackman: Very funny but there is no misery here. I’m out here with my friends the buzzards in the sky. We are not former champions we are the champions haha haha. I enjoyed scaring you out of the ring on Riot! 

Wrex: Homeless and delusional.. Id say how the mighty have fallen but you were never that high up to begin with. And for your information, a retreat from a lunatic with a chair isn't the same as being scared. Fuckin fruit flys are scarier than you.

Code Jackman: You say i'm the delusional one, haha haha. 

Jackman spits forward and it hits the ground next to Wrex’s boot.

Code Jackman: When would you like to have your home back? And paper plates? 

Wrex almost doesn't seem to notice, or care, as he continues.

Wrex: You can keep the box, from the look of yo, you probably need it. As for the plates? I’ll wait for Cide, take them along with the actual things, y’know long as you don't manage to lose to a potato farmer and a wall hopper.. again.

Code Jackman: Oh no we will not lose to Wendy and Baby Dragon ever again. We have a plan. That means we will meet again and we will retain. 

Jackman begins to grin very creepy and starts to shake his head hard enough as the sweat looks like rain coming from his hair. 

Wrex: Uh-huh.. Well I’ve been near you long enough for a month, so I’ll let you get back to your box.

Code Jackman: I appreciate you coming to visit your new best friend fill free to come inside whenever you want. 

Jackman climbs into the box and shuts the lid. 

Code Jackman: I can’t stand that piece of… 

Jackman doesn’t have time to finish his sentence before him and the box are knocked over sidewards with a large force.

Wrex: Watch the dropkick and stay in your box, you homeless fuck.

 

 

 

It's a Match!
Tyler Steel vs. Hijo De Mistico 

 

We transition over to the backstage area, where we see Dragana and Johnny Law sitting up on a large metallic crate.

Johnny: 
You think I went too far?

Dragana sighs as she scratches her head..

Johnny:
 I was just trying to be the hype man, you know. It’s a huge match for everyone involved, and maybe I got a little carried away. It’s not the first time that’s happened either.

Johnny reminisces, looking up to the ceiling.

Johnny:
 Like that one time I got in hot water with that Bertha lady. She tried to get me to tell her your tactics or something, and she held me up like she wanted my lunch money! Next thing I know, I’m being dragged away from the scene by you.

Johnny looks at Dragana and shrugs.

Johnny:
 Hard to have a filter when you’re heated like that.

Johnny notices something out of the corner of his eye and immediately recoils backward.

Johnny:
 Oh sh-

He quickly turns around and faces the wall as Dragana looks confused. She looks back in front of her to find Aerith with her hands on her hips. 

Aerith:
 Stirring the pot again, Casey Jones? You remember what I said last time right?

Johnny (Stammering): I-I’m not here. Uh…..Leave a message!

He leans toward Dragana and whispers.

Johnny:
 Do something!!!! Make her LEAVE.

Dragana: ???

Aerith: That’s not going to work with me.

She grabs Johnny by the shoulder, causing him to yelp. This prompts Dragana to slap away her arm from the former cameraman. She looks Aerith dead in the eyes and wags her index finger while shaking her head. Aerith grimaces. 

Aerith: 
Touch me again and you’ll regret it. 

The silent one stands up and is face to face with Aerith as the situation grows quite tense. But, Dragana’s gaze is interrupted by something far behind Aerith. She steps to the side and sees a pair of rabbit ears sticking out from the end of the hallway behind one of the walls. She tilts her head in confusion.

Dragana: 
?!?!?!

The rabbit ears move up and down in a wave-like motion. Dragana raises a hand to her chin, thinking about the meaning of this. The rabbit ears then start spinning around rapidly, much to Dragana’s bewilderment. Meanwhile, Aerith and Johnny are looking on.

Johnny: 
I don’t get it.

Aerith: What’s going on here?

Dragana points to herself as if she’s asking if the rabbit ears are communicating with her. The ears move up and down again, but this time in a faster speed than before. 

Dragana raises her index finger and spins it around in an inquisitive manner. The rabbit ears stop moving. 

Dragana’s fist clenches and she grabs a nearby cardboard box and chucks it across the hallway, causing the rabbit ears to disappear. The camera pans over to the other end of the hallway, where Sentai Hare is seen laughing.

 

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