The scene opens up looking at the fine woodgrain panel of what looks to be a sauna room. As the camera turns to the right we find a stoic yet relaxed Drago sitting in the corner with The Lord of the Lariat, The Sultan of Safety, The Tycoon of Turmoil, Mugen sitting on the opposite end.
Fully dressed in their wrestling gear, the two are sweating profusely as Drago is attempting to help Mugen lose “DE FIVE”.
Mugen: Seriously though, I don’t even know why you are attempting to help me lose de five. We could be out there on my favorite prison colony show and mingle.
Mugen holds out his left hand with all five fingers out and continues to mouth the words “de five” repeatedly.
Drago: You have no conviction comrade. You always take shortcut and forget about the end result.
Mugen: The end result is me, wearing GOLD taken off of Harry. How could I forget?
Drago: You mean Harvey?
Mugen: Henry?
Drago: Harvey
Mugen: Jose?
Drago: HARVEY
Mugen: Same difference. Now……
Mugen reaches to the side of him that’s not in the view of the camera and pulls out a massive burger with a big knife and onion rings stacked on it.
Drago sees it and starts to pull on his hair a little bit in frustration as Mugen cuts the burger down the middle holding out half for Drago.
Drago: I try help every time and this what you do?
Mugen: Come on, look at me, does this look like a man who needs help losing five pounds? Seriously, I could drop the kids off at the pool and lose the weight.
Drago: Don’t understand. You don’t have kids.
Mugen: I mean, ya know, going to take a d…...eh nevermind. Let me enjoy half of this burger in peace. Straight from Sakuraba’s, an A5 Wagyu Burger cooked perfectly medium rare, sprinkled with truffle infused mozzarella, and onion rings to garnish with gold flakes.
Drago starts shaking his head and reaches over to the door.
Drago: You, out now, leave that burger there because it looks very delicious.
Mugen shrugs and gets up from his seat to follow Drago out of the sauna. We find out that we are in Mugen’s private gym that looks perfectly immaculate, almost like it is never used.
Drago motions for Mugen to follow him on the treadmills to which Mugen reluctantly agrees to. With the camera focused on Drago, we see him hit some buttons to make sure that his treadmill is going at 8 speed.
As he turns to look over at Mugen, the camera also pans to find him literally half speed walking eating fries from a tin cup.
Drago: What are you doing?!
Mugen: Running duh.
Drago: YOU ARE EATING!
Mugen: And running. Multitasking here okay?
Drago: This is ridiculous!
Mugen takes a fry and offers it to Drago who reluctantly takes one and scarfs it down.
Drago: This good but still, you are ridiculous! You will never lose your precious five pounds. Can’t eat unhealthy and exercise! Negative and positive is still negative!
Mugen: Drago old sport, you have to know that I have basically never stepped into a gym a day in my life for the past 5 years and I have kept this amazing body. You are going to have to find some creative way for me to lose 5 pounds.
Drago shakes his head as Mugen continues munching on fries. An idea suddenly hits him.
Drago: How about tonight, you and I go to the club.
Mugen’s eyes light up at that thought.
Mugen: The CLUB, sounds excellent, let’s dance these calories off. Before we know it I’ll have dropped not only de five, but another five to make it 10!
Drago: I not mean the discoteque, I meant the racquetball club.
Mugen: BOOOOOOOO, you stink, go back to the drawing board.
Mugen and Drago continue to bicker on the treadmills as the scene fades out to black.
