A Ghoul Priest slides out from under the ring and then slides into the ring; The Ghoul Priest begins to rain down mounted punches onto Ligermask and a top the ramp Kassidy looks on in glee before turning back around and walking to the back. Ligermask pushes the Ghoul Priest off and gets to a knee,
The camera pans to the announce team.
The hell are they doing out here!
Sending a DAMN MESSAGE!
We arrive in the lockerroom once again with Cort Marshall and his partner in AWOL, Christian Shepherd.
Cort: So how am I gonna get him back? He won’t accept a match.
Shep: You could beat his ass backstage.
Cort: Nuh-uh. We don’t do that kinda thing anymore, remember? Trying to be all rule-following and role-modelling and all that? I don’t think children’s role models ambush people with kendo sticks.
Shep: The cool kids' role models do! Back when I was in school, everybody liked Batman over Superman.
Cort: And back when I was in school, Batman had shark repellent. But… what would Batman do? Batman would come up with a plan. And what would an American do? An American would fight fire with fire.
Shep: Go on.
Cort ignores him, and begins muttering his plans.
Cort: Welding torch… should have enough scrap metal… yes. Yes. Excellent.
Cort: Operation Craigslist is a go.
Shepherd just stares at Cort as he does the supervillain tented fingers pose.
Shep: You’re worrying me, man.
Cort laughs an evil laugh.
Cort: Soon, they will ALL be worried!
He pulls out his phone and begins to type, murmuring the words out loud like the old man he is.