OCWFED.com Presents TURMOIL

   

A Ghoul Priest slides out from under the ring and then slides into the ring; The Ghoul Priest begins to rain down mounted punches onto Ligermask and a top the ramp Kassidy looks on in glee before turning back around and walking to the back. Ligermask pushes the Ghoul Priest off and gets to a knee,


 

The camera pans to the announce team.

The hell are they doing out here!

Sending a DAMN MESSAGE!

We arrive in the lockerroom once again with Cort Marshall and his partner in AWOL, Christian Shepherd.

Cort: So how am I gonna get him back? He won’t accept a match.

Shep: You could beat his ass backstage.

Cort: Nuh-uh. We don’t do that kinda thing anymore, remember? Trying to be all rule-following and role-modelling and all that? I don’t think children’s role models ambush people with kendo sticks.

Shep: The cool kids' role models do! Back when I was in school, everybody liked Batman over Superman.

Cort: And back when I was in school, Batman had shark repellent. But… what would Batman do? Batman would come up with a plan. And what would an American do? An American would fight fire with fire.

Shep: Go on.

Cort ignores him, and begins muttering his plans.

Cort:
Welding torch… should have enough scrap metal… yes. Yes. Excellent.

EXCELLENTE

Cort: Operation Craigslist is a go.

Shepherd just stares at Cort as he does the supervillain tented fingers pose.

Shep:
You’re worrying me, man.

Cort laughs an evil laugh.

Cort:
Soon, they will ALL be worried!

He pulls out his phone and begins to type, murmuring the words out loud like the old man he is.

Cort:
Dubleyew dubleyew dubleyew DOT… craig’s… list… dot… com.

The camera pans to the announce team.

Oh good heavens!

This is a recipe for DANGER!

 

The Main Event
Thomas Archer vs Wrex

 

The camera pans to the announce team.

He got it! He got it!

Oh my!

THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO HELPED! <3

 

 

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