Fueled by rage and a distinct disappointment at being one-upped by the B Community, Tony Everrett rushed just in time to see a tow truck pull up to his BMW M Series.
When he reached the parking lot, Javier, the long-time B Community member, was just a few meters ahead of Tony.
Everrett: Yo, what the hell is going on here, brev?
Javier: Sir, senor, I do the getting, not the mathing. Someone in office says, “That no good son of bitch, Tony Touch Two Much, not pay,” so I say, “I get after party.” Now I get after party.
Everrett: Bro, you unhook my car right now or I will make you eat the curb for breakfast, lunch and dinner! You’re not even allowed to tow a car in a gated community.
Javier: The gate is open, senor, for the party.
Everrett looks over at the gate. It is open, and a big sign boldly proclaims: Join the B Community in celebrating Tony Not Coming To Work Day!
Everrett grabs Javier and tosses him into the side of a nearby Corvette. Javier shouts in pain.
Antonio: Right, where the hell has that waster gone?
Javier tries to stand back up but is met with Your Mom’s Favorite Knee.
Antonio: This guy is a joke!
Antonio starts to pick up Javier but hears a shout behind him.
BINGO PUNCH!
B17: DON’T.
Bingo picks up Antonio to look him in the eyes. Antonio makes a feeble swing, but Bingo easily blocks it.
B17: EVER.
B17 knees him in the gut and doubles Everrett over.
B17: FUCK WITH THE B COMMUNITY!
Bingo hoists Antonio into a powerbomb position and drops him with all the force he can muster onto the Corvette’s hood.
Scene opens up backstage, Frenchblade Rust Cohle is facing the camera. We haven’t heard from the French superstar since the International champion, Alexander Bolek cut through him last week, leaving him speechless.
Rust: Bolek.. I have to give you props, nobody EVER seen you cut a promo like this, we didn’t even know you had mic skills. But in all seriousness..
Rust: You are right. You have a point. Multiple points. I haven’t been myself for long now, I am trying to complete side quests and failing most of the time. You named my biggest losses, Nate, Quartz, Drago and more.. I would double down on it, my biggest success came from my biggest downfalls.
Rust: I come through when people are already looking past me. And I see, I hear what people are saying, that I am not concentrated anymore, not willing to go hard anymore, that my tenure is coming to an end.
Rust: And you on the other end, the biggest rising star of this company, the future, and the current International Champion, Aleksander Bolek.
Rust: You make me think of me when I first pierced through the singles rankings back in the day, doing anything and everything to succeed, even going as far as assaulting my opponents and cheating, backstabbing to make my place.
Rust: I know you want me to run after you, begging for a match. But no. I know you don’t want that match, because if it happens, all these tactics are going out the window, nothing that you could think of would work, because I already did them all.
Rust: Aleksander, I am challenging you for a shot at Destiny, one on one, at Wrestlution.
Rust: And to make you consider that offer, I’ll give you the freedom of choosing a stipulation: If I win, well, we are done and I am taking what makes your mouth so loud, the International Championship, that I, weirdly, never challenged for.
Rust: And if you win.. You decide what the outcome and punishment would be.
Rust: And one more thing, the lights are never brighter than these ones. You talked about my past self being gone. Allow me to re-introduce myself to you, because RUSTVP is coming to Lution.
