GREENSBORO, NC
The Arena Explodes in a cascade of Pyro technics as Savage Saturday 2016 Theme blares.
The pyrotechnics kick off as OCWFED PRESENTS Savage Saturday 2016 gets underway.
The Camera pans to ramp as an old nostalgic tune hits and the duo of Scaggs and Poling head down to the ring!! The packed crowd roars in excitement and begins to chant "WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK!
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WELCOME EVERYONE TO SAVAGE SATURDAY!!!!!! |
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WHAT THE HELL, ITS SATURDAY I SHOULD BE AT THE BEACH, WHATS GOING ON!!! |
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THE OCW FANS WANTED IT, and THE OVERLORD DELIVERED!!! WE HAVE DREAM MATCHES, CHAMPIONSHIP MATCHES AND MUCH MORE! |
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WHY ARE WE YELLING? |
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BECAUSE WE ARE EXCITED GOD DAMMIT! |
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Up first The Overlord of the Purge has provided a test for the Legend that is Leon Valentine as he takes on Ligermask AKA Damian Dark! |
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That dummy changes costumes! |
LEONHEART vs LIGER MASK
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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He got all of it! |
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Good god! |
The scene opens in the arena canteen, tables are turned upside down, cardboard boxes have been stacked over in a corner and places in a way that there looks to be 2 small towers and an entrance, chairs are laid on their side with legs pointing outwards, almost 'defending' the fort as anti-invasion defenses, there is a large flag hanging from the 'east tower' bearing the colours of Crossbones, a mumbled voice can be heard coming from inside the 'fort' as Connie makes her way into the shot and over to the stack of boxes.
Connie: For the love of christ man, a fort? AGAIN? Did you not learn from last weeks one when you fell asleep and burnt it down? You almost lost your eyebrows!
She peers through the 'gate', Crossbones can be seen, clutching his OCW Hardcore title close to his chest, rocking backwards and forwards, his bandanna pulled tight around his face, beard dirty and unkept, a half empty bottle of rum on the floor beside him, along with a medication bottle, lid off and pills scattered across the floor.
Crossbones [muttering to himself] : They can't take her, she be mine...everybody want's her, but she be mine, all of them with their dirty little fingers..but she be mine....
Connie: Have you been in the medicine bag again?
Crossbones looks up and acknowledges her.
Crossbones: Look at them all, grubby little fingers...pawing at her...looking at her with their beady little eyes....she be mine! MINE!!
He rubs his index finger over 3 small red 'X' stitched into the side of his mask.
Crossbones: A stitch in time for every filthy one of them..down to the drink they go..X marks the spot.
Connie: You're babbling again, come on out, you have a match to get ready for.
Crossbones: NO!! They won't take here away from me!! This is my gold!! I have brought infamy, desire and LEGEND to my new precious!!
He rubs the title belt against his cheek.
Crossbones: I will not leave ye in Turmoil, I will deliver ye to Jones himself before I let them take ye...precious, my precious, mine!
Connie: Snap out of it man, it's a belt! Nobody is 'after' you, or after 'her'..it's a title, you defend it, that's how it works!!
Crossbones talks directly to the title.
Crossbones: She doesn't understand, none of them understand!! We understand don't we precious, yes, yes.
He looks up at Connies, with tears streaming down his cheeks and let's out a half scream, half cry.
Crossbones: WHY WON'T THEY JUST LEAVE US ALONE!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Connie: I've had ENOUGH of this nonesense!!
She proceeds to boot down the towers of the fort, scattering boxes everywhere, to a normal man's eye this is nothing, but to the eyes of Crossbones, it's as if Helms Deep has just been breached.
Crossbones: They be here!! MAN THE CANNON'S!! BATTON DOWN THE HATCHES!! KISS YER LOVED ONES GOODBYE!! DO NOT GO LONELY INTO THAT LONG, COLD NIGHT!!!
Crossbones jumps to his feet and observes the 'devastation'.
Crossbones: OH THE HORROR!! KILL OR BE KILLED BOYS!! CAPTAIN HAYES HAS ARRIVED!!
He quickly places the Hardcore title behind his back.
Crossbones: Get behind me my love!! I will protect ye!! Everyone into the boats!! Throw the children overboard!! SAVE YERSELVES!!
He grabs his flag from the half destroyed tower and begins to run from the canteen.
Crossbones: Ye can't have her Hayes!! ye can't have her!! If I'm going down, she be coming with me!! The head of the snake!! The head of the snake!!
He bursts out of the door and disappears, leaving Connie stood there in total disbelief.
Connie [To herself]: He's getting worse, every dam week with this crap.
She begins to tidy up the canteen as the scene fades.
From nowhere, Crossbones suddenly pops his head back in the door.
Crossbones: THE LEGEND CONTINUES!!
He again vanishes as quickly as he re-appeared.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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He is plum loco! |
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A fall from the heavnens will do that to yee! |
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Keeping with the tradition of Chaos, Mugenta has turned the next match into a Championship match as The Turmoil Womens Champion faces off against The First Lady of the Purge Molly! |
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This is totally fair, and I approve of it! |
MOLLY vs SOPHIA
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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OH MY SHE HAS DONE IT!!! |
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Ohhhh boy.... |