As the scene fades in we see Capo and Justin Jehst in a boardroom. They are both dressed in their formal attire. The outer wall of the room is almost entirely a glass window and there is a large “GENOVESE LTD” decal on the outer side.
Jehst stands in front of a white board with a pointer stick. A crudely drawn birds eye view of a wrestling ring has been printed in black marker.
Jehst: Ok, so, let’s go over some of the techniques we can use to get our tag team game “on fleek”, as the kids say these days.
Capo: Yeah, too urban….Don’t ever use that word again….
Jehst: Noted.
Capo: What about a list of strengths we have as a team?
Jehst: Brilliant brain wave, my man! Ok, let’s list them. Firstly, I think we have a good combo of speed and power!
Justin begins writing a bullet point answer on the board.
Capo: What about our flair….you know….finesse?
Jehst: Excellent answer, Capo!
Justin again writes another bullet point on the board.
Jehst: What else…? How about our ability to both brawl and display technique in the ring?
Capo: I like that! But I like throwing fists even more!
Jehst: This is why we work, Cap!
Again, the Hollywood Mauler writes a third bullet point.
Jehst: Now, onto in-ring strategy! Favourite moves in the ring?
Capo: You know I like the brass knuckles baby!!! Brass for everybody!!
Justin begins writing the moves underneath the picture of the ring in red marker.
Jehst: Interesting, my man. And if you know me you know I like to chop, punch, suplex and kick my way around the ring! ATTACK FROM ALL ANGLES, BAYBAY!! Boxing like Dr. Octavius!!
He hits a Hulk Hogan “outstretched arm/bicep curl” pose before continuing.
Jehst: This is coming together hella swell - - -
Capo: - - - Too urban...I’d drop that phrase from your vocab too, g.
Jehst: Consider it gone.
Jehst: Ok, so, next up on the agenda is attire. I’ve had my Hollywood level seamstress come up with a few ideas which I’ll send you via my Blackberry iPhone Switch.
Capo: Hey is she any good? My Uncle Mickey owns a tailorshop in Midtown...You should come out and get cleaned up, and bring your seamstress.
Jehst: Deal!! Lets get cleaned up Cap!
Jehst puts the pointer stick down on the table as the two begin packing up their gear to head out to the tailors to gear up for tonight's match.
***
The crowd begin to boo, Archer revels in his moment, proud as punch of his Pride title.
Archer: Thank you, thank you… Your adoration for the newly crowned Pride of Americana, the Titan of Turmoil is as well placed as your faith in me to lead this brand to a better tomorrow… However, before we can move on to the future we must first address the past…
Archer motions to the x-tron which begins to show the final moments of the ladder match. It zooms in on Capos face as he stands trying to work out what to do.
Archer: Capo would later be treated for a stroke at a nearby Invictus Industries medical facility and made a full recovery, unfortunately Ricky was not so fortunate… His botchitis proved to be incurable and has now mutated into a much more serious strain of Total Career Failure. As such, he was promoted as part of the OCW Make A Wish Foundation to allow him to at least pretend he's as successful as his favourite OCW superstar… Thomas Archer.
The crowd break into another torrent of boos, chanting horrible things about Archers face.
Archer: Oh… You think this is funny? You think it's funny that I had to have my face surgically repaired after Ricky used his Botch Force powers to move Capo off of that ladder? That's rich, not as rich as me… But what I find funny is that this protective mask alone is worth more than each and every one of you welfare goblins will make in your miserable, peasant, futile lives.
Archer raises his Pride title into the air.
Archer: Drink it in, this is the finest champagne that will touch your lips and it's free, courtesy of the Pride of Americana. You have two things you can do about it, learn to love it… Or nothing.
Archer smirks but gives a slight wince due to his face as he goes to leave the ring and heads backstage.
The camera pans to the announce team.
Tag team action up next.
I love the change of pace that comes from Tag Matches.
Capo G. & J. Jehst vs. Ricky & CJ O.
The camera pans to the announce team.
What team work.
It was the difference.
Ashley Moore is sitting in a studio with an interviewer,
Interviewer: Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen, I am here with Ashley Moore. We two are doing an interview with questions from the audience in the end. You can ask your questions now using the Hashtag #askAM on Twitter.
I am happy to welcome u, Ashley Moore.
Ashley Moore: I am happy to be here, too and hope that the viewers will get to know me better.
Interviewer: My first question... You seem to be very, well said, self-assured.
Ashley Moore: I am just an honest person and say what i think. When i see that i am better then i dont think there is a problem expressing that.
Interviewer: When u say better, I guess you are talking about your in-ring skills. What makes you different?
Ashley Moore: It is my elegance, my agility in countermoves and my fatal DDT after wich nobody gets up again.
Interviewer: Now i am going to ask you questions from the audience.
The interviewer looks at his tablet
Interviewer: @isabel13 asks: "What is your favourite colour?"
Ashley Moore: I like to wear cyan, but can you please ask more relevant questions?
Interviewer: I see if I can find something. @BodoMüller90 asks: "What do you think about Özil and Gündogan posing with Erdogan?"
Ashley Moore: I don't think it was a wise... wait a moment. Why would anyone ask me this question? I am here to beat up other ladies in a ring.
Interviewer: Ehm..., I just noticed that Angela Merkel is answering questions using the same hashtag. I am looking for quistion directed to you now or do you want to talk about crosses in bavarian offices government or accusations against VW managers?
Ashley Moore: I think i am going now. We could talk again if you prepare better for the interview next time.
Ashley Moore starts to laugh, mumbling Angela Merkel and walks away from the now despetly looking interviewer.
