A BATTLE FOR RESPECT!
LARRY MUGEN vs.DOC
Salutations Sensation,
First and foremost I would like to congratulate you on eighteen glorious years of OCW. You sir have built a foundation that has lasted the test of time, continuously raising the bar of excellence in this industry.
It has been an absolute pleasure being a part of that journey with you.
I truly hope all is well with OCW, it has been quite the adjustment for me. Being unproductive and useless is a trait reserved exclusively for troglodytes like Ryu Matsumoto. Even during my sabbatical I have achieved higher planes of consciousness that would make Versus descend from the heavens with a maple pastry.
I've heard quite the rumors and gossip despite my avoidance of technology and media. Overheard a simpleton wearing a “My Man, ScottyX” shirt say something about a lawsuit.
He said a giant manchild jumped the barricade and assaulted a trashling. Sensation, we both know, stupidity has no bounds. Yet if OCW is reaching my ears in the most remote locations on earth, I picked the perfect time for a break.
As always my decision-making is impeccable, placing an interim general manager in my stead was pure brilliance. Empress was a superb selection, although she does have poor fashion and smells like a happy ending gone wrong. That can all be overlooked by her strong will and creativity, if I do say so myself.
Well old friend I must continue on my travels, I don’t know when I’ll return, but just know that I will. May you lead OCW to another great year of Betterness.
Always and Forever,
Tiberius Octavian Dupree
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