THE CHALLENGE
DRAGANA CESAR vs. TERRA DATURAS
Mugen: Welcome one and all to a brief episode of the P3 Bonanza!
Drago: We pretty tired after all that safeness, so we wanted to stop by and thank everyone for watch and donate.
???: You f***!
An enraged Wrex appears, chugging a bottle of whiskey before slamming it down, startling the crowd. He gets face to face with the Lord of the Lariat.
Wrex: This isn’t over you c***!!!!
Mugen: Whoa whoa whoa! Don’t get upset that the safest tag team in the world did what they do best!
Wrex: Safe my ass, your tag partner threw me into a goddamn ladder!
Mugen: And you showed complete disregard for in-ring safety when you tossed me through a table!
Drago: But that was outside ring.
Wrex: And I’d f***ing do it again!
Meanwhile, a flustered B-17 wanders in and looks confused at Drago.
B-17: What happened out there? Did we have the match?
Drago: You all right?
B-17: My head’s spinning….I might puke….
Wrex and Mugen start having a slapping contest while Drago sits B-17 down on the couch. The crowd goes nuts watching them go back and forth until Empress arrives, breaking the slap fight up.
Emp: Good job out there boys. Your ring awareness, sportsmanship, and safety have saved the animals!
Mugen: No thanks to that jerk!
Mugen points to Wrex.
Emp: Now that your feud has been settled, we need to get back to the office and do some paperwork. How are things looking over there?
Everyone: Uhh…..
We pan back to the P3 office as shreds of papers are all over, with Bubba, Mac, and Tosh ripping apart everything they can find. A boombox in the corner controlled by “Fred” plays several of his tracks in the background. Mac finds an HR complaint from one Smythe D. Wonder, and barks at his friends.
Bingo finally succumbs to his dizziness and throws up. They look at the piece of paper and all three of them tear it apart in a tug of war.
1st TIME EVER!
TONY EVERRETT vs. MAXX EDWARDS