The scene opens up with C4 members Michael Hollywood & Mugen in their locker room getting ready for the match. Hollywood is seen relaxing on a ruby red suede loveseat with two gorgeous blond escorts that he hired for the night rubbing his shoulders. Mugen on the other hand looks a bit more stressed as he is shadowboxing to warm himself up for tonight's match.
Hollywood: Come on bro, you have to loosen up. I got Natasha and Annika here, ready to do whatever you please. You have to stop worrying about our match.
Hollywood motions for the girls to go walk over to Mugen but politely waves them away.
Mugen: I'm not worried about our match.
Hollywood: Wait, you aren't worried about our match? This whole time I thought you were worried about C4 disbanding tonight if we lost.
Mugen: No. Whaaaat? Why would I worry about that? I know we are going to win anyways.
Mugen flashes a grin at Hollywood and the ladies as he goes towards his suitcases.
Hollywood: I've never noticed you carrying that big purple suitcase before. What are you holding in there? Drugs? Money? A dead stripper?
Mugen: None of the above, unfortunately. I'm just stressing because........
Mugen opens the purple suitcase to reveal numerous championship belts.
Hollywood: What the hell? Are these all yours?
Mugen: Of course, what do you think I did? Steal them?
Hollywood: Where are these from?
Hollywood reaches into the suitcase to pull out a bag which inexplicably has the shape of China carved in gold on the front.
Mugen: Oh, well that's obviously from China. When I went to some company and became their first and only Chinese Heavyweight Champion.
Hollywood: What do you mean only?
Mugen: They only had one show before they closed. So I kept the belt.
Annika and Natasha start going into the suitcase as well marveling at some of the amazing belts that they are finding in the suitcase. The two escorts are having a bit too much fun as they are wearing the belts and taking pictures of each other.
Hollywood: So why is this stressing you out?
Mugen: Well, its tough being a Quincentuple Universal Crown Champion. I have to bring these titles everywhere I go. The airlines always charge me for extra luggage. I can't even carry them all at one time when I go to the ring. Times are hard.
Hollywood starts laughing but Mugen actually has a serious look on his face
Hollywood: Well what do you want to do then?
Mugen thinks for a moment and then an idea hits him
Mugen: Why don't we put these ladies to good use.
Mugen and Hollywood start draping the ladies with belts in every possible way until both of them are holding all 15.
Mugen: Perfect. Brings a tear in my eye when I think about how amazing I am really. Now let's take care of business against that pathetic champion who holds way less titles than me and his butch girlfriend who seriously needs to start wearing a bra. That type of indecent exposure is just frowned upon here in America
Hollywood: You mean HO-M-G?
Mugen and Hollywood have a good laugh as they walk out of the locker room.
The Camera pans to OCWFED Commentators Charles Scaggs and "Big" Al Poling.
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I was concerned earlier but it looks like C4 is ready for tonight! |
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But will it be enough! |
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Up next 2 of OCW's Brightest Stars go up against One of the most dominant champions in OCW History Jacob Trance. |
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The Human T-Plex Machine, Chocolate Thunder, and The Cunning Jacob Trance, this is going to be a war! |
North American Championship
Jacob Trance vs. Tobin Frost vs. K.Dangelo
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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A spirited competition! |
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All 3 gave it all they had! |
Previously Recorded!
After a long day taking pictures and wishes, Santa's Toy Land has closed for the evening. On the way to the OMG Megabus, still wearing thier outfits they converse without ear pieces this time.
Matsuda: If you didn't sell my Poke'mon cards to get Pugh beat up, what did you pay the A-Team for?
Dupree: Who else could get OUR HERO a Christmas present inside a maximum security prison...I can't go any where near that place, after what happened earlier this year.
Patolomai: I've noticed you didn't have a single spasm today Tiberius.
Dupree: I know it's great, I've only twitched once in the last two days, and that was only because I thought I saw Scumbag at the rest stop. But it was only some trucker talking about glory holes.
Dimsmore: You sure it wasn't Parker?
They all laugh in unison, a magical moment in it's own.
Dupree: I finally have a bit of peace of mind. I haven't felt this good since...since..
Patolomai: Since your were The Fire.
Dimsmore: I hated The Fire...
Matsuda: I made the Fire...
Dupree cracks his classic half smile.
Dupree: Betterness is better than The Fire...
Matsuda: Overness supersedes Betterness...
Dupree: I made Overness, Overness, therefore Betterness is better!
Dimsmore and Pato look at each other like 'here we go again' as we fade to ringside.