The camera pans to the office of BIG BOSS Leonheart. We see a brand new Assistant as she is at his desk checking over documents. Leonheart's Assistant is as cute as a button as the phone rings.
Being new to her position, she calls out.
Kim: Sir, Sir, you have a call!
We hear rambling in the background! but we cannot make it out
Kim: Sir?
Leonheart: PICK UP THE PHONE, AND PUT IT ON SPEAKER!!!!!
Leonheart is currently in the bathroom, possibly getting rid of the contents of his sickness that has plagued him for the past week.
The Phone rings once more as Kim picks up the phone!
Kim: Hello!
An Automated message plays!
Tone: This is a collect call from Mourning Wood Penitentiary, do you accept the charges?
Kim ponders for a moment!
Kim: Sir. Excuse me sir.
Leonheart: WHAT!!!!! I SAID PICK UP THE PHONE!
Kim: Sir it's colle...
Leonheart: ANSWER THE PHONE!!!!
Kim: Yes I accept!
Tone: Thank you, please hold!
A gravely voice speaks.
Our Hero: Hello
Kim sheepishly speaks.
Kim: Uh good evening, this is Mr.Leonheart's office how may I help you.
Leonheart can be heard yelling from the bathroom!
Leonheart: SPEAKER PHONE, SPEAKER PH..ARRRRH my stomach, SPEAKER!
Kim: Um please hold.
Kim presses the speakerphone button!
Kim: You are now on speaker phone who may I ask is calling.
Our Hero: A friend!
Our Hero: Leon....
The bathroom goes silent.
Our Hero: I know you can hear me.
Our Hero: Answer me.
Leonheart screams: HANG UP THE PHONE NOW!!!, HANG IT UP!!!!
Our Hero: Don't you dare lady!
Kim is torn, it's as simple as pushing a button but somehow she cannot.
Leonheart: Dammit, HANG UP THE PHONE!!!!!!!! ARRRRRHHHHH
Rapid flushing is heard!
Our Hero: Times clocking down Leon, I know what you did, and I know what you tried to do. The things in this place they try to change you make you different, they tried to change me Leon, they tried to make me different, but that rage. That rage I suppressed all those years ago, that was my sword, and that hatred, that was my shield. Not even this living hell can change who I am, or who I was Leon.
Our Hero: I know the truth Leon, and once I have proof you're days are numbered! You have taken what I built, you have taken what cost me sleepless nights, blood on my hands, and tears in my eyes. You have taken everything that made me, who I am.
More and more flushing is heard as it sounds like there is a commotion in the bathroom!
Our Hero: Time is on my side Leon, you tried to break me, you tried to have them break me, all it did was give me perspective. All it did was make me stronger. I know I deserve to be in here, I deserve to pay for what I've done, but not because of you Leon, not because of what you have done to me.
Our Hero begins to sing!
Our Hero: Time is on my side, YES IT IS!!!, ohhh Tiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmeee is on my side!!!
Our Hero: Soon my friend, we will be reunited, I have so much to tell you, and even more to show you. I want you to count the days you can look up at the sky and see the Sun, I want you to count the nights you can look up and see the moon. Because when I get out the only thing you are going to see is darkness.
Our Hero: I am coming for you, coward.
Leonheart finally emerges from the bathroom, he runs across the room, and quickly picks up the phone.
Leonheart is breathing heavily.
Leonheart: Darkness is that right?
Our Hero: ...............
Leonheart: Don't drop the soap, bitch!
Leonheat slams the phone down.
Leonheart slumps into his chair wiping his brow as he looks over at Kim.
Leonheart: My dear you can go now.
Kim begins to walk out of Leonheart's Office!
Leonheart: Oh one more thing.
Kim stops and turns around.
Leonheart: You're fired!
Kim's eyes begin to water.
Leonheart: Now close the door.
Leonheart: You can't even buy good help these days!
The camera fades!
The Camera pans to OCWFED Commentators Charles Scaggs and "Big" Al Poling.
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Oh that was uncalled for! |
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Was it? Our Boss, just got verbally threatned by a convicted Criminal and you are here defending some intern! |
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Um that Criminal is our Boss! |
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Maybe your boss certainly not mine! |
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Hitching your wagon on the Leonheart aren't you! |
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Been hitched since DAY ONE! |
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Up next Faction Warfare. |
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2 Teams no rules, the Losing team ceases to exist! |
Faction Fight Fury
C4 vs O.M.G
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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I can't believe it! |
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Oh this is certainly going to shift the momentum for the Main Event! |