We tune in to the sight of the ever familiar P3 Soundstage. The camera closes in on Mugen’s desk. Something emerges from the side of the desk, what looks to be a tiny Corgi. His head veers from the side and he smiles at the hard camera with his tongue out.
Crowd: AAAAWWWWW!!!
The camera pans over to “Fred Durst” behind the drumset, looking perplexed at the dog.
“Fred”: Drago? Mugen? What happened to you guys?
He walks over to the dog and hunches over to inspect it.
“Fred”: ….Doggen?
A series of footsteps can be heard in the background, with Mugen yelling something out.
Mugen: Mac? MAC!
Mugen and Drago rush over to the tiny dog. Mugen picks him up and cradles him as if the dog was a child.
Mugen: Silly Mac. You’re supposed to wait behind the curtain so we can introduce you!
Mac lightly bites Mugen’s hand.
Mugen: Ouch! “Fred”, you go make sure Mac stays behind the curtain this time.
“Fred”: Uh, ok…
Graham Greene the Third stands at attention near the curtain.
GG3: Fam, if you need a bloke who can take care of dogs, I can do it. I’m like a black Cesar Millan, y’know bruv?
Mugen: We’re fine.
Mugen hands Mac over to “Fred”, who leans back in uncertainty. He walks behind the curtain while Mugen and Drago take their places. Bubba peeks behind the couch and catches a glimpse of his new friend, then crouches back down behind the couch.
Drago: LADIES….
Mugen: AND GENTLEMEN!!!!
Drago: IT’S TIME FOR THE GREATEST SHOW!!!!!!
Mugen: EEVVVVAAAAAA!!!! YAAAASSSSS!!!!
Bubba roars loudly as the crowd goes wild. We see someone who looks like a Jaysin Sensation impersonator…………………...or is it actually him.
Mugen: I’d like to introduce you to our guest this week and newest member of the P3 Crew. My adorable puppy, MAC!
We see Mac run from behind the curtain as “Fred” lets him go and he bolts towards Mugen. Well more specifically bolting towards Mugen’s sneakers as he starts chewing down on the laces.
Drago: He hungry?
Mugen: Nah, he just likes shoes.
Mac does his best big boy woof that actually startles Bubba.
Mugen: Alright Mac buddy, what are we here for today?
Mac barks loudly and starts jumping up in the air a little.
Mugen: That’s right! We here to show everybody else that not are only the best tag team in the ring…..
An entire solar system descends from the heavens. Mugen narrowly somersaults out of the way of Saturn, but the Earth lands through Drago’s head.
Drago (muffled): We best tag team in uuuuunnniiiiverrrrrssseeeee.
Mugen: Yaaaaassss!!!!
Mugen goes over to his desk and pulls out some large photos from underneath. He walks back over to Mac and sits in front of him. Meanwhile, Drago wanders aimlessly with the earth still on his head.
Mugen: We’re gonna play a little picture association. I show you photo, you give me answers to exclusive shoot interview that makes all the headlines.
The King of Kindness first shows a photo of Golden Cobra. Mac’s eyes start wandering and he lays down onto the floor, yawning.
Mugen: SHOCKING!
Mugen shows a photo of CQC with the Undisputed Tag Team Championships. Mac gets back up to a seated position, leaning backwards and shuffling his back two legs almost like a bull.
Mugen: CONTROVERSIAL!
Mugen finally displays a photo of Our Hero, Mr. Sensation. Mac pauses for a second, his expression rather neutral. His eyes start to widen and they slowly drift toward the cameras, silently judging the owner, founder, ruler, grand puba of OCW and all its subsidiaries. Mugen has a laugh.
Mugen: I just wanted to throw that one in there for fun.
The Sensation “impersonator” in the crowd looks to be fuming.
Drago: So I never know you have doge this whole time. When you get him?
Mugen: You know Drago, we have been traversing universes a lot in the recent months and guess what? SO HAS HE
Drago has a shocked face.
Drago: Mac go travel universe too?
Mugen: Yes! Mac has been in numerous universes and guess what he actually acquired while traversing all the universes.
Mac barks loudly and jumps at Drago who goes into a fighting stance.
Mugen: That’s right!
Mugen pulls out a ridiculous looking necklace surrounded with glowing gems. Drago’s eyes light up as Bubba starts to growl loudly.
Drago: IS THAT? IS THAT THE ETERNITY NECKLET?!
Mugen: Indeed.
Drago: Bu...but HOW?!
Mugen: Because he’s so freaking cute that’s why.
“Fred” walks near the group and sees the glowing pendant.
“Fred”: Oh wow, what’s that?
Mac all of a sudden starts barking and jumps on “Fred” biting him in the crotch.
THE INCEPTION vs C.Q.C(c)
The scene opens backstage where we see Justin Jehst in a First Blood movie poster t-shirt, silver watch, black jeans with leather hi-top boots to match. Elsa stands behind him to his right. He looks agitated, pacing back and forth a couple of times before addressing the camera.
Jehst: It has come to my attention, due to the good nature of some of the staff backstage here at OCW, that some jack-off has been following me, and more importantly, Elsa, around these hallways; lurkin’ like a creep. Staying in the shadows and stalking us like a coward!
He paces once again.
Jehst: Now, I can handle some weirdo creeping on me; I’ve had fans stalk me before, especially while walking the main streets of LA. But when you bring Elsa into this? No, no, no, that’s not gonna fly, my man!
Jehst: You may have escaped my sights while navigating these halls but TRUST ME when I say this; I will find you, and I will put you down. Nobody, and I mean nobody, gets away with making my girl feel unsafe! So whoever you are, wherever you are, you’re probably watching us right now, come forward, come and meet me face to face like a man and let’s end this...
He takes a deep breath in, still irate, and walks close to the camera.
Jehst: ...because if you don’t come forward, I’ll search every damn hall closet in every damn OCW arena this travelling circus of dog-doo-doo goes to, find your Peeping Tom ass, and put my fist through your thick skull!
Jehst: RIOT, Turmoil, LIVE, hell, I’ll go back to Mugen’s Beach Party just to double-check you aren’t walking the perimeter of the pool fence to gawk at the bikini babes!
He moves even closer to the lens, basically taking up the entire screen with his face. His eyes twitch with rage as he clenches his teeth.
Jehst: So just know, whoever you are, your days in the shadows are numbered…
He backs away slowly, takes Elsa by the hand and walks out of frame in a huff as it slowly fades to black.