GRUDGE MATCH
JOSHUA TUCKER vs. THE LAST BLACKSMITH
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HOLY HELL! |
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He did it he actually did it! |
Previously Recorded.
The scene opens in an obscure laboratory. Plenty of scientist are the running around without any coherent plan.
Ashley Moore: So, Ladies and Gentlemen, what did you find out about her?
Ashley Moore steps into the picture.
Scientist 1: We are still not sure what we should find out or why, but we discovered some facts about the subject called Valkyrie.
Ashley Moore: Let’s hear it.
Scientist 2: She pours milk into the bowl before the cereal.
Ashley Moore: Interesting.
Scientist 3: She puts the toilet paper on backwards.
Ashley Moore: Yeah, I remember that. Just weird.
Scientist 4: She counts to 100 while brushing her teeth.
Scientist 5: She types her messages on her phone with her index finger.
Ashley Moore: Like a psychopath.
Scientist 6: She chose Bulbasaur.
Ashley Moore: Only perverts do that.
Scientist 7: She has six different kinds of shampoo. Who needs so many?
Ashley Moore: I have 17 and you are fired.
While he is being escorted out of the laboratory the camera pans to a group of three scientists talking to each other.
Scientist 8: What are we even doing here? All of this makes no sense at all.
Scientist 9: I thought I was in a line to get ice cream when I’ve been offered this job.
Scientist 10: She pays way too good to question it. And now shut up and act like you do something or she will throw us out, too.
Ashley Moore: Hey what are you three talking there behind my back?
Scientist 10: We were just discussing our latest discovery.
Scientist 8: She eats Pizza with a knife and a fork.
Scientist 9: Hey, I do that as well.
Ashley Moore: He is a traitor, execute him!
The scene ends with that scientist simply leaving the laboratory while the rest remains acting busy.
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She has lost her god dam mind! |
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OR SHE IS WOKE! She isn't asleep anymore Charles, THE TRUTH WILL BE REVEALED! |
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IT'S TIME! |
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LET'S GO! |
TAG TEAM CLASSIC FINALS
LUCHA COUNTRY vs. B20
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WE GOT OURSELVES NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! |
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HOOOOOOOOOOOT! |