The familiar sound of the air raid siren opens up over the speakers as the crowd buzzes in response with a decidedly mixed reaction.
The beat to Childish Gambino’s Bonfire announces the arrival of the man walking through the curtain, The One Man Revolution, one half of the remaining members of C4, Bobby Minio.
He is in his ring gear, wearing a black “LARIATS OF FIRE!” Mugen shirt on top. With a mic in his hand, Minio climbs into the ring and hits the posts before centering himself in front of the hard camera.
Minio’s head darts around at the banners hanging from the rafters of the historic Madison Square Garden arena. The music dies down, and Minio raises the mic to his money maker.
Bobby Minio: Well damn, the Garden IS real!
Cheers pop from the crowd, as do sporadic “K - D, K - D” chants.
Bobby Minio: Well… we finally made it to Damnation! Are you hear to see Jacob Trance and the FAMILY?
His voice oozes of sarcasm as the crowd boos accordingly.
Bobby Minio: What about Cody Storm and the BLACKLIST? Did you come to see Cody boring up a Storm defend his title from the clutches of the mental missionaries?
The fans boo the hell out of just about that entire statement.
Bobby Minio: Are you here to see BUFFNESS, TOBIN FROST, ILLUMINATI, AND MYSELF, blow the friggin doors off of MSG?!
What is easily the biggest pop Minio has received in a decade showers down from the crowd.
Bobby Minio: Well thank you! I mean really... felt like we've been waiting months for this! Many of you have waited a long time to see me put the boots to Illuminati, Sean McGee, and Tobin Frost. Fortunately, the wait is almost over.
Bobby Minio: Later on tonight, I enter that ring with those three men, and I show everyone in this arena, everyone in the locker room, and the whole goddamned world that I’m not just a microphone. I’m the premium bundle. I come with the boots, the moves, and the mind, to be the top damn star in this whole damn company.
He turns around, surveying the entire crowd, letting his statement breath for just a moment.
Bobby Minio: See, I don’t need the reputation that Tobin Frost has. I don’t need Illumnati’s antics or the colorful gimmick. I don’t need the hype of being BUFFNESS. I’ve got something bigger and better on my side now…
Bobby Minio: After beating all three of these guys over the last three Riots, I’ve got MOMENTUM. Momentum wins Cups. Momentum wins Pennants.
Bobby Minio: Momentum wins rings… and most importantly, momentum wins BELTS. I’ve got the proverbial rocket up my ass, and no, Tiberius Dupree didn’t sneak into my locker room this afternoon.
The crowd laughs!
Bobby Minio: My position in this company, it’s skyrocketing, and the only people even trying to deny that are the chumps that can’t out think me.
Bobby Minio: I’m not just on fire, I’m burning up upon re-entering the atmosphere, so shield your eyes, because tonight you see me put the cherry on top. I prove everything I’ve been saying since this entire catastrophe kicked off.
Bobby Minio: I should have been in that Future Investment match. I should have had my chance at ripping that strap out of Storm’s hairy mitts. I-
As Minio ramps up to begin selling himself even more, the screen flickers to life. OCW’s dear leader, Mr. Sensation aka Our Hero, grins into the camera from his current position in an OCW production truck. By his side as always is his partner in the gracious and all super powerful Lord Shark. Minio turns to face the screen as his arms fall to his sides.
Our Hero: My god boy, are you really still talking?! Didn’t your Mommy and Daddy listen to you when you were a little Boob? Where you not hugged as a child? not given milk and or cookies? jesus tap dancing christ get a grip, MAN!
Minio raises his mic to fire off a reply, but Sensation cuts him off at the pass.
Our Hero: Minio, look. You keep carrying on about the Future Investment match, but you know what? I’m gonna do you one better. I told The OCW Nation, or is it Galaxy? Whats bigger than a universe? Quazar? Starship? Look whatever.
Our Hero: I told OCW that I had a blockbuster announcment tonight so here goes Bob-a-rino, I’m gonna do the four of you one better. Tonight, the winner of the Elimination Fatal Four Way… gets a title shot.
Our Hero: And not just any title shot, they get a shot at the OCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!
The crowd reacts with a quick flash of shock.
Our Hero: That’s right, I’m in a giving mood tonight, and I don’t mean giving out title shots, but giving the audience a reprieve from this ranting. You want to show you deserve a title shot Minio? Earn it, but something tells me, Nati, Tobin, and Sean? They’re gonna have a bit of interest too. Now Drop that.
The screen flickers to black as Minio’s eyes narrow into the blank abyss. He raises the mic to speak again, but catches himself. He’s obviously said enough, now he’ll just have to put his money where his mouth has been for months. Without announcement, he flips the mic over the back of his hand and exits the ring as the instrumental of Bonfire sends him to the back to prepare for the match.
The Camera pans to OCWFED Commentators Charles Scaggs and "Big" Al Poling.
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I don't belive it!!!!!!!! |
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Tonights Fatal 4 Way Elimination is now to determine the #1 contender!!! |
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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Now that's a poster that reaches our demographic. |
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I'm sorry what did you say about the patriarchy $hitlord! |
The scene opens up with Luke Fuentes walking backstage, kinda mumbling to himself, looking a little confused. Just then, Ac Cobra comes into the camera scene.
AC: Luke? Are you alright man? You look a little lost. In fact since we've joined " The Family " you've been a little off cmon.
RK: Do you not hear it? I've been hearing it for weeks now.
AC: Hear what?
RK: That sound, that call.
AC: I don't hear anything man.
RK: Shhh.. There it is again.
Looking a little confused, Cobra watches Luke as he bends down low to try to find that sound.
RK: I think its coming from over here.
Luke begins to walk down the hallway, searching for the sound. As Cobra stands back.
RK: There it is again. Its coming from over there!
Luke runs down the hallway ignoring Cobra. Cobra ponders a bit as he walks the other way. Camera pans down to Luke as he turns the corner and out of sight. Just then coming from around the corner poking his out is Drago! Blowing the Luke bear whistle.
Drago: Hehehe, Gets him everytime. See you in the ring Luke.
The scene fades
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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The time for tomfoolery is over. The Hunt begins! |
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Drago vs Luke! |
Drago Cesar vs Luke Fuentes
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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What a battle! |
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What a ride! |
Marley is in his Locker-room dozing off as he's watching Damnation, just then his Cellphone vibrates. He wakes up and looks at his phone. The Cameraman zooms in on Marley's phone.
Marley throws his phone back on the couch and gets up. He turns around and bumps into the Cameraman.
Marley: What the hell?!! When did you get in here? Is your camera on?
The Cameraman nods. Marley turns back around and looks at the TV.
Marley: Wha gwan OCW?
The crowd cheers can be heard backstage. The Cameraman walks around the couch and stands in front of Marley.
Marley: Well since your here with your camera, I have something to address. When the word got out that I was getting a number one contender shot for the EX Championship, I been receiving a lot of hate from some of the other wrestlers here. They've been whining and saying "He doesn't deserve that.""How does he keep leaving and coming back to number one contender and title shots?""I been here for so long and have seen one of those matches yet."
Marley walks up to the camera.
Marley: Have you ever thought that I get so many shots maybe because, I'm that GUY!! Who else can leave and come back and receive the same reaction from those guys?
He points to the TV. The camera pans in on the sold out arena as the cheers get louder.
Marley: They are the ones who are gonna push me to try and get this win tonight. I want..NO, matter of fact, I neeeeed to win this match tonight. If anyone in The Family wants to try and get in my way, THEN I'LL JUST HAVE TO KICK THEIR HEADS OFF TOO. Now get out so I can get ready for my match.
The Cameraman exits Marley's Locker-room as the scene fades.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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Kid Ganja is ready! |
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But will it be enough? |