THE FOLLOWING HAS BEEN PREVIOUSLY RECORDED
Date: Saturday, July 27th
Time: 12:12 PM
Location: Mourning Wood Correctional Facility
As the chaos continues it is now part for the final part of the plan. The Warden has now made a second attempt to have Tibby and Odessa leave the facility. This time they comply. Odessa makes mention to the rest room before they leave.
The Warden complies. Odessa heads to the restroom and checks her watch. It is almost 12:20. As per the course she sends sometime in the rest room, before she pulls out some of her red lipstick, she dabs a spec on her ankle and then takes her pen and gently pokes her ankle for dramatic effect. She looks into the mirror and takes a deep breath.
Odessa: This is what we are, this is who we do. ACTING!!!!!
Odessa begins to scream and flail around before tumbling over one of the stalls. Tibby runs into the bathroom. As well as 2 or 3 guards and The Warden!. Dupree kneels down at Odessa who is breathing heavy.
Dupree: GASP!!! is that, is that? Oh my god it is!
Warden Magnaberry: What? What is it is she ok?
Dupree: It is my worst fear realized she has been bitten by the dangerous and deadly lord Lord Sharkarnus Bug! Sir, this woman needs to go to a hospital NOW, if she dies sir The United States Government will see you fry for this! Killing a government official is a federal crime WARDEN!!!!!!
The Warden turns pale as a ghost! The thought of losing his lively hood echoes in his brain.
Warden Magnaberry: I will call 911 at once!
Dupree sensing more police will be a bad thing!
Dupree: NO GOOD SIR!!!! WE NEED TO STABILIZE HER NOW! We need to get her to the Medical Bay STAT!!!
The Guards and Warden attempt to lift Odessa who is semi conscious and muttering. As The Warden puts his arm around Odessa's waist to help her to the medical bay he cops a feel, in doing so Odessa has managed to snag his clearance card! She nods at Dupree who is following closely behind.
We scan now to Wang Li and Wang Lee just as they are about to escort Roofus into his cell they check there watches it is almost 12:20. Junchiro stuffs an alkasetlzer tablet into Roofus's mouth.
Roofus: Whats dis mister IT BURNS!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Roofus thrashes about as The Wang Twins yell for help.
Wang Li: Somethings wrong with him he is convulsing, and foaming at the mouth.
Roofus begins to twitch on the floor as he foams from the mouth and cuts really repugnant farts.
The Wang's and another set of Security haul Roofus to the Medical area. We come to Matsuda who is at the final checkpoint as he tries to hack his way into the mainframe. He is having a lot of trouble and is growing annoyed. He tries to mist spray the panel, but now he has just gone and made a mess. Matsuda begins to superkick the panel over and over with such force the wall shakes and makes a large clanking noise.
The Camera fades
The Camera pans to OCWFED Commentators Charles Scaggs and "Big" Al Poling.
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What the hell? |
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This is getting out of hand! |
After the result of his hard fought contest Tobin Frost walks through the backstage area with a look of nothingness in his face. There is no smile there is no anger. His face looks like he is calm, cool, and collected.
But beneath the calm face Tobin Frost is exploding inside. As Tobin walks he passes by crewmembers who, do nothing but look at the Human T-Plex machine. He makes his way as if these people don’t even exist.
Tobin just enters the OCW lockerroom. He walks in and grabs his bag, not even making eye contact with the other guys in the room. Tobin exits the room with sweat still dripping from his body as he makes his way down the hallway.
Tobin begins to head toward the arena exit when an OCW staff member by the name of Edgar makes the biggest mistake of his life.
Edgar: You’ll get him next time Tobin.
As he says this Edgar puts his hand on Tobin’s shoulder. Tobin's eyes fill with rage, he doesn’t even give Edgar time to react as he swipes the staffer’s hand away and delivers a vicious left hook to Edgars face.
Edgar drops to the floor like Manny Pacquiao in his fight with Juan Manuel Marquez. With Edgar face first on the floor Tobin begins to yell at him. But what he’s really doing is yelling at himself as he says these words.
Tobin: Next time? Next time? NEXT TIME? What do you mean next time? This is 0-5 on OCW PPV. This is 0-3 one on one with KD.
Tobin: This is another road block on my road to greatness. This is it. This is what I’ve become! When it matters most I can’t get it done.
Tobin: There was a time where I can fall back on being a rookie. I didn’t use it as a crutch but everyone knows I was green. But I’m not green anymore! I’ve graduated from what was the rebirth of the now defunct Ambition.
Tobin: Graduated from being nothing but mediocre and inconsistent. Being a failure when it matters most. So what is the point playing it right huh?
Edgar begins to stir so Tobin delivers an elbow to the center of his back.
Tobin: If I’m in a war and the traditional attacks aren’t working you don’t keep charging in. You are just going to continue to lose.
Tobin: When you are losing you star to use guerilla tactics to turn this around. You don’t walk the straight and narrow path. You step off the path and find your own way.
Tobin: I refuse to be relegated to what I have become these past few months. I refuse to be a failure. I choose to doing something about it and that is to do whatever the hell I have to do to get where I want to be.
Tobin picks Edgar up and holds him up against the wall. Edgar face is swollen black and blue from the punch delivered by Tobin. He seems dazed as he looks into Tobin’s eyes. Tobin reaches back to deliver a final blow but something clicks in Tobin’s head. It’s his conscience telling him this is now right. Tobin drops Edgar on the floor. His eyes now remorseful.
Tobin: Ahhh!!!
He lets out a yell before picking up his bag and walking to the parking garage. He prepares to walk to his car when a black limo pulls up. The window is cracked a little but the window is tented so you can’t see who’s inside. Tobin looks through the crack and takes a step back as he sees who is inside.
???: Get in the car.
Tobin is still processing what went on inside the building. He doesn’t move he just stands looking at the limo.
???: Get in the car. If you want to get where you say you want to get then you are going to get in the car. I’m not here to mess around I’m here to help you because I see something in you. I have many places I could be but I’m right here right now. I’ve been where you are now and beyond. Greater successes and failures more times than you’ve even stepped in the ring. I’m here to help you, now get in the car.
Tobin snaps out of his daze and without thinking opens the limo door. The face of the voice can’t he seen. But a Hall of Fame ring is visible as Tobin gets into the limo. The jet black limo pulls off as the scene fades.
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Now its time for our Co-Main Event of the evening. Sean McGee.. the former TV Champion and current North American Champion has his hands full, as the self appointed Young Knock Out Kid MUGEN challenges him for the prestigious belt... |
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Mugen... MUGEN... MUGEN... |
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So you're backing Mugen? |
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Of course not... have you seen McGee's arms? He's going to choke the life out of Mugen, and then tackle the mighty Jacob Trance/KD Angelo/Chris Mania/Justin Raze/The World/His Wife (Delete as applicable)... does that joke work in vocal form? Am I breaking the forth wall? FIGHT. |
OCW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP
Mugen vs. Sean McGee (C)
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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An emphatic victory! |
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Yes! |
THE FOLLOWING HAS BEEN PREVIOUSLY RECORDED
Date: Saturday, July 27th
Time: 12:30 PM
Location: Mourning Wood Correctional Facility
The sense of high drama is imminent as Odessa with tears in her eyes is slipping away, Dupree continues to hold unto her hand as he screams for help everyone rushes to the Medical Bay. Just as The Wang Twins arrive with Roofus. The Warden is confused as both Odessa and Roofus are situated nearly side by side. Odessa slips the key to Roofus who almost drops it.
As the doctors prep both to access the situation we pan to Dimsmore who is on the roof of the Mourning Wood Correctional Facility. As the camera pans up he is standing on a Large Yellow H. Dimsmore looks up!
Dimsmore: I am getting to old for this shit.
The camera pans back down to the main terminal, as Matsuda continues to kick the panel to no avail. He finally sighs and calls it quits until the security door unlocks and stands a guard.
The guard is holding a coffee and danish as he eyes the OCW Extremist Champion in his Ninja like garb. The guard drops his danish and throws his coffee at Matsuda who screams at the disrespect of throwing hot coffee at Our Dear Leader.
He quickly SUPPPPAAHHH KICKKKKUUUU's the Guard who goes tumbling through the other side of the room. Matsuda leaps over his body and makes his way to the holding cell!
Matsuda: Best Hacker Ever!
The Camera pans back to the medical bay as the Doctor's approach. They take one look at Odessa and claim.
Dr #1: Is this some kind of joke that's just Lipstick.
All the guards look at each other as the Warden looks on confused. He reaches into his pocket and the pieces are starting to come together. Before the Warden can speak Roofus props up and shouts!
Roofus: MISTA I AM HEALED!!!
As he bolts for the door, he grabs a cleverly placed laundry cart and rolls to freedom as the Twins give chase. Just then the Lights in the Medical Bay go comepletly out. As the emergency lights kick in it all makes sense.
The Warden looks around and Odessa and Tibby are gone leaving nothing but there clipboards. The Warden takes a look at Tibby's Clipboard that has Betterness written all over it in addition to a crude drawing of the Warden with "PUSSY STANK" in crude letters scribbled above his head.
Warden Magnaberry: Shut it down, LOCK DOWN NOW! LOCK DOWN NOW!!!!!
The Medbay doors slam close. The Warden shouts!
Warden Magnaberry: NOT THESE DOORS YOU IDIOT, OPEN THESE DOORS!
A familiar voice is heard over the loud speaker!
Voice: Nani?
Warden: What?
Voice: NANI?
Warden: OPEN THE DOOR!!!!
Voice: NANIIIIII!!!!!!!
Warden: I DON'T SPEAK CHINESE OPEN THE DAM DOOR!
Voice: That's Japanese you asshole!
The Warden and several guards begin and attempt to pry open one of the doors. Odessa and Dupree are running like bats out of hell flying up flights of stairs. As the camera pans to Roofus and the twins who are trying to find Our Hero, within the poorly lit Cell Block. They come to a cell with Stickers of Sharks on the front.
Roofus: You yella bastards that's the door! open it!
Roofus tosses the Access card to Junchiro who swipes the panel open. All 3 rush in and toss a bag over Mr.Sensation's head!
Roofus: Don't Worry Mister, We here's to save you from these Jewish fellas! Quick you Koreans, put him in the Basket!
Jurai/Junchiro: We are Japanese ugly fat man.
They toss Our Hero in the Laundry basket and make haste. As we pan up to the super excellent Hacker Matsuda who is making his escape the auxiliary power has kicked in, slowly but surely the facility is powering back up in a few short minutes the Prison will be on full lock down.
This doesn't stop Matsuda from wandering into a Cell as he catches the eye of a late issue Final Fantasy 7 Special Edition Gold Chocobo Pokemon Infused Nintendo DS. Our Villian decides, that whomever finds it, LE Keeps it! As he wanders in he caresses its smooth finish and squeals with delight at its pristine condition. As he powers it on his eyes light up with joy as the owner has a copy of Puyo Puyo 4!
Jurai, Junchiro and Roofus run past the cell but they do not notice Matsuda who is over joyed at his new shiny. Just as he is about to make his exit the power in the section starts up and the Cell door slams closed.
Matsuda: Nani?
Matsuda begins to shake the doors but nothing! The camera pans up to the Roof with Odessa, Dupree and Dimsmore. Dimsmore looks at his watch and motions its time, he walks over and pulls at a gigantic weather tarp to reveal a Mourning Wood Chopper! He opens the door and puts on the helmet as he does the routine checks and balances.
Jurai, Junchiro and Roofus, make there way to a laundry chute before they apologize!
Junchiro: 10000000 apologies Great Sensation!
They hurl the sack into the chute and proceed upstairs, Roofus is extremely winded, partially because he is fat but mostly because he is fat. The Sack lands near the Laundry Truck and is hauled inside the vehicle. Roofus grabs a communicator!
Roofus: The Sharknado has landed!
Dupree: Great now move your fat ass before we leave you!
As Junchiro, Jurai and Roofus make there way to the Roof, they are greeted by the rest of O.M.G sans Matsuda.
Junchiro: Dear Leader? Dear Leader?, DEAR LEADER!!! Where is he we must go back!
Roofus: We can't go back, that lil yella fella is gone!
Dupree: If you go you stay, get in or go your choice.
Junchiro and Jurai long on longingly! Dear Leader would want us to live on in his memory wouldn't he?
As everyone loads into the Chopper, we see The Sensational Laundry Truck pass the final check point. You can see tears of Joy in Dupree's face for a job well done they did it! As he hugs Odessa, Roofus goes to get in on the affection and hugs Dupree, but Dupree just puts his hand up and mushes Roofus in his face.
Dupree: Don't touch me!
The facility is almost fully operational as the Chopper fails to start.
Dimsmore: One of you is going to have to go out there and hit the switch on the rotary panel.
Everyone looks at each other before Dupree shoves Roofus out of the Chopper. Roofus complies and hits the switch as the engine kicks on and the blades begin to spin. The Warden and about a dozen guards rush the helipad, as it takes off Roofus makes a mad dash as the chopper is going forward he leaps at the landing gear and holds on to Dear Life!
Dimsmore: We're in for some chop!
As the chopper clears the roof, Roofus is outside holding on for dear life. Dupree is taunting the prison as he shouts at the top of his lungs.
Dupree: BETTTERNEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Odessa: Next stop Los Angele's by way of Kennedy International of course! First Class!
As the scene fades we faintly hear Roofus!
Roofus: I am getting too old for this shit!
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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I don't believe they pulled that off! They freed MR.SENSATION! |
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NO! THATS A FELONY NO NO NO NO NO! |
The camera pans to the Ringside!
The Camera pans to ringside!