GRUDGE MATCH
VAL VORHEES
vs.
MARISA X$PEN$!VE
Previously recorded....duh!
The camera pans in for an in-depth look at the inner workings of OCWFED more specifically, END GAMES. From humble beginnings in N.E.W (Nippon Extreme Wrestling) to career ending injury to wrestling magnate,Mr. Sensation AKA Our Hero (Back then known as Street Tiger) has taken OCWFED to new heights.
Tomorrow marks the final crown jewel (get it!) of Season 16 with the final pay per view of the season.
Time hasn't been kind to Our Hero running OCWFED for 17 Years has most definitely taken its toll he tries to keep a brave face as he in the thick of it making sure tonight goes off without a hitch.
There are no writers, this is pro wrestling he would say to himself. Despite his usual command of things he seems to have missed a step trying his best to hide being ill he motions that he will be heading to his make shift office in the Arena.
Our Hero reclines into his chair before lurching forward in an effort to stop a coughing fit. He quickly coughs into his handkerchief. Calming down he notices some blood on the handkerchief and sighs to himself.
Our Hero: I'm getting too old for this shit......
Our Hero: For 17 Years we have been running hard in the paint just to prove we are who we say we are! Most people are fueled by passion....yet for almost two decades I'm seemingly fueled by spite and rage. Is it even worth it.
Our Hero has another coughing fit, more blood, he looks at his hands which are shaking. This in turn infuriates him.
Our Hero: Only an echo, just skin and bones.... all those faces seemingly lost in time. All those battles, some won some lost....has it all been a waste?
Our Hero turns to face the window he stands up and stares into the beautiful Toronto sky.
Our Hero: Do I still have it? Do we still have it?
Our Hero has another coughing fit and falls back into his chair. We hear a beep on the intercom as Our Hero's assistant's Page.....pages Mr.Sensation.
Page: Is everything ok sir?
Our Hero: Yea, it's all good *cough*
Page: I can bring you something for the cough if you'd like.
Our Hero: I'm fine, also cancel any meetings, no calls.
Page: Understood.
Our Hero slumps back into his chair as his door swings open.
Our Hero: Page I said NO MEE......
Our Hero looks up as if he has seen a ghost....
Our Hero: You......
......: Jesus Christ....what's happend to you?
We pan over to see Mr.Sensation's former, Head of Security/Body Guard/Personal Assistant/Totally Awesome and Powerful/Confidant/You Know Its Complicated...Miss Birdie.
Birdie: You look like shit!
Our Hero: That makes one of us, you haven't aged a day since you left! What's your secret?
Birdie: Being blessed due to no stress which is the opposite of you it seems. This is not how I left you.
Our Hero: The machine never stops, you know that! Why are you even here? It's good to see you but why.
Birdie: Call it intuition and like all machines the gears need oil from time to time.
Our Hero: Is that an innuendo?
Birdie: No!
Our Hero: Well...as you can see my dear I am busy so it was nice to catch up but I must....ahh
Birdie stands up Our Hero from his chair as he stares at her.
Our Hero: Unhand me woman!
Birdie: Stop it! This moping around sick old man shtick is hack, even for you! We both know who you are and we both know what you're capable of so cut it out and lets go!
Our Hero: Where are we going?
Birdie: To fight whatever "this" is
Our Hero: I think it's Snake Aids again...
Birdie: Probably!....anyway lets get you back in the saddle, big day tomorrow! I've also brought a friend.
Our Hero: Who?
Birdie Opens her jacket and fishes through one of the inside pockets for the ultimate nostalgia dopamine hit! Our Hero's favorite sidekick the Unstoppable has also not aged a day foam rubber emperor of the sea, LORD SHARK!!! Our Hero's eyes light up like a kid at Christmas!
Birdie: You good Boss?
Our Hero: I'm good!
As The Duo + 1 head out of the office Our Hero sees another familiar face as his eyes narrow!
Our Hero: One moment my dear....
Our Hero power walks with Lord Shark in hand around the corner to meet this person.
Our Hero Loudly: OH HELLO I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE!
RYU "Trash" Matsumoto startled turns around to see Our Hero! The Two Stare at each other. RYU looks down and notices Lord Shark! He looks up at Our Hero who has a devious grin....
Our Hero: I've waited almost 10 years for this!
Birdie: Oh no.......
Our Hero reels back with and shouts SHARK ATTACK!!!!
RYU: HALLLLLLLPP
The camera fades as we see Birdie running to Mr.Sensation (seemingly in slow motion) chaos everywhere and RYU screaming as Our Hero is Manically laughing....I guess somethings never change!