The camera frantically pans backstage as we see nearly Two Dozen security personel swarm a section of the arena. A security guard stops short and yells into his walkie talking.
Guard: Sir we've spotted the target we are moving in - over.
The Camera pans to the R2G Command Center AKA the office of the interim CEO Leonheart.
Leonheart: I want EVERYONE to move in!
Guard: Sir what about your security detail - over.
There is silence on the other end.
Guard: Sir, everyone?
Leonheart: EVERYONE!!!!!
Leonheart's Guards rush out of his office. As Leonheart can be seem nearly foaming at the mouth at the sheer fact that, he who shall not be named is about to be captured.
Leonheart: STATUS!!!!
Guard: Teams 2-3 are moving in, Team 1 is hanging back for support.
Guard: Sir there seems to be two assailants now.
Leonheart yells over the headset.
Leonheart: It's that BITCH, BIRDIE take her as well. I want them all captured and taken into custody, I want to press charges for trespassing, harassment and intent to harm. EVERYTHING.
Guard: Roger sir, we have to capture them first!
Leonheart: GET TO IT!
Guard: Won't be long now sir, we have sealed off all of the exits. It's only a matter of time now.
Leonheart tosses his walkie to the couch and leans back into his chair.
Leonheart: YES, YES, you can run punk BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER!!!!! hahahahaah
Just then a member of the production crew barges in Leonheart nearly jumps out of his skin!
Leonheart: HOW DARE YOU!!!
Producer: SIR COME QUICK, you said to contact you in person if we saw any sort of technical anomalies, well sir, something is wrong with one of the production trucks.
Leonheart: Grrrr, lets go!
Leonheart and the Producer rush out of his office.
The Camera Fades
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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Looks like it's almost game over. |
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Good you can't beat the boss. |
We cut backstage shortly after the epic faction clash where we find the Baron of Betterness Tiberius Dupree slowly making his way from the ramp to gorilla position. It is clear by the expression on his face that he is suffering not only from physical bruises, but a bruised ego after that hard fought bout between OMG and C4. Dupree only has but a few moments to collect his thoughts before his requiem was interrupted by an old foe.
Matsuda: What the HELL was that out there?
Their is no playful air to the villain's tone, his words cut deep and he is clearly out for blood.
Dupree: What was what? Me trying to single handedly win what might as well have been a two vs. three man handicap out there? Not even the purest betterness elixir is helping me overcome those odds!
Matsuda: If you didn't get in my way, we wouldn't have lost Luke and we never would have lost the damn advantage! You... you...
Matsuda stammers, unable to find the words on the tip of his tongue, but like a true frenemy, Dupree completes the thought.
Dupree: Ruin everything? YOU are trying to tell ME that I ruin everything? Maybe if you didn't have your head up your own ASS trying to add another belt to your title sack we actually could have worked as a team out there!
Matsuda: You never wanted me to get that belt! That's why you let me get eliminated I knew it you SHITERUS--
Madeline: Boys boys! Calm down! I know that was a tough loss out there but we've been through worse! YOU'VE been through worse.
Madeline Osiris, Dupree's sponsored bombshell steps into frame, acting as the voice of reason between these two over inflated egos. Tibby is drawn off guard by the woman whom he is obviously smitten with.
Madeline: OMG is the workhorse of this company! No fluke loss to that disgusting frankenstein team will change what you guys have accomplished, and will continue to accomplish! Let's just all get on the same page, and move forward. Like a team.
The two Ambition forefathers glare at each other, but Tibby is the first to speak.
Dupree: You know Madeline is right. Maybe if you surrounded yourself with more intelligible people you'd be more level headed.
Matsuda: I surround myself with YOU you IDIOT.
Dupree: I see what this is. You're jealous. Jealous of what Madeline and I have!
Madeline looks concerned.
Matsuda: What you have?! SERIOUSLY? Are you that dense?
Dupree: [concerned] What do you mean? What is he talking about Maddy?
Madeline: I...
Matsuda: Madeline doesn't swing that way! She's a lesbian! The only reason she even puts up with your stupid little curly Q is because that see you next tuesday in the front office appointed her to you.
Dupree: That's it! I've had it with your BS! OMG...
Dupree: IS OVER!
Dupree grabs Madeline's hand and storms off screen, leaving Matsuda standing alone.
Matsuda: No. I'm OVER. But OMG is done!
Matsuda exits stage left and the scene fades, leaving the audience shocked.
The Camera pans to OCWFED Commentators Charles Scaggs and "Big" Al Poling.
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What!!!, NO! NOT THIS WAY, NOT THIS WAY! |
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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Jobby Minnow was right all along when the going gets tough, the plebians fold like a cheap table cloth at cracker barrel! |
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That doesn't even make sense! |
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It makes sense to me Charlie, it makes sense to me! |
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IT'S TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT! |
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For the first time in over 7 years. K.D Angelo is in the Main Event. |
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Against the World Champion The Son of God Cody Storm. |
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With the Special Guest Referee Tobin Frost. Wait a second guys the TV Crew is telling us to check backstage. |
We spot Leonheart in the production truck when the walkie talking screams to life.
Guard: Sir, Sir are you there?
Leonheart: Speak!
Guard: Mission Complete!, we got him sir! I repeat we got him!
Guard: Him and the other target tried to escape through one of the vents and we sealed them in.
Leonheart: ............
Leonheart goes silent.
Guard: Sir are you there?
Leonheart remains silent.
Guard: Sir?
A small smile purses Leonheart's lips as he lets out a giant bellow, that startles the production team.
Leonheart: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you thought you could one up me eh old man! You thought you could outsmart me? THERE IS NOTHING THAT CANNOT BE OBTAINED BY USE OF SUPERIOR FIREPOWER. MIGHT MAKES RIGHT OLD MAN HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Leonheart notices the entire production staff is blankly staring at him for his manic outburst before he regains his composure he picks up the Walkie Talkie.
Leonheart: I'm here.
Guard: We will now be contacting the proper authorities and per your orders we will be pressing charges.
Leonheart: Don't call the authorities just yet!
Guard: Sir?
Leonheart asks the next question in a somehow knowing tone.
Leonheart: Did you find anything "illegal" on this person?
Guard: Yes sir we did. We found a "Weapon".
Leonheart: GASP a weapon you say?, hmmm that sounds like a violation of parole, wouldn't you say?
Guard: Correct sir. When should we call the authorities then?
Leonheart: I will let you know, just keep them under close eye.
Leonheart smiles as the main event is about to begin.
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Did our CEO just plant a weapon? Are you kidding me! |
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I really don't know what you are talking about, you should focus the Main Event is NOW! |
Main Event
K.D Angelo vs Cody Storm
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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I don't believe it. |
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HISTORY! IS MADE! |
You think its over but you never really know do you.