Dennis is walking down the hallway, scoffing at the help, and making extended awkward eye contact with passers by. He stops, and notices the Rev Inc locker room. He immediately makes a B line for it, and pops open the door...

Dennis: Daddy's ho...what the hell?

The room is currently empty. Clothes, wrestling gear, drinks, food, it's all over the locker room, but not one person's in there. Dennis pokes around a little bit, and turns to leave, when he hears a rhythmic humming in the back room.

One eyebrow raises, and he turns 180 and starts walking towards the room. Without knocking, he opens the door. The lights are dimmed, the smell of Nag-champa fills the air, the sound of the beach fills the room and in the center, sitting cross-legged is Versus in full meditation. Without opening his eyes, he welcomes Dennis.

Versus: Demetrius, join me.

Dennis: This wrong name thing is old...like your saggy balls.

Versus: Wrong name thing?

Dennis: Yes! You know my name is Den...

Versus: I'll have you know my balls are pristine, and could be bronzed and hung above a shelf. Just dangling above a shelf, and at noon every day, they'll drop on the shelf for a short period of time. That's funny to me.

Versus shows a slight smile.

Dennis: That's stupid, so...so stupid.

Versus: You didn't hear the best part, I'll name my shelf Dennis.

Dennis: YOU GOT MY NAME RIGHT!? Wait...why does that make what you just said Ok? Why would you name your shelves after me?

Versus : What? I name all my shelves Dennises, why would I call them Devins? I've done that forever, well before you slayed your first cooch.

Dennis: I...that long huh?

Versus: Yep, 2 months.

Dennis doesn't get frustrated, but you can tell by his facial expression, he's not too happy about this conversation.

Dennis: Anyway, I can't wait to see your match with Drago. It's going to rip Rev Inc apart, and I can't wait to see him destroy you. Goooood luck with that!

Versus: Thanks!

Dennis: No...you don't get it. Good luck trying to move while he eats your lunch!

Versus: Thanks, I appreciate the well wishes.

Dennis: WHAT?! You don't get it, I'm not saying good luck beca...

Versus: There it is again. Thanks Dashawn, it seems you're turning over a new leaf!

Dennis throws his hands in the air.

Dennis: GOD DAMMIT

Dennis: You friggin idiot! Don't you get it?! You know what, I don't have time for this!

Dennis walks out of the locker room, as he does, a Make a Wish rep comes in.

Rep: Excuse me, Mr. Draven...is Versus in here? I have some questions for him.

Dennis: We look nothing alike! Gah! Yeah, his remedial ass is in the back. Good luck getting any real answ...

Versus: THANKS AGAIN BUDDY!!

Dennis huffs, and storms out of the locker room as the rep makes his way towards Versus.

The Camera pans to the announce team!

	Hahaha I love it AL!
	SUCH DISRESPECT

	And now the mother of all battles!
	Eternal hated rivals do battle!

 

TIBERIUS DUPREE VS PUGH*

 

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The Camera pans to the announce team!

	HE DID IT!!!
	HOLY SHEEEET

The scene opens on Wrex backstage in the arena by the backdoor. His Future Investment shot in one hand and his phone in the other.

Jim Black Well Wrex.. it's your case now.

Wrex Jimmy, since the day I liberated this thing it's been mine, now that annoying piece of s**t knows it too, Guess when It's one on one with no one to hold that ladder then a certain someone can't get the job done.

Jim Black Uh huh.. anyway how are you feeling after that match?

Wrex Truth be told my backs hurtin like a b*tch but what can you do, positives outweigh the negatives this time.

Jim Black Any Idea when you're going to use the case?

Wrex Why would I tell you that? Why would I give away when I'm going to cash my ticket to the bigtime in?

Jim Black Alright I get it.

Wrex Seriously who would be dumb enough to tell someone when they're going to-

A notification hits Wrex's phone before he can finish his rant.

Wrex That'd be my taxi, if you'll excuse me I have some.. business to deal with.

Jim Black Like?

Wrex Since this thing is now officially mine I figured it was time to get that Austin stink out of it, so I'm just gonna go visit the bayou to clean it out.

Jim Black Wouldn't it be easier to just empty it out into a bin or something?

Wrex Look Jim I'm just going to dump out his trash into the swamp and nothing else.

Jim Blackl Wha-

Wrex Trash dump. Nothing. Else.

Jim Black Okay? You have.. fun with that.

Wrex Thank you

They both stare at each other for a few seconds before Wrex makes his exit out the backdoor and into the night to do.. whatever it is people do in swamps.

The Camera pans to the announce team!

	Talk about a new lease on life!
	A hard earned victory that was for sure.

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