Scene opens at the world famous Tipitina's in the warehouse district of New Orleans.
“Johnny Sketch and the Dirty notes”, Cactus Gauge’s favorite band, loudly plays on the stage. Cactus sits in the corner, flowery drink in hand, huddled around the 1 screen in the building; awaiting for Savage Lands to begin.
Cactus: Only I can make change in my life, no one else can do it for me. Only I can make change in my life, no one else can do it for me. Only I can…
Local Patron: You OK big guy?
Cactus shakes himself: Wait, what? Me? Ya, ya, I am fine - thanks.
Local Patron: So… You a wreslin’ fan?
Cactus taking a long drink before answering: I guess you could say that.
Local Patron: Ya, I used to watch when I was a kid. I don’t really keep up with it any more. Is there anyone any good on there?
Cactus looking down at the table: ...there was…
Cactus: Look, no offense but I just want to watch this pay per view if it’s ok with you. I am not in a real talkative mood.
Local Patron: Ya, no problem. I am just going to sit and watch with you if you don’t mind.
Cactus: I don’t own the seats my friend.
As Savage Lands continues Cactus whispers to himself: They haven’t seen the last of me. I am just as much a part of Turmoil as the rest of them.
Cactus: This is my city and I should be there right now. I may be at the end of my rope, but I am tying a knot and hanging on.
Cactus: I’ll be back, Turmoil, I’ll be back.
Scene ends with the two gentlemen watching the start of Savage Lands.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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On to roads less traversed until we meet again. |
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Oh pipe down!!!!..... |
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Up next a fued which is about to be taken to the next level! |
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Tobin Frost takes on Bill Ding, and the only way to win is to be the last man standing! |
LAST MAN STANDING
TOBIN FROST VS BILL DING*
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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Good god almighty! |
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WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH |
The Cat’s Meow. The most popular bar in the French Quarter, possibly in all of New Orleans. What kind a person(s) would be in a place called The Cat’s Meow? Well no other than OCW’s resident rebels Betty Ford.
They have already tossed a good number back and are close to being inebriated enough to start a fight, which is typical behavior. Eerie Sunshine and Anna Mosity have been watching Savage Lands on a large HDTV inside the bar. They both have a few choice things to say about their fellow women wrestlers.
Eerie: We need to start kicking more ass Anna….
Anna: [Burp] Don’t you think we kick enough ass?!
Eerie: Bitch there ain’t no limit on ass kickings.
Anna: Not that you can count anyway, how many drinks you had ho?
Eerie: That’s easy...Not enough!
For at least the 50th time tonight they have tried to light a Marlboro cigarette, each time they are stopped by the bartender. This time they confiscated their lighters, killing any chance of them sparking up inside the bar.
Eerie: Kicking more assesss will get us that big show money, I ain’t trying to be sitting in a bar looking at yo’ ugly ass come Summercide.
Anna: Bitch, this the prettiest face in all the lands….
Eerie: Yeah in the Savage Lands…
Anna: I see what you did there….cute. Cute like that bunny bitch I wanna shove in a microwave and turn on high.
Eerie: Ha, What about that Heather ho, she wears a face like she ain’t never been f*cked before.
Anna: She can prolly kick yo’ ass though….
Eerie: Yeah right, she’s just a wannabe badass, she ain’t no Blackout.
Anna: Blackout?
Eerie: Yeah you did last night….right after that jello shot. I think it was a jello shot.
Anna: I see what you did there…..cute. Cute like Drago inna wig.
Eerie: What? That ain’t cute, that’s disrespectful to the real men in wrestling….like Bertha Stigglitz.
Anna: Hahaha, you said it sister.
Eerie: I need a smoke...let’s go out front.
Anna: F*ck that let’s go to the arena and throw up on some marks.
Eerie: Bet.
OCW’s Goodsisters finish off their drinks and stumble out the Cat’s Meow as we fade.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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This cannot end well at all! |
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OH YES IT WILL! |
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Up next the first Main Event of the evening! |
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No malice, no foul, no grudge. A battle of friendship, and sportsmanship! |
VERSUS VS DRAGO*
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He did it! |
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He really did it! |
* Kat walks through backstage area when a young fan with VIP status runs up to her . She has a notepad and her phone out . *
Fan : Wow I can't believe I'm standing in front of greatness . You used to dominate the women here.
The young bombshells are nothing to mess with.
Kat : Oh yeah ?
Fan : Yeah these chicks aren't nothing to mess with. Sophia is who you used to be.
Kat : Oh really?
* Fan stands back with a nervous look on her face *
Kat : Don't worry baby bird I have bigger fish to fry . Remember I don't play nice with others.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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Kat laying down the facts! |
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Word! |