TRIPLE THREAT
OWEN vs. JUST DEREK
vs. JAMES FRASER
Backstage, the unmistakable sound of boots pacing on concrete opens the scene. The camera pans upward, showing the One Man Vaccination, Bobby Minio about ten feet away as he walks back and forth through a quiet section of the hallways beneath the stands.
Bobby Minio: This… is probably the last time someone is going to be dumb enough to give me a shot at that strap. It’s time to convert, dummy.
He throws himself two stiff slaps to his face, which echo through the cavernous cinderblocked hallway.
Bobby Minio: Game face, game time.
Two more slaps follow, one on each cheek, they’re more stiff this time.
Bobby Minio: Remember, you’re underrated, and overstaying your welcome. It’s time to show them all exactly what the **** that means!
Another set of slaps, louder and more vicious than the previous sets.
Bobby Minio: PICTURE THIS, I’M A BAG OF DICKS, PUT ME TO-
With a renewed sense of purpose, Minio marches right out of frame and towards the next step in his OCW career.
