OCWFED: Summercide 2023 "WEPA!"
OCWFED: Summercide 2023 CARD
SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO!
The Camera pans to ramp as an old nostalgic tune hits and the duo of Scaggs and Poling head down to the ring!! The packed crowd roars in excitement and begins to chant "OCW" OCW" "OCW"
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Ladies and Gentleman, THIS IS SUMMERCIDE 2023! |
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The Hottest Party of The Summer...STARTS NOW! WEPA!!! |
The camera opens to a beautiful sunset as we see our General Manager Emp seated facing a large office window. As she is having her make-up done for her match against Furiosa on the show later today.
Emp: Greetings OCW universe. It is I, your lovely General Manager Emp. Please excuse my appearance as due to a blond bimbo by the name of Dupree spraying me in the face with Disinfection spray on our previous episode of Riot.
Emp: This message is for Furiosa. I hope you are prepared for this ass kicking. I’m gonna tell you the same thing I told Terra after I retired from her from OCW. You asked for this.
She turns toward the camera, The Cameraman screams and stumbles back at the reveal of her face.
Emp: WHAT IS ..is it that bad?! GIVE ME A MIRROR!
Emp feels around the area looking for a mirror. She raises the mirror extremely close to her face so she can see herself better.. The make-up woman has a look of utter disgust on her face as she backs away from Emp slowly.
The sound of Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata can be heard playing as she pauses for a moment before throwing the mirror to the floor in an overly dramatic way. The mirror explodes on impact as she covers her face in horror.
Emp: I’M HIDEOUS! DON’T LOOK AT ME! WHO COULD EVER LOVE ME NOW! And TURN OFF THAT DAMN CELL PHONE!
The sound of Moonlight Sonata cuts as the cameraman silences his phone's ringtone. Emp looks up revealing both her eyes looking like two puffy microwaved peach colored marshmallows glued to her face. Emp face looking like the pretty woman mask from Texas ChainSaw Massacre.
Emp: I know what you are trying to do, Dupree and you're too stupid to do it. You think you would just blind me and that would make me leave my position as GM.
Emp: You think you could just get rid of me and revert the women’s division back to that Bombshell trash you love so much don’t you!
Emp: Well you are wrong! You plus sized Asshole! I’m gonna go out there today and put on a 5 star match and show you and that sexist pig Sensation why women deserve Lution Main events!
A staff member creeps into view of the camera like a teenager stealing money out of their mom’s purse. They whisper a few words into Emp’s ear. She clenches her teeth and a low growl is heard. The rest of her facial expressions unseemingly unchanged due to her oversized puffy eyes.
Emp: FU**********K YOU SENSATION!!! I KNOW THIS IS YOUR DOING, DUPREE! YOU ARE BOTH AGAINST ME! I bet you’re the reason Drago quit P3!
Emp: You think you can get away with everything don’t you just because you have blond hair! You think that makes you a victim! I’M VICTIM! I’M RACIALLY DISCRIMINATED AGAINST BY A PIG WEARING A WIG! You cheated Nick Ortiz out of his win! You both probably caused the Market Crash of 87!
Emp: This is BULLSHIT! IT’s time to bring this conspiracy to light! SPIDER IT’S TIME!
Co-General Manager Ryu “Spider” Matsumoto bursts through the door and stumbles into the Office holding a large cardboard box of documents with a grin on his face.
The Staff member moves out of the way as Emp pounces to her feet. Spider fiddles around with a projector as best as he can. His eyes are just as puffy as Emps.
Emp: I’m calling a mandatory managers meeting. Get Dupree and Drago in here right now!
OCW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
ARIES vs. SHELDON TREMBLAY*
The scene opens up with BASH at the Server Farm in his office, standing staring at his phone. A few moments go by and BASH begins typing a message.
The camera pans to the lower part of the phone screen and the message contains ‘I am impressed by your talent, I have a proposition for you. We need to meet up somewhere to discuss it’. BASH hits the send button.
BASH now takes his phone and puts it in his pocket. He sits down at his desk and pulls up a program with a picture of Samsin and his current build of ‘1.01’ on his computer. BASH begins sifting through the code before his eyes open wide. He yells out quickly!
BASH: I cannot believe I did not see this earlier. If modify the root kit to enable anti looping technology he should stop skipping.
BASH continues to look at the screen, and is lost deep in thought. He takes a deep breath before rubbing his fingers over his forehead and eyes in frustration.
BASH: No one tells you being a revolutionary is such a complex task. When you venture into the unknown of technological limits it even takes a genius time to work things out. Having another infected like Samsin might speed up my progress.
BASH now continues working on Samsin’s code for a number of hours. The scene fast forwards to BASH sitting in the same place, BASH slides his chair back and stands up.
He feels his phone vibrate and quickly pulls it out of his pocket. His phone lights up that there is a message notification on the home screen. BASH swipes up on his phone and stares at his phone for a few moments.
BASH: Glad you have respect for us even if you think we are weird. Aleksander Bolek will make a fantastic addition right next to Samsin in my Worm army. Worm Syndrome is on the task scheduler for you Mr. Bolek.
BASH begins to laugh and then puts his phone back into his pocket. BASH walks out of the room and the scene transitions over to Aleksander Bolek.
Bolek is standing in a parking lot in an undisclosed location. Bolek is staring at his phone outside of his car when it begins to go off with his signature theme song as the ringtone.
Bolek reads the messages coming through, he takes a few moments to reflect silently. Before some college age girls are seen giggling near the entrance of the local drug store. Bolek looks up and cracks a quick smile in their direction. One of the girls can be heard shouting in the distance.
College Girl: Kidnap me like you did Bobbi!
Bolek lets out a small chuckle before wiping the sweat off of his forehead before getting back into his car. He turns on the car and instantly the car reads the next message out loud ‘Message from BASH OCW: We need to meet at the Server Farm in the next couple of days… location details will be sent once you confirm’. Bolek sits in his car with a puzzled look after a few seconds Bolek snaps out of it. He wonders out loud.
Bolek: What could BASH want from me? I have nothing to do with him. What could I possibly give him that he wants to meet about?
Bolek: You never know if it is a good idea with those guys, Samson is an idiot so no wonder he ended up under BASH’s spell. I think I might text him back.
Bolek clicks the button on his steering wheel to activate the voice recognition.
Bolek: Send message to BASH, tell him to send location.
The camera comes to an outside of shot of Bolek’s car. Bolek begins to back out of his parking spot before the screen immediately becomes static and loud noises are heard before the scene fades to black.
REVENGE MATCH
ALEKSANDER BOLEK vs. AISU
We find ourselves back in the Combat Center with Dr. Noemie Langley again, but this time, she’s joined by Marcus McMichaels.
Dr. Langley: Mr. McMichaels, you live with the patient. Have you noticed any instances where they have engaged in physical violence against themselves or others?
Marcus: … what kind of question is that? This is the kind of question my partner should be here to discuss with me. This right here is an interrogation.
Dr. Langley: The kind that helps me help them. Now, Mr. McMicheals, please answer the question to the best of your ability.
Marcus: Just call me Mr. Marcus.
Dr. Langley: Ok, very well. Mr. Marcus.
Marcus sighs, but is still clearly not very fond of Dr. Langley as he explains.
Marcus: ... a few weeks ago, I heard something shatter…like glass. I searched around the house thinking someone broke in. I got to the garage and family photos, pictures of their kid, pictures of us, everything was broken. The noise woke the kid up too. They… They didn’t look very good, and they’d cut themselves up with the glass before I got there.
Dr. Langley: I’m so sorry your family is having to deal with this.
Marcus: I’m not the one dealing with what they’re dealing with, don’t feel sorry for me. I just want them to be happy. I know what it’s like having a broken family. I just want to know how to fix this.
Dr. Langley: Mr. Marcus, I promise you, I am doing EVERYTHING I can to help them… but I have to ask, has the patient ever engaged in any violence against their child?
Marcus: How dare you even suggest that!
Dr. Langley: I’m legally required to ask.
Marcus: Never. What the hell kind of person do you think they are?
Dr. Langley: The kind of person who needs help, Marcus.
Marcus: Yeah, they need help, not someone accusing them of heinous crap like that. They’re not ‘crazy’, you know.
Dr. Langley: No one is calling the patient ‘crazy’-
Marcus: You’re sitting here interrogating me against my girl. It seems as though you’re trying to find means of incriminating them. Maybe watch the show or keep an eye on social media and see if that’s the case, doc.
Marcus: I thought you wanted to know how she’s making me feel about this situation. But apparently you don’t know how to do your job and help her. I think she needs another doctor. This…interrogation is over.
Marcus makes no secret of his frustration as he shoves his chair back and exits the room, leaving Dr. Langley in silence for a few minutes. When she speaks again, she almost sounds... pleased?
Dr. Langley: Now we're getting somewhere.
