OCW RIOT 361

OCWFED.com Presents Riot

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Live from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

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Good Evening Ladies and Germs...We are live in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania for tonight's episode of Riot!

THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS!

Lets take it to the ring.

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A broken down Paul Pugh stands in the centre of the ring flanked by Mugen and Michael Hollywood - Parker is noticeable by his absence, but our World Champion is no selling the weakness of his platoon. He's wearing a neck brace, swinging a crutch and wearing the World Title belt around his waist as usual.

Pugh: Pato. Is a coward...

The fans boo Pugh's accusation

Pugh: Not content with threatening my life in previous weeks, the savage sends further savages after me... The A-Team. Mercs for hire... the lowest common denominator... men willing to injure YOUR WORLD CHAMPION for a price... and injure me they did.

Pugh points to his neck

Pugh: My neck is weakened, my knees are destroyed and my smile... is all but gone.

The fans boo Pugh again as Mugen and Hollywood tell them to quiet down

Pugh: ...which is why I'm out here to announce that the scheduled main event match... The Insiders vs The A Team... cannot happen tonight. See, doctors have told me that I'm unfit to wrestle tonight... possibly unfit to wrestle on Sunday night at Certified Greatness...

Pugh puts his hand to his neck and a pained look crosses his face as the fans boo.

Pugh: Now... Since Pato was the one who sent these thugs after me, I find him to be in direct contradiction of the "no contact" rule, and for that reason I must insist that Pato be stripped of his title shot at Certified Greatness and I be declared the winner of the match via forfeit. Leonheart... If you will...

The camera swings round to the entrance area as the fans pop small for Leonheart. A few moments elapse, yet nothing happens. Pugh shakes his head and then remembers that he can't shake his head because of his ridiculous neck brace, so immediately stops and pretends to be hurt.

Pugh: I see... can't even be arsed following through your own rule. No wonder we're running around here ignoring you. Nevermind boys... we'll catch up with our CEO later. Lets bounce! Looks like a night off...

With that, C4 all exit the ring, chatting amongst themselves, looking as casual as ever despite their upcoming war with OMG at the PPV. We rejoin our announce team.

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The camera pans to the announce team.

	Can he do that?
	He just did Scaggs, Pato caused all of this! That sneak!
	Do you just drink any kool aid?

Scene opens up backstage at an OCW event. Cameraman pans down the hallway as he approach's Reckless Kid's locker room. An arm reaches out to knock on the door. " knock Knock "

Reckless Kid: You can come in cmon.

Camera man opens the door and there's Reckless Kid watching a recording of what seems to be a previous match of Bobby Minio against Tigerman from a few weeks ago. Reckless acknowledges the cameraman and begins to speak as he sits up and talks into the camera

Reckless Kid: You see, Bobby fought a great match here. Really showed his stuff. There's just one thing he forgot. And thats the fans! Lets get them involved. Bring it to them! There's one thing I learned over the years in this industry, and thats to see that these fans leave with their minds blown! Now this Tigerman guy...

Reckless looks down for a second and chuckles to himself and then looks back into the camera

Reckless Kid: I hope you're ready cmon. You're about to wrestle the greatest and most exciting match of your life! For when you go against me. I keep my opponents on their toes and make them think. Cause you never know when Reckless Driving is going to hit you. And once that comes out. You're done. Lights out. Party is over. 1..2..3.

Reckless Kid stands up, turns off the tv and walks over to his gym bag.

Reckless Kid: You see. I know I've got a long way to go to get to the top. I know that. The thing is I'm willing to put in the time. Put in the sweat, tears, and blood. In order to get where I want to in this business. I've got to give it my all and let the fans enjoy the ride! And come this Riot 361! You're lucky number 1. Now Tigerman get in, buckle up and enjoy yourself some Reckless Driving a la cmon.

As those last words are spoken. Reckless kid shuts his locker room door and walks down the hallway with his gym bag. Camera begins to fade away

	Reckless Kid there... fighting the good fight
	Cmon? He better wrestle better than he talks.
	Lets find out together

match

Cmon?

Reckless Kid vs dieTIGERMANdie

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The scene fades in to a large room somewhere in the backstage of the arena. A few staff members are seen standing around, looking unsure of why they are there.

At precisely that moment, the doors leading into the room are kicked....revealing the General.

General Raze: ATEN HUT!!

The staff members look unsure of what to do, some of them standing a little straighter, but few really making really any distinct movements.

General Raze: APPARENTLY WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS A FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE!

General Raze: WHEN I TELL YOU TO ATEN HUT YOU WILL GET IN LINE AND GIVE ME YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION, DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR??

One of the staff members slowly raises his hand, a look of uncertainty of whether its a good idea or not.

General Raze: I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE STILL IN PRESCHOOL! WHAT DO YOU WANT TURD SNIFFER????

Staff Member 1: Well...we were to understand there would be punch and pie..

General Raze: I'M SORRY...WHAT DID YOU SAY??

Staff Member 1: Well..the flyer said there would be punch and pie...

The staff member holds up a flyer that has in big letters: FUN MEETING..MEET NEW PEOPLE, MAKE FRIENDS! FREE PUNCH AND PIE!!!

General Raze: YOUR MEETING PEOPLE AREN'T YOU?? WERE ALL HAVING FUN NOW, AREN'T WE? WERE ALL GOING TO BECOME REALLY GOOD FRIENDS NOW AREN'T WE? AND THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS AT HAND THAN PUNCH AND PIE!! WE HAVE TO STOP THE INJUSTICES!!!

Staff Member 1: Well..we came for the punch and pie..

General Raze: HOLD ON, LET ME GET YOUR PUNCH...

The General slowly turns around...and quickly swings back around, decking the staff member across the face, sending him flying across the room.

General Raze: NOW, DOES ANYONE ELSE WANT SOME PUNCH..OR PIE???

The staff members all shake their heads and get in line, all giving the General their full attention.

General Raze: NOW...WE HAVE TO STOP THE INJUSTICES!!! AND ONE OF THOSE INJUSTICES IS BEDLAM! IS THAT CLEAR??

Staff Members: YES SIR!!!

General Raze: NOW..WE MUST RECON THE ENEMY BEFORE THOSE MIDGETS START THROWING PISS AND BREAKING OTHER PEOPLES' GRENADES!!

General Raze: WE WILL SOLVE THIS INJUSTICE AND CONTINUE WORKING ON OTHER INJUSTICES IN THE WORLD! REMEMBER MEN, WRESTLING IS THE ULTIMATE INJUSTICE SOLVER!!!

General Raze: REMEMBER, WRESTLING SOLVES EVERYTHING MEN! IF WE SEE SOMEONE CHOKING ON SOMETHING, WHAT DO WE DO??

Staff Members: WRESTLE!!

General Raze: IF WE SOMEONE IN A CAR WRECK, WHAT DO WE DO??

Staff Members: WRESTLE!!!

General Raze: NOW YOUR GETTING IT MEN!! NOW..WE MUST RECON THE ENEMY AND LEAVE A MESSAGE! MOVE OUT MEN!

The scene begins to fade as the few men begin marching in single file formation out of the room, leaving the one staff member still unconscious and sprawled on the floor.