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Storm removes the defunct International Championship from his waist and holds it as high up in the air as his arm will raise it, as the timekeeper retrieves a microphone for him. This all seems oddly reminiscent of another time in which the International Championship was brought out to the tune of "We Are the Champions" Storm accepts the mic after replacing the belt around his waist to the tune of lively boo's from the Virginia audience.
Cody Storm: "Ladies and gentlemen.... once again your King has successfully retained his championship over some less game, more lame, competition!"
The crowd boo's even louder at the not so flattering psuedo-name given to Sean McGee.
Cody Storm: "It only took one match to prove who was the better man, who could get the job done and who just couldn't hack it. Not that it even really needed to be proven, it was self-evident, just look at the difference between our careers. I'm The King of this ring and the current, reigning, International Champion! Sean McGee only shows up on the radar screen because of the dianabol steroids inflating his arms. He ruined the legacy of this championship, he smudged the good name of Cerberus, and he needed to be put down. And thus, he was. Problem solved, we can all go home happy now!
With that a huge smile comes across Storm's face as "We Are the Champions" strikes up again and he poses all over the ring with the International Championship.
The sound of a needle scraping across a record is heard through out the arena as "We are the Champions" comes to halt . Superman's theme begins to blare through the speakers as the crowd starts to cheer for the arrival of BUFFNESS . The Black Superman walks from behind the curtain to soak in The surprising reaction from the crowd. As he makes his way down to the ring BUFFNESS slaps hands with a few fans . Grabbing a mic from ringside McGee climbs through the ropes to confront Cody Storm.
BUFFNESS: "Cody , Cody , Cody ... why are you wasting these good people's time with another boring rant about you , your mixed up facts , your invisible crown , your old non active title , your lust for a title shot , your crush on Scaggs , oh and can't forget your dad ...after all your the son of god .
The crowd gives a cheap pop as BUFFNESS paces back and forth in front of his one time friend . Cody seems very annoyed with the crowds reaction
BUFFNESS: "Cody .... The better man did not win at Certified Greatness .... and I'm out here to demand a rematch .
Storm: "It was my hand raised in victory, the better man did win. You're delusional if you think otherwise.
BUFFNESS: "Well if I remember correctly you hit me with a belt ... (McGee turns to the fans) He did hit me right?
Crowd: "Yes Yes Yes !!!
Storm: "This from a man who just four months ago was trying to convince me that I had gone soft? And now you want to complain you got...."
Cody applies air quotes.
Cody Storm: ".....'cheated' out of the match? You're a real piece of work aren't you McGee? What you got, was what was coming to you. You deserved to be smashed in the head with the belt that you LET slip through Cerberus' grasp, and you deserved to lose the match, it's as simple as that. You'll get no rematch from me, because it does nothing for my world title contendership resume to beat up on the same guys, and these fans don't want to watch me defend my belt against the same people all the time, otherwise we'd see Cody Storm vs Jacob Trance VI.
The fans boo at the terrible match suggestions and a sly smirk spreads across the face of BUFFNESS as he raises the mic back to his lips.
BUFFNESS: "Storm v. Trance VI shouldn't happen because it's already been proven that you can and will beat him every single time. The same can't be said for Storm v BUFFNESS II, with a fair, impartial ref donning the stripes and calling the shots. You want to prove to everyone you have what it takes Cody, you want to prove you're the best part of Cerberus, you'll take me on one more time, with a referee of my choosing to settle this once and for all. What do you say?"
Storm shakes his head un-decidedly as he shoves his way past BUFFNESS, attempting to head to the backstage area. BUFFNESS immediately snatches the International Title from Cody Storm's grasp.
BUFFNESS: Lemme see this for a second
BUFFNESS holds the title up to the light as Cody complains at Sean, demanding he give it back at once.
BUFFNESS: Well... already done it once tonight - who wants it?
BUFFNESS surveys the arena's front row as several kids wave frantically, desperately trying to garner his attention. BUFFNESS shakes his head and begins to spin around, hammer throw style, letting go of the title belt as it flies into Richmond oblivion. Storm is aghast at the actions of his former friend and tries to protest before being cut off by BUFFNESS.
BUFFNESS: Now you only have one thing I want. How about you give me that title shot of yours?
Cody Storm immediately shakes his head and tosses his microphone to the ground. The Superman theme once again begins to play. As Storm hops out of the ring, he tries to convince an arena security member to find the International Title belt replica, but to no avail. He's forced to head backstage beltless as BUFFNESS laps up the crowd's applause.
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We find the Quincentuple Universal Crown Champion of the Universe, Mugen running around the backstage hallways of the Richmond Coliseum yelling "WHERES DUPREE?!", "WHERES MY BELTS?!" and other various Japanese curse words that can not be understood by most of the audience. He is opening door after door hoping to find some evidence of his 15 hard earned belts.
Mugen: I swear to my Japanese equivalent of God that if he does anything to damage my belts and ruin all of my hard work I will BURN HIM TO THE GROUND!
Mugen finally finds the first sign of life backstage in an OCW Staff member and grabs him by the collar.
Mugen: WHERE IS DUPREE?! THAT WOMAN HAS ALL OF MY HARD EARNED BELTS!
Staff Member: What? I haven't seen Mr. Dupree at all today. And what do you mean belts?
Mugen: HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I AM THE QUINCENTUPLE UNIVERSAL CROWN CHAMPION OF THE UNIVERSE DENNIS?!'
Staff Member: But my name is.....
Mugen: YOU ARE DENNIS TO ME NOW. OK?!
Mugen lets go of the staff member by the collar and takes a few deep breaths to calm himself down.
Mugen: I apologize Dennis, you know the stress of these belts have been killing me lately and you'd think that me not having these belts any more should calm me down.
Mugen starts making random hand gestures and starts laughing like a crazy man. He pats the staff member on the shoulder and apologizes to him.
"Dennis": I can keep an eye out for Mr. Dupree if you would like. Can you give me a better description of your items that he has in his possession?
Mugen: Sure! Well, let me just take out my phone and show you some of the fantastic photos and selfies I've taken over the past few months with all of my belts.
Mugen pulls out his phone and begins to show "Dennis" who is beginning to regret the offer he made to help.
Mugen: Here is me in Peru when I won the "Amazon Strong Fight Man Championship". Here is me with the "OUTBACK SNAP Championship" in Australia. Note the kangaroos in the background. This is me with the "Unified South Eastern African World Championship" in Cameroon. This fantastic photo was taken when I was in Shanghai, China and won the "People's Republic of Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship". Otherwise known as the PRWWHC, you pronounce that Pr-Wew-Hick okay?
"Dennis" nods reluctantly as Mugen continues.
Mugen: Here is me back home wrestling for an old friend's promotion and winning the "Jump Japan X Core Championship". This one's from Toronto when I was crowned the "CONCAF Federation Champion of the Free World". Here is myself in Germany winning the "East Berlin Lord of the Lariat Crown". Very challenging tournament to win, but of course you knew that buddy.
"Dennis" half heartedly smiles at Mugen as a sign of acknowledgement.
Mugen: This is me in Nigeria when I defeated Power Frank's apprentice Power Steve for the "Nigeria Moonlight Highlight Championship". Here is me holding one of my favorite titles, the "Panama Beach SPLASH" title when I defeated my opponent in a swimming pool. Amazing match, you have to look it on Youtube some day. This is me with the "YG Big Bang Over 21 Championship" in South Korea. This is me celebrating my win after the "WIFA World Cup". Me with both my "Alexis Texas Invitational Championship" and the "California Wrestling Association's Champion of the Year Championship". Oh! This is me in New York City with the "Born In The USA Championship".
"Dennis": Wait, weren't you born in Japan?
Mugen looks at "Dennis" blankly and completely chooses to ignore the question as he continues on to his last title.
Mugen: And here is my prized possession, the "Xerox World Heavyweight Championship". Funny story, I actually found this in the trash before a match in London and I decided that I'd take it and finally bring some legitimacy to the belt. Applaud for your true champion of the universe.
Mugen stares at "Dennis" who starts to applaud really slowly.
Mugen: So as you can see, these are my prized possessions and if anything happened to them because of Dupree, I will take something from him that he loves. Keep an eye out for me okay Dennis?
Mugen starts to walk away as he continues on his search. The scene fades to black.
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Dimsmore vs BUFFNESS
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