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Not too long after the Tag Match the camera pans backstage to the only locker room that matters, the locker room of Overness Meets Greatness. Everyone is present except Dimsmore and Lacey Love who are absent for personal reasons that are none of your damn business.
The Gargantuan Guru Patolomai is performing yoga stretches on his mat doing his usual pregame ritual. The highly decorated Eternal Super Junior Triple Crown Champion Hideto Matsuda and his pop singer girlfriend Minami join the Canadian Dragon of Omnipotent Betterness Tiberius Dupree as they throw darts at a large oil painting tacked to the wall.
With closer inspection, the large painting is the one Tibby stole from the home of Mugen earlier in the week. A self portrait of him holding his various championships. There's a handful of darts lodged all around the portrait, but none have hit his face or neck.
Dupree: Mugen is one ugly hombre'.
He throws another dart at the picture, hitting one of the championship belts.
Matsuda: He's so ugly your darts are afraid of his face.
Dupree: I don't see you doing any better.
Matsuda: Of course I can hit his face, I'm Japanese, darts are like tiny ninja stars...
Suda tosses a dart, it lands right above Mugen's head.
Dupree: Even his ugliest repels your idiocity.
Minami murmurs something in Japanese and grabs a dart from Suda's grip. She launches it toward Mugen's head hitting square between the eyes. Tibby and Suda look at each other then Minami.
Matsuda: She cheated, she had eye widening surgery.
Dupree: Your girlfriend scares me, I'm going to change my attire, and walk Pato out to ringside.
Matsuda: What's wrong with that attire?
Dupree: Don't question my betterness damnit.
Just as Dupree enters his private dressing room, three perfectly thrown darts hit the door just as it closes, the camera fades with a scowl from Our Villian.
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The camera opens up following Tobin Frost who is headed down the hallway towards his tag team partner BUFFNESS.
Tobin Frost: "You want to tell me what's going on with you?"
BUFFNESS: "Nothing's going on I'm fine!"
Tobin Frost: "You call doing ten thousand dollars in property damage fine? How about missing your autograph signing earlier today? Is that fine too?"
BUFFNESS: "WHAT?! What autograph signing? I didn't have a signing today!"
Tobin Frost: "Tell that to the fans that waited in line for four hours to meet you. So again, what's going on with you? This isn't the new Se..."
BUFFNESS: "Don't you dare finish that sentence! BUFFNESS doesn't have to deal with this doubt of his character."
With that McGee heads walks away from his partner for the second time tonight.
OVERNESS MEETS C4
Mugen vs Patolomai
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