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The scene opens to a dark parking lot, late into the evening. It seems clear that this segment is pre-taped, with the appearance of what is usually a booming strip mall now damp from rain hours earlier and mostly abandoned by the days mindless shoppers. With a Best Buy that is closed for the night looming in the background, a man clumsily struggles with car keys on the driver side of a Geek Squad branded VW bug. Another man slips into frame behind the key juggling klutz, a dark hoodie pulled up over his head with a hand in the front pocket. The man jams something hidden in the pocket into the driver’s lower back with his left hand, then speaks, breaking the silence.
“Heads up, Chuckles.”
Before the driver can even react, the hooded man’s right hand comes up, bashing the driver head first off of the top of the car. The driver stumbles back against the hooded man, for the first time, we can now see that this is the former camera man of OMG and TibbyTV, Chuck. Now aware of the pistol in his back, Chuck begins to vibrate violently, still confused and scared beyond his wits.
“Give me the keys, dummy.”
Chuck’s body struggles to respond to the commands, which prompts the hooded man to jab him in the lower back again with the obfuscated pistol. Finally, Chuck holds out a shivering hand with the keysr. He stares forward as the man takes the keys, then viciously grips Chuck’s collar, leading him towards the back of the car. He finds the trunk button on the keychain’s remote, waiting for the hatch to open before booting Chuck square on the ass, sending him head first into the cramped trunk space. As Chuck begins to form a plea for mercy, the hooded man slams the hatch of the trunk down with a boom.
He moves to the driver side, sitting down and starting the car as the camera slips into the back to follow along. The man finally removes his hood, revealing the newly minted member of C4, the One Man Revolution, Bobby Minio. He starts the car, driving out of the parking lot.
Bobby Minio: “Alright Chuckles, spill it. What dirt do you have on OMG?”
There is a pause, followed by only silence from Chuck in the trunk. Minio’s brow furrows down as he slams the breaks, the car skidding to an abrupt halt before Minio stomps back on the gas pedal, speeding down the road again. Throughout this, the unmistakable sound of Chuck being slammed against the backseat of the car and then the back end of the trunk punctuates the violent driving, following by shouts of pain from Chuck himself.
Chuck: “Ow, god damn!”
Bobby Minio: “Sorry Chuckie, I missed what you were saying about OMG. Care to say it AGAIN before I pull another California stop at the next intersection?”
Chuck: “What could I possibly know about OMG?!”
Bobby Minio: “You were the camera man, you were the proverbial fly on the wall, Chuck. Give me something here!”
At this point, Minio puts the pedal to the metal, the unimpressive house cat roar of the Geek Squad mobile.
Chuck: “Matsuda set me on fire!”
Bobby Minio: “You and me both, brother, now tell me something THAT I DON’T KNOW ALREADY!”
Chuck: “I don’t know anything else! They all just care about themselves! They’re competitive with each other! I think Tibby once called himself a fashionista and he was DEAD SERIOUS! Patolomai bought the DDP Yoga DVDs a few years ago! I don’t know anything else! I DON’T KNOW!”
Bobby Minio: “You’re in a lot of danger here, Chuck, do you not comprehend the gravity of the situation you’re in here? Help me save you, Chuckie! Tell me something concrete! I need something made of reinforced steel!”
Chuck: “I don’t know!”
Bobby Minio: “You keep saying that! I don’t believe you!”
Chuck: “I don’t know I don’t know anything!”
Bobby Minio: “Get creative Chuckie or I will get creative with YOU!”
Chuck: “I DON’T KNOW!”
Bobby Minio: “FINAL WARNING!”
Chuck: “I ****ING HATE THEM! ALRIGHT!? I HATE OMG! I HATE THEM I HATE THEM!!”
As if it were some great revelation, Minio’s face lights up. He immediately slams on the breaks, sending the momentum of everyone in the car forward, with Chuck’s momentum sending him bursting through the backseat, the seat folding forward with Chuck falling out of the trunk in an awkward heap, with his head landing on the center console, his eyes looking up at Minio who grins down at him.
Bobby Minio: “Why didn’t you just say so in the first place?”
Chuck battles through the pain that is shooting all over his body to spit out a reply.
Chuck: “Why… are you doing this to me?”
Bobby Minio: “End of the line, Chuckles.”
The cowardly man in the backseat of the car begins shaking his head like a child as Minio steps out of the car and opens the other Minio groans in frustration, reaching into the car and gripping Chuck’s ankles with such a grip that Chuck gasps out loud. With one strong tug, Minio drags Chuck out into a small puddle that had gathered in on the ground below the car. At this point, Chuck has begun openly sobbing.
Bobby Minio: “On your knees, Chuckie. We have one last step before the end.”
Chuck: “Please… I just… I want to live!”
Bobby Minio: “You and me both Chuck. Now. Stop annoying me, stop wasting my precious time, and sign THIS.”
With his left hand back in the pocket of his hoodie training his hidden pistol in Chuck’s direction, Minio’s right hand reaches into another pocket, producing a piece of paper rolled around a pen. As Chuck’s shaky hands unravel the paper, it appears to be some sort of legal document. Before Chuck has a moment to read anything, Minio jams the pistol through his hoodie into the shoulder blade of Chuck, who winces forward. Chuck hastily signs the form, before handing it back over his head to Minio.
Chuck: “What did I just sign?”
His voice is overflowing with terror as his lips, like the rest of his body, tremble uncontrollably.
Bobby Minio: “A release form for your likeness to be used on OCW television. Also you admitting that you were involved in the filming of this segment. Now, are you ready for your curtain call Chuck?”
Chuck: “What?! I… no! No I’m not!”
Bobby Minio: “Look at the camera, Chuck. Thank Dupree, thank Matsuda, thank all of them for this moment of your life. Thank them for making you famous, Chuckie.”
Chuck turns to the camera, his bottom lip quivering. He struggles to mouth the words “help me” to the camera man.
Bobby Minio: “Time’s up.”
As Chuck’s body folds into the fetal position, Minio brings the pistol from his pocket, bringing it down hard across Chuck’s ear. The slapping sound of hand on flesh is almost as loud as a gun shot. Almost. Chuck falls into the puddle, believing himself to be dead before the reality hits him. he’s alive. He looks up to Minio, who is aiming the C4 trademark finger pistol at Chuck’s face.
Bobby Minio: “Bang.”
Chuck begins stammering, but before he can unleash his anger on Minio, the One Man Revolution jumps into the driver seat of the car, peeling out spraying greasy puddle water in every direction.
Bobby Minio: “See ya in the funny papers, Chuckles!”
Is the last thing that Chuck hears as he is left stranded in the middle of the city. He begins to scream into the night as the scene fades into the next segment.
In the back corridors of the Sprint Center in Kansas City, an OCW camera is tailing one Lacy Love. She looks as if she has just arrived at the arena. She is walking very briskly toward the OMG locker room. Every so often she seems to peek over her shoulder. She looking as if she feels like she's being followed. And after her words with one Paul Pugh last week and Dimsmore not in the arena tonight, she has cause for concern.
As she peeks for the third or fourth time, the camera pans back to 2 large figures that have been following her. As she quickens her pace, the burley figures do the same. She finally reaches the OCW locker room door, but she can't manage to get it open.
Voice 1: Miss Love??
The figures begin to look more and more like men as they get closer to Lacy. She begins to forcefully try and jar the door open with her shoulder but to no avail.
Voice 1 (Yelling): MISS LOVE???
She looks over her shoulder once and again. You can see and sense the fear in her actions. The men finally catch up to Lacy and she presses her back up against the door. It's a very eerie feeling to see Lacy Love to a point where she can't muster out a sentence.
The second man slowly reaches his hand out to Lacy. She slaps it away. Undeterred, he reaches his hand out again. She shoves it away with her foot and slaps the second man across the face. Strangely enough, the man doesn't react to it. He slowly turns his head back toward Lacy.
Man 2: Miss Lacy, we can't open the door for you if you're standing in front of it.
Lacy (Puzzled): Wait... What?
Man 1: Didn't you check your email? After what Paul Pugh did last week, Dimsmore hired us to keep the C-3Some out of your hair since Dimsmore isn't around to do it himself.
Lacy: What?!? You've got to be kidding me? I am a grown damn woman. Not a child. I don't need babysitters.
Man 2: We are just following orders. So ma'am, please.
Lacy reluctantly moves from in front of the door. Man 1 pulls out his set of keys for the door as Man 2 keeps and eye on the hall way. Man 1 easily gets the door to open.
Man 1: Wait here for a second.
Lacy: Unbelievable. I'm calling Lucas right now.
Lacy pulls out her cell and begins to call Dimsmore as Man 1 is making sure the room is clear of any danger for Lacy.
Lacy (On the phone with Dimsmore): Lucas Steven Dimsmore!! Have you lost you're damn mind??
Lacy: What am I talking about?!? The "Security" that you hired to keep Paula and sex slaves away from me.
Lacy: Oh get outta here with that "For your protection" mess. I'm a grown damn woman. And if I can't protect myself then I shouldn't be here in the first place.
Lacy: I know you would like for me to head back to Vegas. But I want to be here.
Lacy: I'm not gonna let Paula see my fear. That's what he wants. And I'm not running scared any damn more.
Lacy: I know... I know... I'll be careful.... Well I'm just gonna chill out in front of this monitor and watch the show... Alright. Love you too.
Lacy hangs up the phone and takes a deep breath.
Lacy: Listen fellas, I'm sorry. And thank you.
Man 1: No apology needed Miss Love.
Man 2: If you need anything, we'll be right outside.
The security takes their posts outside and Lacy begins to stretch out on the couch set up to watch the rest of the show.
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She's safe back there... right? |
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Sure she is Scaggs... Sure she is |
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Hmm. Unnerving. |
Scaggs: Up next we have the highly anticipated bout for the Hardcore Ex Division Championship!
Poling: I said C'MON!
Scaggs: What's this? We're getting word that we've got some action backstage involving the self proclaimed Eternal Super Junior Triple Crown and Hardcore Champion of the World!
The camera cuts back stage to a close up of Matsuda, who lay unconscious on the ground. A few moments go by before his OMG compatriots Tiberius Dupree and Patolomai turn up on the scene with chairs in hand, but there is no one to be found to receive this swift retribution.
Scaggs: Something tells me that C4 was behind this…
Poling: C'MON!
Scaggs:I'm being told we've got a backup about to happen, lets take it to the ring.
Rebecca MK vs Madeline Osiris vs Molly vs Onyana Bu'tay
The following segment was prerecorded.
Standing outside the door of the NICU looking inside K.Dangelo stares with intensity . A nurse walks up to him with a chart *
Nurse : Well Mr.Kdangelo we have done the and he looks ....
*K.Dangelo puts his hand up to the nurse's face then keeps it there while he speaks *
K.Dangelo : Do you know who I am ? Don't talk just nod . * She nods her head yes *
Well Nurse Tina I'm not just some character on a wrestling show . I am the real McCoy !
Now I can be a beast or a gentleman and I know you don't want the beast do you ?
*She shakes her head in fear no *
K.Dangelo : Now I was in meditation with my boy , talking to the Lord and you interupted us . You were going to tell me everything looks good and it looks like tom. he'll be going home,right ?
* she shakes her head yes *
K.Dangelo : How do I know this ? Because of my faith ! He rewards his faithful servants and as long as I keep punishing the sinners in OcW I will be rewarded .
Now is there anything else you would like to speak with me about ?
* the nurse shakes her head no *
K.Dangelo : Well thank you and have a blessed day ! * he then removes his hand from her face *
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All filler no killer. BRING US THE MAIN EVENT! |
Backstage, the greatest World Champion ever to lace up a pair of size 12s is checking his newly dyed hair in a mirror. He balls up his hands in two fists and begins shadow boxing, smiling a little as he does so and nodding to himself, sort of maniacly. He fixes the bow on the front of his cloak and grins the cheesiest of grins. He then elbows the mirror in front of him, shattering it into a million pieces and turns to face his two compadres.
Pugh: Follow our lead. Nothing alone. Don't be rash, don't do anything without our say so. We are one. All for one. One for all. We are HiiiPoWeR. C4 over everything.
Pugh slaps Mugen on the shoulder and spins Bobby Minio around to face the door. He continues his pep talk in Bobby's ear as the scene fades with him shoving Minio out of the door.
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