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We once again join Jacob Trance, he sits amongst his family. His index finger raised to his lips.

Trance: Ssssh.... I know you're all upset. I know you're scared and confused... But Tobin got what he deserved...


Jacob chuckles.

Trance: I am however, a fair man oh yes I am! So I have a little proposition for those that make the decisions around these parts...

Jacob looks off to the right before returning his eyes to the camera.

Trance: I propose this... If Matsuda is able to defeat me then I will take him on... No disqualification and of course my Family will not come to ringside to help me, even though I haven't required their assistance yet.... And naturally my title would be on the line.

Jacob smiles.

Trance: Of course as part of my bargain I would like to hand pick title matches for my Family members... No string attached... OCW I don't want an answer tonight... But I will give you one week... The ball is in your court Mr Sensation... But there are other worlds that don't belong to you!

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OCW Consequences 2008

 

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We return from a commercial break, to the arena crowd focused on the Xtron, it appears the cameraman is focused on a door that is slightly ajar, from inside a voice can be heard, the camera edges closer to the door, and quietly nudges the door further open, and the back of a familiar character can be seen, sat cross legged on the floor, next to an old green sack, with something hanging on the wall infront of them.

Cut-Throat : Look at it up there, it be me finest bounty to date.

He turns his head towards the sack, and speaks as in deep conversation with it.

Cut-Throat : Aye, I remember that, but it not be giving me bragging rights, we stole it from a sleeping baby remember.

He waits, listening intently as if the sack is replying to him

Cut-Throat : No, it be even more beautiful than that! Look at it!

The camera edges closer to try and focus on the obect of which he speaks, a mask can be seen hanging on the wall.

Cut-Throat : The mask of Crossbones himself, and I took it, me, they said it couldn't be done, but I did it.

He again turns to the sack.

I know it was close, and it was not without harm.

He holds his thumb up towards the sack, and it can be seen that his thumb is secured in a homemade splint of lollipop sticks and ducktape

Cut-Throat : T'was almost a disaster, I almost lost me 'Dolittle thumb'.

He nudges the sack with his foot

Cut-Throat : What do ye mean 'what is a 'Doolittle thumb'?

How can ye not remember?

This thumb be letting me control the animals, like the wizard Dr,Doolittle ,can ye not remember the first lesson ole Cannonball Jones taught us when we were adrift on that raft?

Cut-Throat : Let me remind ye...

Cut-Throat stands up and removes the mask fro mthe wall, he stands facing the the sack, and clasps the mask in both hands, he looks deep into the eyes of the mask and begins to reminiss.

Cut-Throat : Japanese merchants slammed two cannonballs into our side, Chief.....

48 men went into the water

Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer.

Very first light, chief. The sharks come cruisin'. So we formed ourselves into tight groups.

You know it's... kinda like 'ol squares in battle like uh, you see on a calendar, like the battle of Waterloo. And the idea was, the shark goes to the nearest man and then he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark would go away. Sometimes he wouldn't go away. 

Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes.

You know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.

Y'know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men! I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand!

He looks down angrily at the sack

I know I said 48 men went into the water, it's for dramatic effect!! Who be tellin' this story, me or thee!!!

He again looks at the mask, but this time he drops to his knees.

I don't know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin' chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Hokkhand Robinson, from Cleveland. 

I thought he was asleep, reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up and down in the water, just like a kinda top. Up ended.

Well... he'd been bitten in half below the waist.

Noon the fifth day, a Lockheed Ventura saw us, he swung in low and he saw us. And three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and start to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened?

Waitin' for my turn.

And in tha time, frightened as I was, the sharks kept circlin' and ole Cannonball screamed at me, 'THE THUMB, THE THUMB!'

He screamed over, and over, and over, he screamed so loud I thought me ear drums were gonna burst.

Then it happened, just as the plane was comin' down fer me, a dorsil fin appeared, heading fast for my position, 15 footer atleast...I'd given up, I had not the energy to fight no more, just as old white got me in her gaze, Cannonball leapt off the rickety raft behing me, and grabbed the shark's fin with his left hand, he raised his right arm high into the air, fist balled, and screamed 'DOOLITTLE'!!

I looked on in bewilderment as he straightened his thumb from his fist, and swiftfully and powerfully thrust it into the water, and forcefully inserted his thumb straightinto the sharks anus.

Again he looks at the sack

I know that sounds insane and impossible, but I swear to all the gods, the shark went instantly to sleep, floating lifeless in the water!!

Cannonball had saved me life , and I be ever indebted to him.

Ever since then, when I have been attacked by a wild animal, I pin it down, and BANG ,the 'Doolittle thumb'..and make me escape.

Cut-Throat : That's how Cut-Throat once put an entire pack of Wolves alseep in under 90 seconds!! THE LEGEND CONTINUES!

Just then the cameraman nudges the door, and it catches the attention of Cut-Throat, and also startles him slightly.

Cut-Throat : A bear! Quick, DOOLITTLE!!

He raises his arm into the air, splinted thumb extend, and starts to run towards the door, as the cameraman flees in horror at the prospect of what would befall him if caught.

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i...I ..literally have no words.

The Legend Continues.

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