Rhyme Tyme are in the large cafeteria in Manhattan Mall with their full entourage taking up a portion of the seating. Buddy Burns and Y.S.L. sit directly across from each other, cracking jokes like it's lunchtime circa 1999.

Buddy: Ninja Please! At least my eye hasn't gone on vacation in another state.

Y.S.L.: Oh yeah well it can still see that you ain't getting on no rides in Matsuda land b.

Buddy: Yeah right.... your eye is lazier than a fat chick in gym class.

Y.S.L.: What?! You da size of something a fat chick in gym class just shat out.

Everyone turns and looks at a rather obese lady with 4 chins standing in line for food.

Buddy: I thought that was Aries for a second.

Y.S.L: It might be...you should go ask to breast feed...you are the size of a large newborn.

The Great Yellow Hope makes a face as if he's teething nipples.

Buddy: Still got jokes b...I bet you could be a poster boy for Illuminat's all seeing eye.

Y.S.L.: Ninja Please. You ghostwrite for the S-Bomber!

It seems like the entire cafeteria look at Y.S.L. with utter disbelief. Buddy's feelings look seriously hurt.

Buddy: That was messed up son.

Y.S.L.: My bad b, I got a little carried away, I take dat back, you ghostwrite for Young Thug...yeah Young Thug.

Buddy hesitates then nods in acceptance.

Buddy: We coo' we coo'. Just answer me this....

Y.S.L: Wha?

Buddy: When Crossbones says "Hoist The Colors" do you go "Eye, Eye Captain" or just "Eye, Captain"?

Y.S.L. gives Buddy the finger and evil smile like a older brother as the camera fades with everyone enjoying

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Chill!
	SMYTHES A SAINT DAMMIT!

The Crew vs Ragnarok

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Holy crap!
	Didn't see that coming!

Medical personnel are attempting to bring Eerie Sunshine to an ambulance but are facing heavy resistance. Anna Mosity is helping her fend off two EMTs while she tries to duck tape her abdomen. Anna pulls a metal flask out her shirt pocket pops the lid, takes a swig and hands it to Eerie.

Anna: Take this...

Eerie: Bitch...ugh...ah...ah you holding out, I needed this like 2 hours ago, ahugh.

Anna: But your ribs weren't broken two hours ago.

Anna decks the male EMT out cold, the female EMT is now tending to him instead of Eerie.

Eerie: Your...ugh...point.

Anna grabs the flask back from Eerie, it's now empty. She puts it back in it's home and helps Eerie finish wrapping duct tape around her waist.

Anna: Big Foot is gonna f*ckin' pay. I'mma break that bitch like broke every bitch in D-Block.

Eerie: Berfa...Ughh...hhhuh...legit savage AF.

The camera fades with Betty Ford making their way to their bikes and probably the closet bar.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	What a tough Old Bird!
	Ironside!

Nathan Carter vs Ryu Matsomoto

The camera pans to the announce team.

	What a manuever!
	Outta No where!

Backstage Drago Cesar is walking with his North American title over his shoulder and a huge smile on his face. His smile turns into an intense look as the camera zooms out to show directly in front of him his North American title contender Smythe D. Wonder accompanied by Blue Diamond. Blue stands directly in front on Drago while Smythe is a step back. It looks like a boxing match standoff between Blue and Drago.

Smythe: Crocodile Hunter!!!

Drago: Ah yes, Smythe the Sperm Whale!

Smythe: Did you hear the good news? You, me, Certified Greatness for old glory. You must be estatic.

Drago: I was not entertain. I've beaten you before, I would hope you learn your lesson from last time!

With that Blue Diamond slaps Drago in the face. Drago whips his head and looks right into Blue's eyes. Drago of course would never hit a woman, Smythe is taking full advantage of this fact.

Smythe: I would definitely watch how you address me right now. She's ruthless. What if I told you Drago that that title, old glory, holds a lot of significance in this company and it's very important that I take it from you at Certified Greatness.

Drago: I would tell you to get in line with the rest of the prey that I've hunt. Drago is champion. Drago is invincible, Certified Greatness is an important night for you. For Drago, it's just another Bloody Sunday.

Blue slaps Drago again. This time Drago tries to get around Blue. But the narrow hall and Blue Diamond's persistence keeps her between them. Drago digs inside his vest, about to pull out The Net, but something tells him not to.

Smythe: Drago... Old Glory is the ticket to the OCW World Championship. Holding that title is the real Future Investment clause. Once you hold that title you become the next in line for the strap. The strap that rightfully belongs to me. I can do what Parker did. But it will never be justified without holding the key to the castle. Old Glory is my truth that says I'm still the greatest. So unfortunately for you you are in the way of something that I am destined to have.

Drago: Your dream and ambition fall on deaf ears Sperm Whale. Whatever prey is in my way I will hunt, champion, legend, doesn't matter to me. If I have key to castle......Who say I can't eventually be king?

Drago finds a chair nearby and sits on it. His expression changes to that of a royally arrogant one.

Drago: King in de castle, king in de castle! I have a chair! Oh go do this, go do this!

Drago laughs a bit and stands up. Smythe's eyes clearly show that he's getting irritated with the hunter.

Smythe: Consider this my nice warning Drago. Give old glory to me and go win the OCW World Title. This is your time, because after you win it I won't be far behind. Then you will see exactly what I can do.

Drago: I don't fear you Sperm Whale. This championship is here to stay with me! You want this thing, you're going to have to pry it from my cold, dead hands! I AM INVINCIB-

Smythe just walks away from the scene and Blue slaps Drago a third time. This time Drago clinches in a fist and comes close to Blue's face. But she doesn't flinch at all. Instead she laughes and plants a kiss on Drago's cheek before backing away to follow Smythe. Drago wipes his cheek and smirks as the scene fades.