Nathan lays in the ring after a well fought battle with Illuminatti, who has already left the ring. Nathan shakes his head as Illuminatti's music blares throughout the arena.
Nathan doesn't look too happy, losing his match before Certified Greatness isn't going to be a very good morale boost. He uses the ropes to shakily make his way to his feet.
The crowd is all booing Nathan, and the few who had seemed to be on his side are clearly no longer.
Nathan looks around the arena, as if he is questioning everything. He finally decides to exit the ring, but doesn't go up the ramp; instead he slides out right in front of the announcers table.
He asks for a mic, and when he is handed one, he begins to pace outside of the ring. Back and forth, in front of the announce team.
Nathan Carter: "Credit where credit is due...Illuminati, you got the best of me tonight. I'm not going to make excuses, or find a way to make it all 'better', facing facts, right here, right now...I lost. But I hope I got the point across, the THIRST is real! Remember that while you limp back to your locker room."
Crowd cheers!
Nathan Carter: "But I will not lose this Sunday at Certified Greatness! I will become the second person to beat Matsuda for the EX Division Championship. While I haven't won every match, I have still been here every week, unlike someone!
Nathan CarterI will not accept losing to man that can't even bother to show his face! I may have lost tonight, but Matsuda, I know you're watching, and you know that I am not going to be an easy lay. Tonight was just a taste of what I have in store for you!"
Nathan Carter: "Now, I am very, very sad. What does Nathan Carter do when he gets sad? He gets violent! Extremely violent! That brings me to you, Scaggs!
Nathan Carter:You had some choice words for me last week, after I was nice enough to take the time out of my schedule to give Stacy Clark a makeover. Who, by the way, has probably realised she needs to thank me by now. I gotta say, I'm still in a giving mood, you know what I mean?"
Nathan leans over on the table and gets right in Scagg's face, he puts his hand on his cheek and stares into his eyes. This is enough to keep Scaggs from seeing the two leather clad referees pop up from behind the barricade and grab him. Big Al scurries away, but he isn't the one they want.
Nathan directs traffic, the two ex officials throw Scaggs into the ring, while Nathan grabs at something under the ring. Scaggs is helpless in the ring when Nathan slides in, holding those damned hair clippers. He holds them high above his head in his left hand, while his mic is still in his right...
Nathan Carter: "I lost tonight, but damnit, I'm still going to have some fun! And yes Scaggs, at your expense. Are you feeling the fade today? Or would you like something a little similar to what Stacy got last week?"
The crowd boos as Nathan gets closer to the subdued Scaggs! He drops the mic and takes the clippers in the other hand. Carter then leans in to whisper something in his ear...
Nathan Carter: "This one is for Brian and Kalix."
Nathan leans back just enough to give Scaggs a kiss on the forehead! He holds the clippers up high and turns them on to a cascade of boos! Just when Nathan is about to commit another border line crime.
the Xtron flickers on and music begins to play from the ramp!
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Our Hero paces around the ring before he nonchalantly grabs a microphone. Given the situation you would think he would want to work a little faster, but such is life when you are Sensational!
Our Hero: Ok creepshow, put down the clippers and step away from my Scaggs!
Our Hero: And while you're at it take Uncle Jessie and Uncle Joey with you.........DISGRACE!!!!
The Crowd Cheers as Carter lets Charles go who quickly mouths THANK YOU, to Our Hero and scurries back to the announce table a not to pleased Carter Hisses at Charles! Our Hero does not approve of this!
Our Hero: I mean really Nathan, just what the hell is wrong with you? You got your head so far up your ass you just took an L to Ryu...RYU......he's hot GAR BAGEE...
The crowd laughs!
Our Hero: I kid the Pink Spider, he is Matsuda's greatest rival! And thanks to you his losing streak is over, so YAY to that!
Our Hero: But lets face facts by being felled by one such as Ryu, maybe I should rethink this whole Matsuda vs Carter at Certified Greatness!
The crowd breaks into a mixtures of cheers and boos, Nathan is livid he begins to pull at his locks in anger.
Our Hero: I mean it's no secret I am not a fan of the Wolves! But it's not for reasons you might think. I mean earlier today I had to scold Tre Golden for writing on my white board, and last week you cost me at least 100k in Therapy/Hush money for my dear Stacy Clark, which by the way Carter, makes you a huge dick!
Our Hero: I can say dick, its my show!
The Crowd Laughs
Our Hero: You wolves run around making trouble, and getting your asses kicked....hmm actually lets keep Matsuda vs Carter on for Certified Greatness. While I think Matsuda stinks. Him kicking your teeth so far down your throat you will have wipe your ass to brush your teeth; makes me smile on the inside!
Our Hero: Now please leave sir.
Nathan once again hisses, but this time at Our Hero who is slightly taken aback. Nathan and his compatriots begin to walk up the ramp as Our Hero begins to speak once again.
Our Hero: Now then I wanted to address this whole Sean McGee Situa..
Mr.Sensations mic is cut off as the Arena goes pitch black. The crowd is slowly growing into a fevered pitch as you can hear Mr.Sensation audibly calling for the lights. The Xtron Flickers on.........
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As the video concludes the lights turn back on with Mr.Sensation in the middle of the ring swarmed by OCW Staff. You can hear him yelling about who is he going to fire in the Production Truck. Through the bravado of it all you can see that this is not actually part of the show and that Mr.Sensation is genuinly concerned.
The camera pans to the announce team.
Thanks for the save boss, between Carter and these Transmissions I don't know whats worse! and Thanks AL!
You're Welcome I had your back I was just advancing in the opposite direction. And now a public service annoucement!
The Xtron Flickers On!
The camera pans to the announce team.
That was insightful!
I know what I'm doing tonight!
The arena turns it's focus to the Xtron as it flickers to life , and the OCW champ fills the screen
Parker : Sean McGiggles , I just want to give you a little pep talk before your match tonight champ, oh , sorry , I'm the champ , I forgot , how silly of me.
Which must make you the chump , anyway..chump....keep your pecker up tonight little Sean , in victory or defeat ,keep that chin held high....
Parker : Personally, I really, REALLY think you really want to re-think this path you're on Sean , this ludicrous chase of me...as if you aren't careful , the chase is all you will be remembered for, because this prize [he points to himself] , this prize will bury you.
Parker : Not 2 weeks ago, I offered you an 'out' , something to put you out of your misery...I told you to walk away , give it up , get a new hobby , or a dog..just do ..something else , before I turn you into the 'shoulda, woulda, coulda' contender that time forgot.
Parker : I made you that generous offer , and how did you repay my generosity? By rushing the ring last week , interrupting me as I burned Spider's legacy in my very hands , and you tried to put your hands on me.
Parker : Let me educate you once more Sean , when I make you an offer, you do NOT refuse it , you see , I am the king here , top of the food chain , the alpha of the group , I am your Bowser , your Shang-Tsung , your M Bison.....
Parker : I am at the head of the table, and whilst you are scratting around for a morsel to fill your belly , and when I offer you a crumb...you take it , with a smile on your face and a glint in your eye..and then you say 'please sir, can I have some more?'
Parker : And after I've slapped you in the mouth for being a pig , I'll put you out of your misery , with a smile on my face, and a glint in MY eye.
Parker : You see Old Yeller, what I'm trying to say is , don't hunt what you can't kill , don't bite off more than you can chew, and Certified Greatness, well, that's your woodshed , and I'm putting you down.
He makes a shotgun motion towards Sean
Parker : Champ...out....
The screen cuts off as the show goes to commercial
The camera pans to the announce team.
What a confident son of a bitch!
That's your a Hall of Famer a Legend, CHARLES show some respect!
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The camera pans to the announce team.
Good god ole mighty!
As Bob as my witless, he is broken in halves..eses.
