The camera pans back to Sid Harrison and Kassie who are sitting silent in in the loveshack. Both of them just watching the tv as they replay the 3 count over and over again without exchanging words.
The door kicks open as "We are the champions" begins to play as Austin Lee walks in
Austin Lee: "#I PAID MY DUES!!!!! COMMITTED ALOT OF CRIMES AGAINST FLUFFY PEOPLE!!!!"
Kassie jumps up in tears of joy.
Austin Lee: "#WHAT THE!......What the hell are two doing in there?"
Kassie: "Austin you should come in. You could do with relaxing after that match."
Sid interrupts Kassie.
Sid Harrison: "Like I keep telling you, you don't invite yourself into my love shack. You have to get invited!"
Austin Lee: "#I AM THE CHAMPION MY FRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEENNNNNNDDDDDDSSSS"
Austin Lee goes to the beer fridge and grabs multiple cans for himself. He then stands on his hoverboard and cracks the beers open and begins to pour them on himself chugging them and tossing them to the side.
Kassie: "I am so proud of you."
Austin Lee: "#NO TIME FOR LOSERS BECAUSE # I AM THE MARVELOUS ONE!!!!!!"
Suddenly "All bye myself" by Celine Dion comes on through the stereo. Sid Harrison sits in his love shack all by himself looking at both Austin and Kassie.
Sid Harrison: "#Allbyemyself."
Austin Lee: "#DON"T KILL THE VIBE!!!! GET OUT AND GET A #LEEWISER!!!"
Kassie: "This song really makes me sad."
Austin Lee: "#DON"T MAKE ME OPEN A CAN OF LEEWISER ON YOU LIKE I DID TO KD!"
Kassie gets up and pulls out the plug from the wall.
Kassie: "There we are."
Sid Harrison: "#Jerks."
Sid Harrison finally gets out of the love shack and goes to grab a towel. He takes a seat next to both Kassie and Austin.
Sid Harrison: "You did well, maybe now it's time we take care of the RagaSOMETHING"
Austin Lee: "#HEEEERRRREEE COOOOOMMMMEEEESSSS THHHHHHEEEEE RRRRRRAAAANNNNNEEEEE
Austin going back to the fridge and collecting more beer and throwing Sid a beer before he begins to chug two more himself spilling more then he is drinking.
Austin Lee: "I AM STARTING TO SEE WHY YOU ALWAYS YELLED THIS IS AWESOME!!!!! BUT MY DEAR FRIEND THAT WILL JUST BE THE START! # # # # # # # # # # # # # *takes a deep breathe so he doesn't blow up* # # # #! ... MY FRIEND THIS IS THE START OF SOMETHING MARVELOUSE #SLASH CLASSY!!!! WE WILL RID OUR SELFS OF THE raGAYCOMUNITY!!! SID LETS GIVE THESE PEOPLE A TEAM TO BE PROUD OF.....
Sid standing up and extending his fist to Austin who responds with a fist bump*
Austin Lee: "Maybe you should put more clothes on first before we actually start teaming up tho bro...."
*The camera fades to black as Austin begins to pour beer all over Sid in Kassie*
The camera pans to the announce team.
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Haha rock on! |
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BOOOOO |
???: NOT AGAIN! NOT AGAIN!
The camera pans around the corner, the camera man practically sprinting to keep up with whoever his target is. Just as he turns the corner we see the back of Tobin Frost barreling through the side door to the back alley where The Monster spends some of his free time. The door slams against the back wall.
Tobin Frost: WHERE IS HE YOU SICK FREAK!
The camera man brings the camera closer, stepping through the doorway and into the moonlit back alley. When he settles and the camera focuses back in we see Tobin Frost standing all alone next to a lit garbage fire. There's something floating above the trash can, just out of reach of the lapping flames.
It's a piece paper that reads:
"Sammy's just fine, but come looking and that may have to change"
- T.M.
Just as Tobin is able to finish reading it, the paper falls further towards the flames and disintegrates entirely.
A quick turn around reveals that it had been suspended by an intricate series of ropes that were attached to the back door and lowered just close enough to the fire to sap enough of the ropes integrity to have it succumb to gravity, snap, and burn whatever physical evidence Tobin could have gotten his hands on to ash.
Tobin quickly turns around, puts his game face on, and heads back inside in a quiet rage. What else can he do? He still has to wrestle next.
The camera pans to the announce team.
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That god damn cowardly Monster! |
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How dare you, speak ill of The Monster, he is OCW's greatest Tactician! |

Tobin Frost vs Pugh vs Sean McGee
The camera pans to the announce team.
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He stole that! |
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It's only stealing if you get caught! |
After a week long commercial break we pan to intensive care where Betty Ford are standing around (more or less). Anna Mosity is still wearing her neck brace, it's accumulated even more alcohol and tobacco stains. It's nearly full camouflaged neck warmer now.
Eerie Sunshine is sitting on the floor like a vagabond holding a open flask against her damaged ribs. They are outside the door where medical personnel are examining Odessa Ebony.
Eerie: You see how her head hit off the metal floor, that was brutal. *burp*
You can hear Odessa Ebony screaming at the nurses and doctors from the other side of the door. It's difficult to receive medical treatment when you think and possibly are smarter than those trying to treat you.
Anna: Yeah I wish it was us who broke that bitch dough.
????: But we did break that bitch!
A dominating female figure is suddenly standing beside Betty Ford. Very wary of another Bertha Stigglitz attack Eerie and Anna muscles stiffen. It's not Bertha, but Amazing Pine, the first female graduate of the well respected Pine Dojo in Japan. The returning bombshell has a large comical smile on her face, which is quite horrifying.
Amazing Pine: I wouldn't be back fighting the good fight if you guys didn't drag me out my hibernation. HAHAHAHAHA!!!
The jovial giant gives Anna a pat on the shoulder than nearly sends her into the wall. The large women obviously doesn't know her own strength.
Eerie: Yeah we did get on some straight master plan type ****.
Anna: True true...now we just need to deal with Bertha.
There's a slight awkward pause, then with all her muster Amazing Pine shouts.
Amazing Pine: Big Bertha...I'm coming for you NUCCA!!!
She crosses her arms like an untalented rapper from the '80s, she gives another gruesomely goofy smile. The camera fades with Amazing Pine being amazing and Betty Ford patiently waiting to spit in the face of Odessa Ebony when she exits.
The camera pans to the announce team.
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Big Pine don't play that mess! |
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Looks like The Bombshell Division is on a collision course between The Amazing Pine and Bertha Stigglitz! |
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I am getting word, that...Oh my god!! It looks like The Steve and Versus are heading to the ring! |
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Bidness bout to pick up B! |
The Camera Pans To The Ramp!

The Legends of OCW pace around the ring, chants of WELCOME BACK, ring out for the Principle of VS High. Both men get that spark from being back in the OCW ring as The Manhattan Center is on there feet!
The Steve: Ya know something.....
The crowd roars in STEVE chants, The steve is taken aback at the love given to him from NYC!
The Steve: And that's why The Steve loves New York City!
The Crowd ROARS!!!
The Steve: But if you didn't notice a pattern lately, The Steve comes out, The Steve says a few words, then The OCW World Champion decides to put his hands on The Steve. But lets fast forward to last week, The Steve came out, The Steve said a few words, then the OCW World Champion decided to once again come out, only this time the result was far different!
The Steve: Roll that beautiful Sean Footage!
The Xtron Flickers On to show Sean McGee get taken down by a Patented "Dime Bag Drog-TM) courtesy of Versus!
The Steve begins to clap as Versus curtsy's!
The Steve: So CHAMP! I know you're tired from the Main Event but I think its time we even up the score, lets have ourselves a talk now!
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