The camera pans to the announce team.
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Is The Champ gonna come out? |
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Oh you know it! |
The Camera Pans To The Ramp!
McGee : Look everyone .... it's the two over the hill "hall of famers" who aren't worth the residue in the bottom of their bongs.
The crowd boo's at the joke.
McGee : I was going to just come down here and beat the sh!t out of the both of you ... but I was in the back and I was thinking about why two burn outs would want to come back to OCW after all these years.
McGee begins to walk back and forth as if contemplating the thought .
McGee: Steve ... you back for one of these ?
Sean dangles the World Heavyweight title just inches from The Steve's face.
McGee: You never did get one after all those years did ya Steve !!!
The Crowd boos loudly,The Steve's expression turns to one of anger as he prepares to speak .
The Steve : The Steve ...
McGee smacks the mic out of The Steve's hand and kicks it outside the ring.
McGee : NO ONE ASKED YOU TO TALK....YOU RAN YOUR MOUTH FOR FIVE GOD DAMN MINUTES...YOU CAN TALK AFTER I'M DONE !!!
Versus and The Steve look at each other and start laughing as they mock the tantrum McGee is throwing to the crowds delight.
McGee : That's funny .... huh ....
Crowd : YES ... YES ... YES
McGee : So will the ass whooping I'll give you Steve ... 10 times worse than the one Dupree gave you !!!
Sean throws the title over his shoulder before talking again. But before he can talk The Steve steps up and snatches the mic. The Crowd Cheers!
The Steve: You almost had The Steve upset with that crack about the OCW Championship Then I realized, with everything that's happened in the last few weeks, is that all you are is a scared little boy underneath all that bravado of being the angry big guy.
The Steve: You're scared that you're going to lose that belt that you're holding.
The Steve: You're scared that all you will ever be known as is a transitional champion..........
The Steve: A .... PAPER CHAMPION......Much like that guy right next to you (points to Dupree).
Dupree can be heard shouting *STILL KICKED YOUR OLD ASS*
The crowd goes OHHHH as Sean and Dupree are rightfully furious!
The Steve: And you're scared that you will lose the title to a legend like Versus or myself.
The Steve: You're scared of that most of all, because that will prove that as good as you are, and you are good, make no mistake, you will never be as good as those that came before you.
The Crowd Cheers as The Champ and the former Champ are livid!
The Steve smiles as Versus motions to speak. The Steve goes to hand Versus the mic but he declines. The Steve is confused!
Versus pulls a mic from his back pocket and Steve gives him a look
The Steve: You had that the whole time?
Versus: Um....yeah. Always keep a spare when you know you're dealing with a guy like McGee that has the mic skills of Helen Keller.
The Crowd Laughs!
The Steve: Touché.
Versus: Oh McGee, you adorable little puppy monkey baby, I know I've only been back a short time but I've already accomplished more today by taking a Hall of Fame caliber dump, than you have in your illustrious career blip of mediocrity.
Versus:
You wanna come out here and can't even keep it PG for the kids, ya had to cuss.
The Steve: For the kids!!
Versus: Why? Because in a matter of seconds, a vet climbed up into that noggin of yours, dropped $3.50 and purchased property. I'm a McGee land owner.
The Steve: Was it the baron wasteland I thought it was?
Versus: Worse, just brothels full of other puppy monkey babies in leather...that's screwed up dude.
(Puppy monkey baby chant is going on in the background, but not overwhelming)
Versus: Long promo short, you screwed with the wrong The Steve and for that you caught a dime bag. Ain't the first time it's happened, and it ain't gonna be the last but you know what.....you and shiny legs over there are spoiling for a fight! You got 2 and we got 2, so lets get some Safety Dance up in New York City!!!!
All 4 Men Square up to tussle as The Camera pans to the ramp!!
The camera pans to the announce team.
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Wait what is going? |
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I dont belive it! |
The Camera Pans To The Ramp!
The camera pans to the announce team.
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HOLY SHIT! |
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THE LANDSCAPE OF OCW HAS JUST CHANGED! |

Editors Note!
I really should change that graphic its 4 years old hahaha.
I've been waiting for 3 god damn weeks, and now its finally over. Much respect to Sean McGee and everyone else.
You may now plan LUTION ACCORDINGLY!
-J
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