Hardcore Championship
Young Ryan vs Damian Dark

We see the audience in the arena as they are watching the end of the previous segment on the screens, chattering and milling about. The camera pans down to ringside, where a commotion at the barrier draws the attention of the viewers and the crowd alike.

Suddenly, The One Man Revolution, Bobby Minio, bursts over the barrier with Versus dufflebag and gear in hand. As ringside personal begin to argue and bicker with Minio, he snatches a microphone from one of them, shoving them away before rolling into the ring, where he spikes Versus’ gear into the center of the ring.

Bobby Minio: Ho ho ho ho ho! Looky what I got here!

The crowd begins the boo, a large portion of the audience chanting “VER-SUS, VER-SUS, VER-SUS” in an attempt to drown Minio out. Unfortunately, they fail.

Bobby Minio: How’s that ol’ saying go? Uhhh, what is it? Oh! Finders keepers…

Bobby Minio: LOSERS STREAKERS!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Bobby Minio: OOOOOOOOBBY… MINIO! If you’re going to chant my name, at least finish the damn thing. I have to do EVERYTHING for you people.

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Bobby Minio: OOOOOOOBBY MINIO! WHEN ARE YOU GONNA LEARN?

It dawns on the crowd that this will go on all night, which leads to the collective, silent group decision to hold off on booing for a moment. Instead, they go back to chanting “VER-SUS”. Minio, in rare form, decides to ruin that too.

Crowd: VER-SUS!

Bobby Minio: VIOLATES THE WELLNESS POLICY!

Crowd: VER-SUS!

Bobby Minio: SUCKS OUT LOUD!

Crowd: VER-SUS!

Bobby Minio: FAILED BOTH A PISS AND HAIR TEST!

Again, realization washes over the crowd like a tidal wave. An aggravated silence overtakes the building, which can only satisfy the man in the ring.

Bobby Minio: … and now I will get back to speaking without rude interruptions.

Bobby Minio: Versus, I’ve got your dookieshoes, I’ve got your dookieshoes!!! and you’re not getting it back. You’re going to run around, in your skivvies, in your underoos, looking just a little bit crazier than I looked last week. Because you’re the crazy one. Not me.

Bobby Minio: You think because you’re all pals with Sensation, that you can just do whatever you want. Smoke whatever you want. Boy, you are crazy.

Bobby Minio: You think you can make a fool out of me, embarrass me in a company I helped keep alive when you were busy writing guest columns for High Times magazine. You are crazy.

Bobby Minio: You think the Inner Circle has a place in the OCW, a place in THE PURGE’S revitalized OCW… Brother, you really are CRAZY.

The crowd is beginning to buzz alive now, sporadic boos emanating from the crowd. The unphased Minio continues to pummel his opinions onto the microphone.

Bobby Minio: Reality check, Versus, or should I say… WAKE UP CALLLL! Your gear here? Just like your Inner Circle, just like your place in the OCW? Well Cheech, all of that… is about to go up. in. smoke. Neither you, or that old book club you call the Inner Circle, can do a goddamn thing abou-

As Minio continues, Versus explodes through the curtain and onto the stage. Wearing an ill-fitting Inner Circle t-shirt over his underwear this time, he begins running down toward the ring and Minio with a full head of steam.

Versus doesn’t look unhinge or out of control, but determined. Determined to get his gear back and determined to shut Minio up for good.

Bobby Minio: Not gettin’ your Duuukay back that fast, old man!

All in one fluid motion, Minio tosses the mic into the path of the approaches Versus, snatches the bag and the gear up and rolls out to ringside.

Just as Versus is reaching out to grab Minio’s arm, Minio vaults over the barrier, directly into the crowd that had gathered to boo Minio from within throwing distance.

Minio begins running against the tide of people, the crowd merging behind him and into the way of Versus. As Versus continues to attempt to chase his gear and his rival, Minio disappears into the crowd, before the screen fades into the next segment.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Man Bobby is such a jerk!
	You don't push a god damn lavamonster to the edge and not expect repercussions!

The Camera Pans To The Ramp!

Crowd goes wild. Brandon Falcone receives a huge pop.

Brandon: Everyone shut up!

Brandon's cheers quickly turn into boos.

Brandon: I'm trying to talk!

Brandon pauses dramatically while the crowd quiets down.

Brandon: I'm assuming you are all wondering who I am. The names Brandon Falcone.

Brandon: I may be new here in OCW, but I am nowhere near new to the wrestling world.

Brandon: I came here to show the OCW Universe what Brandon Falcone is all about. I will take on anyone, any time, any place. No questions asked.

Brandon: If anyone wants to try and cross my path on my journey to the top of OCW, you might want to think again.

Brandon: I came to bring the news about GNARKILL!

Brandon's music hits as he drops the mic and exits the ring with a sarcastic smirk on his face.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Well that was rude!
	Indeed!

We turn to the backstage area, where Jim Black is standing in front of the camera.

Jim Black: Folks, I'm Jim Black reporting for OCW, and I'm standing here with Drago Cesar.....

Jim turns to his left to find nothing there. He turns to his right and still finds nothing there. Confused, Jim scratches his head until he hears a growl.

He jumps a bit and looks toward his left side again, but this time lowers his gaze to find Bubba the Lion. Bubba sits there staring at Jim. The reporter doesn't know what else to do, so he starts questioning the lion.

Jim Black: So uh......It's Bubba, right?

Bubba nods.

Jim Black: How do you feel about Drago's loss to Tobin Frost last week?

Bubba does a slight growl. Jim Black, realizing that having an interview with an animal that doesn't speak English, throws his hands up.

It is then that we can hear a voice calling for Bubba in the distance. After about a minute, we see the resident animal hunter, Drago Cesar, catch up with Bubba. Jim Black walks closer to Drago.

Jim Black: Drago, how do you feel about To-

Drago shushes Jim as he pulls something out of his vest pocket. He reveals what looks to be a single strand of hair. Bubba's eyes widen.

Drago Cesar: Do you know what this is? This is hair from afro! Afro of Tretooth Tiger!

Jim Black: Why do you have part of his hair?

Drago turns to Jim with a look of enthusiasm on his face.

Drago Cesar: Because according to urban legend, his afro is source of his power! It hold many secret! I'm do testing on this hair, and I'm found traces of thing like hair spray, hair pick, dandruff, and most interesting thing of all........

Drago turns to the camera and does an extreme close up. He whispers as if he's telling an important secret.

Drago Cesar: This mystic white powder......If ingest, it grant user with magic powers! Maybe if I'm capture Tretooth Tiger, he will tell me all secrets about this powder!

Jim Black's jaw drops and Bubba smiles. Drago and Bubba walk off as Jim is still left stupefied. The camera fades to black.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Hahahahaha!
	I can't......

The Camera Pans To The Ramp!

Cobra stands in the ring to the crowd chanting. He signals his hands up and down to quiet the crowd.

Cobra- G-G-G-G-G

The crowd finished AC’s catchphrase.

Crowd-G-Unit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cobra- Nearly a month ago I was destroyed, both physically and mentally, by a deranged man. Hurt, broken, battered, I had nowhere to turn, and this man enjoyed every second my pain.

Cobra- This man cost me my once and a lifetime chance at Wrestlution 10, The man I speak of is, of course, none other than Xander Rane.

The crowd begins to boo.

Cobra- Calm down, he's is blushing at your kind gestures right now. Dr. H told me I might not be able to return to the ring.

Cobra - I trained everyday and busted my ass for this one moment. Just one chance to smack the Diddy Kong out of Xander!!!!

The crowd begins to cheer.

Cobra- Rane, one thing you must know is that I don't quit. I don't get to quit, cause I got three lives left g. So come on, bring your Michael Vick ass down here to the ring right now!

The Camera Pans To The Ramp

Xander Rane grins and spreads his arms out as if to hug AC and laughs when it is met by nothing but a shake of the head and a glare.

He just walks right around him and grabs a Mic from a crew member before coming back to face his recently returned rival.

Xander- Well if it isn't the dumbest motherf*cker to ever step foot in OCW! Now hold on, don't get mad, you had that insult coming after what you did to me last week.

Xander: I mean sure, we have a bit of a complicated relationship, but you attacked me at the WORST possible time and you know it.

Xander: Why couldn't you just come up to me backstage and say hi like a normally functioning member of society?

Cobra- Normal member of society huh? That's quite the statement coming from yourself.

Cobra: For days, I could barely move my neck because of you. Do you know how hard it was for me, knowing there was a very good chance that I would never he able to wrestle in front of all these people *pauses as he raises his Mic and the crowd roars in approval*again?

Cobra: You almost took that from me, and you come out here every week actin’ like a Billy Bad Ass.

Cobra: Am I really supposed to believe you expect me to hug your dogfighting,match-fixing scumbag behind?

As the crowd continues to rain their approval for Cobra’s words down upon Xander, the man himself does nothing but smile and raise his fivefingers to the sky.

As he counts down to zero, he makes a shushing gesture to all ofthe arena, who quickly change their attitudes from approval for Cobra to absolute disgust toward Rane.

Xander- *looking down at his finger* Well dookie, that didn't work as well as I thought it would huh? Anyway, Cobra, I hear what you're saying and I have a solid rebuttal for that argument of yours.

Cobra- What's that?

Xander- We both know, hell I had hoped, that it could've been a lot worse. Lemme ask you buddy, ya got anyone that looks up to you AC? Anyone who cares about you enough to visit you in that hospital I left you rotting in?

Cobra- Everyone in the unit, my family, my friends came to visit me.

Xanderr- That's real nice buddy, I'm happy for ya, really. Problem is, how do ya think those people would feel if you never woke up? That's the thing you don't realize Cobra.

Xander: Last week I corrected the fans on some of the assumptions they’d made about me. Now I need to clear something up for you. Did you ever wonder why I hated you so much?

Xander: Did you always just assume it was because Xander's a big jerk and he likes making you cry? I'll admit, I enjoy that a hell of a lot, but the real reason?

Xander: The real reason is that I hate you Cobra. I hate you because you and everybody else in the audience seem to believe this bullsh*t that you have 3 lives.

At this point, Xander takes his shades off and gets in Cobra’s face, apparently finally having decided to get serious about this confrontation.

Xander- Way back when I decided to first attack you, when I first decided that the man named AC Cobra needed to die, it wasn't because I saw something nobody else did.

Xander- It was because I saw exactly that. I saw a man who had done so much wrong in the year prior, who decided he could have another chance.

Xander- The fans, all you wonderful people in the audience, *he pauses just long enough for the crowd to realize that compliment was sarcastic*, decided to give him just that. Now what I want to know is what makes YOU so flucking special?!

Cobra looks confused and stays quiet

Xander- WHY DO YOU GET SECOND CHANCES?!? WHY DID YOU GET TO WAKE UP IN THE HOSPITAL?!?

At this point, Cobra realizes this is about something much bigger than the rivalry between the two and simply looks into Xander’s now red eyes with a bit of pity.

Xander- Why doesn't my mom get the same chance?

Cobra- Xander, I…..

Xander- Shut up, Cobra.

Rane lunges at Cobra and immediately clotheslines him out of the ring, following him and attempting to reach under the ring for a weapon to take out his frustrations with.

Cobra is able to regain his bearings just in time to bulldog his face right onto the chair Xander had managed to find underneath the ring.

He looked down at the man who’d both tortured him for months and yet now perhaps gained a semblance of pity and understanding from him. Not quite knowing what to make of this situation, he shakes his head and runs up through the crowd and watches the Rain Man as he slowly sits up against the steel steps and glares a hole through his head.
The camera pans to the announce team.

	I....I...don't...
	Just shut up.

Tobin Frost stands in front of the camera with no one else around. He looks intense with something he has to say.

Tobin: I’m here to say this once and one time only. What happened to Nate Ortiz was brought on by Nate. You see he proved himself to be no different than Sam. A liar and a fraud.

Tobin: When Dupree kicked his ass and was going to end him it was me who saved him. I avenged his loss and did it by myself.

Tobin: Fast forward to just a few weeks ago when I suffered a great loss and was he there to have my back when Sean and the Monster had me down. No he wasn’t and he was only feet away.

Tobin: He sat right in the back and watched that garbage go down.

Tobin: Then turn the page to last week and what happens. I just win against a man who has been mowing through the entire OCW roster.

Tobin: Nate comes out not to congratulate me, but to make himself feel better after coming up short again.

Tobin: Listening to him go back and forth with my brother it just boiled over and I just did what I had to do. I blew up the mountain. Now what Se…

Before Tobin can complete his sentence the camera hits the floor and all you hear is the sound of a fight. Tobin groans as he’s hit as does his attacker.

With the camera on the ground nothing is visible until a loud thud is heard and Tobin falls right into the camera frame.

His eyes are glazed over and blood trickles down his face. Following Tobin to the ground is a steel pipe that clanks as it hits the cement. Tobin doesn’t move. The scene ends as a big black boot stomps on the camera causing static to show on screen.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Who the hell was that?
	........hahahahaha

K'Dangelo vs Kwan Watts

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Good Grief!
	What a War!

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