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After a commercial break we find ourselves back at Matsuda Tower, bathed in the bright neon lights of the restless Shinjuku district of Tokyo, Japan. The camera takes in a gorgeous sweeping shot of the city before zooming into the executive suite--the cerebellum of the Matsuda Zaibatsu, where we are fortunate enough to bare witness to the Eternal Ex Division Champion sitting cross legged in his throne.
Situated with uncharacteristically serious composer, his hands sit folded in his lap and his Eternal Ex Division Championship Title sits on display on his desk. As he seemingly notices the camera behind his futuristic, metallic sunglasses, Our Benevolent Villain’s lips curl into his signature smirk, ask he motions with a finger for the cameraman to move closer.
The camera man does his best to oblige the Overlord, cautiously approaching him as if his presence made the atmosphere around him thick with menacing intensity.
Matsuda: Majin, Majin, Majin. Why are you so obsessed with me, old man? Don’t get me wrong, I really do appreciate it—seeing how much I admire you… well admired you. Up until Wrestlution 10, at least.
The villain lets out a confident chuckle, letting his nerve pinching words simmer for a moment before continuing with his diatribe.
Matsuda: You see Majin, last week, you didn’t give yourself enough credit. You aren’t washed up. You aren’t out of shape. Whether you want to admit it or not, you are as good as you have ever been. That wicked mind of yours is still ticking and you gave me a taste of what it was like in the good ol’ days.
Matsuda: And I don’t want you to devalue yourself, Majin. Because in doing so you devalue myself. You have no idea how well I’ve slept now that I’ve done it. Now that I KNOW.
The Villain removes his sunglasses with careful fingers, taking great care in not smudging his expensive lenses. He admires his reflection in the glass before violently tossing them across the room. They hit a window with a crash. And just like that his tone changes. Monotone, the madness had set in.
Matsuda: Thanks to you Majin, I know, they know, and most importantly YOU know that Matsuda would have been as good then as he is now, and though you brought your A-game to his stage, he’s still THAT much better than you. That much better than everyone you ever beat.
Matsuda: I’m sure that eats you up inside, doesn’t it Majin? That is after all what the late Jay Sensation wanted to prevent. A Hall of Fame legacy from being diminished to just another notch on this belt… this belt that I have held for so long and will continue to hold from now until the end of time.
Matsuda: So allow me to give you some advice, Little Notch. I know you are talking a big game because you are going through an existential crisis. In the farthest recesses of that mind of yours, you are asking yourself if you were ever good enough. Ever good enough to stand toe to toe with the villain. Ever good enough to beat the unbeatable. Well allow me to join the chorus of voices in your head telling you what you already know in your heart.
Matsuda: “No.”
Matsuda: I’m done with you. Go enjoy yourself in your old age. Go pick up some easy wins against that Danny guy then go die or retire, I don’t care.
Matsuda: And if that isn’t /sadistic/ enough for you, Mugen, if this isn’t the Matsuda you want to see on /your/ RIOT?
Matsuda: Go #### yourself.
The camera pans to the announce team.
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I'd never thought I would see the day when I called Matsuda a Pussy! |
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...HOW DARE YOU SIR, you call him the KILLER OF LEGENDS! |
The Camera Pans To The Ramp!
Drake pulls a mic out of his pocket as the crowd continues to chant " DOUBLE D'S." He walks around the ring and soaks up the cheers before clearing his throat.
Drake: Before I say anything, I want to let everyone here and everyone at home that Jook is alright. He sustained a neck injury from the attack last week but he wanted me to let everyone know that he's alright.
One half of the crowd starts to chant "WE ARE SOLDIERS" as the other half chants "IN JAH ARMY!"
Drake: NOW ONTO THAT BIG UNKNOWN BITCH THAT ATTACKED JOOK LAST WEEK..YOU PUT JOOKIE OUT OF ACTION BUT I'M STILL HERE!!
The crowd goes crazy as Drake takes his jacket off and tosses it out the ring.
Drake: Yeah, you're bigger than me but the bigger they are, the harder they fall. You a man right? SO COME SEE ME FACE TO FACE!
Drake stares down the ramp waiting for Mr. Unknown to make his way to the ring. The cheers turn to boos as Drake waits patiently.
Drake: I guess I got the juice now. I guess I'm the big man. I guess he afraid of this ass whooping he about to get. YOU WANT TO FIGHT, RIGHT? COME FIGHT ME BITCH!!
Suddenly the arena goes black and a loud noise is heard. The arena starts to fill with flickering cell phone lights. When the lights turn back on..
The Camera Pans To The Ring!
The arena fills up with boos as the unknown man looks down at Drake and starts to laugh. He raises his arms one more time before making his way up the ramp. The camera cuts to the announcer table.
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Who the hell is that giant! |
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I don't know but he doesn't like Jookie and Friends much! |
Mugen looks at the crowd from the D.A.M Skybox (Dorian Arnaud Memorial)and flashes a grin for them as mixed reactions rain down on him. He pulls a microphone out of his suit jacket pocket and taps it to make sure its on.
Mugen: Paul........Pugh. Paul Pugh is the only name on my mind all week. Pause.
Mugen chuckles for a moment and puts the microphone back up to his face.
Mugen: My old friend, you may be holding a shiny belt around your waist but.......with a snap of my finger I can change things. Can you?
Mugen snaps his fingers.
Mugen: Paul, you can claim that you are "the man" but can you claim some of the accomplishments that are now listed on my profile page on OCWFED.com? Please, producer show the graphic.
Mugen pulls out a folded piece of paper and a Gucci branded eyeglass case. As he points at the X-Tron, Mugen puts on the glasses and unfolds the list.
Mugen: So I am a.........
5 Time Future Investment Winner
15 Time North American Champion
16 Time Hardcore Champion and Contender
18 Time Ex-Division Champion
3 Time Future Hall of Famer
9 Time Tag Team Champion........
Mugen looks at the camera intently.
Mugen: With 3 different partners. True story.
Mugen looks back down at the paper.
Mugen: Also.....
20 Time Awesome Amazing Champion
6 Time TV & DVD Champion
3 Time Turmoil Champion
3 Time Best Selling T-Shirt on OCWFED Shop
Pulitzer Prize Winner for my autobiography that hasn't even been released yet. That's just how good it is.
Only person to defend his North American Championship 5 times in one night.
Nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize in Wrestling
Owner of New York's hottest new Michelin Star rated restaurant.
Owner and Ruler of Online Championship Wrestling.
Mugen puts the down and stuff it in his jacket pocket.
Mugen: And to top it all off, Leonardo DiCaprio is slated to play me in my upcoming autobiographical film along with Ariana Grande who will be playing Molly. Life is good but............
Mugen takes off his Gucci glasses and crushes them in his hands.
Mugen: But you know what's really crazy. This list is missing something. The World Heavyweight Championship and thats where you come in Pugh, old chap. You are the only person preventing me from completing my laundry list of accomplishments.
Mugen walks towards cameraman to get an extremely close shot of his painted face.
Mugen: Keep that belt warm for me. She's coming home with me soon.
Mugen steps away from the camera and starts raising his hands up and down in the air.
Mugen: Come on guys, I wanna hear you get louder! Tonight, I have given you some great matches and we still have the MAIN EVENT, Concussion or not Leonheart BE DAMNED!!!.
Mugen: Remember OCW Universe, I'm fair and I care. The Era of the Overlord is here, Mugen Season is now.
Mugen launches the microphone from the D.A.M Skybox as it lands with eerie precision dead center of the ring where it promptly shatters into a million pieces!
The camera pans to the announce team.
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That wasn't safe.... |
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You're face ain't safe! |


Sean McGee vs Leonheart
The camera pans to the announce team.
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Wow! |
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Thats a main event! |
WE NOT DONE YET, B!
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