???: Why is there holes in the walls in the bathroom stall?

The 2x OCW Women’s Champion Sophia is inside a crappy truck stop somewhere Northeast of nowhere. Her and Bombshell Original Eerie Sunshine have set out on a road trip to free Eerie’s best friend Anna Mosity from supposed imprisonment.

Eerie: I should be asking why you went in the men’s john…

Sophia: I didn’t have a choice...there was only one. Where the hell are we anyway?

Eerie: Hell if I know, I needed another pack and this was the closest spot. You should’ve let me take my bike, this electric car sh*t is for p*ssies…

Sophia: I often wonder if you have one…

Eerie: Oh you got jokes now, maybe they should have made bunk beds for you and Madison at the psych ward.

Sophia gives Eerie the side eye.

Sophia: Ha hardly. All you need is a few minutes trapped next to that chick to start catching a touch of the privileged entitled white girl craziness.

Sophia looks out the foggy truck stop window, wiping away some of the caked on residue to get a good peek.

Sophia: Jeezus we really are in the middle of east bumpf*ck, look at this character about to walk in here.

The bell chimes as the door opens. A slender fella enters, decked out in a cowboy hat and boots.

Eerie's head whips around.

Eerie: Well sheeeeeyet lookie here, Soph, a real life cowboy!

Cowboy: Uh… Afternoon ma'am, ladies.

Sophia: Wow! I dig the hat. (Sophia traces the brim of his hat with her finger) I've never worn one before…

Before Sophia can finish, Eerie snatches the hat off the cowboy’s head and tosses it to her.

Eerie: Just your luck, I found one right here! Try it on, bish.

Sophia tries it on while looking at her reflection in the window pane.

Sophia: Fits like a glove!

Cowboy: Hey lady, that's a special hat! The finest of felts and leather this part of the country!

Eerie tugs on his flannel shirt collar.

Eerie: Mmhm you can wear a special hat alright, although I prefer bareback, you see what I'm sayin’ Brokeback Busta?

The cowboy turns his face away from her, coughing from the smell of her cigarette and whiskey breath. Eerie looks down to see the card he has in his hand.

Eerie: Ah, and I see you've got a valentine for us, ain't you so thoughtful!

Eerie snatches the card from the man’s hand.

Cowboy: Hey give that back, that’s my beloved…

Eerie: You can beloved dee….

Instead of finishing her sentence she pulls out a marker and starts replacing the word “love” with “f*ck” on the card. She accumulates as much mucus as she can and spits into the open card, closes it up then stuffs it in the envelope.

Eerie: There. Signed, sealed, and delivert.

Sophia: Let's send it to Madison… Card fit for a ‘queen’, just the right amount of crazy with a dash of phlegm on the side.

The pair high five each other. The cowboy still stands between them, looking very awkward and dumbfounded.

Sophia: Oh! One last thing!

Sophia ruffles through her backpack and take out her Women's Championship belt.

Sophia: We gotta get a selfie with Belty and Mr. Rodeo here.

Eerie: Yaaaaas!

The pair pose on opposite sides of the poor cowboy. Sophia tips her new cowboy hat as she holds the belt close to her over her shoulder for its official close up. Eerie grabs the cowboy’s buttcheek from behind so that the camera snaps just as he yelps out loud.

The two women cackle loudly then both slap his ass and dash out the truck stop. Laughing and screeching, they hop in their fuel efficient Ford Fusion as the violated cowboy shouts obscenities.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Eerie is a bad influence!
	No you!

The Xtron Flickers On!

The camera pans to the announce team.

	I love it!
	......

DING DONG!

The doorbell of a palacial residence in the suburbs of who the hell knows, USA chimes as we join OCW Stalwart Trisha Waldrop as she stands in a driveway next to an early 90s Ford Bronco (white, if you're wondering).

She's conversing with her camera man as she waits for the door of the beautiful home to be answered. A few seconds pass. A few more. More still. She rings the doorbell again. Still no answer. She peers through a downstairs window as the camera man follows her.

Trisha: This is the house right Gus?

She looks at her cameraman who gives a sage nod. As she continues peering into the window, a figure looms into shot and peers through the window next to her for a moment - unnoticed by Trisha. He backs away from the window and gets in close to the interviewer's ear.

Pugh: ...can I help you lady?

Trisha almost jumps out of her skin as the Lightweight Champion of god's green World stands beside her wearing a robe, a trucker cap, a fanny pack and very little else. She extends her hand to him, as if to reintroduce herself

Trish: Hi Paul, its me Trisha... we're here to do the episode of in your...

Pugh: Lemme stop you right there lady... what are you doing on my property? Do you have a goddamn warrant? You!

He points at the camera

Pugh: Show me some credentials before I start shooting.

Pugh lifts up his robe to reveal what seems to be a holster strapped to his leg. Both Trisha and Cameraman Gus panic as we cut to commercial...

The camera pans to the announce team.

	That man is out of his mind!
	He's a good brother!

The Camera Pans To The Ramp

H2O: It's been awhile since I've been out here to talk The OCW Universe.

Crowd pops as H2O looks around embracing that warm feeling.

H2O: As you know, I've been under a great deal of stress lately in the past month. Ligermask has my parents held hostage and currently I've lost contact with them. Lost to Gentleman Jack last week.

The Light.. Heavyweight…Champion…Pepe Le Pugh.

Crowd laughs and chants Pepe, Pepe, Pepe as H2O shakes his head and signals with his hands to pipe down. As they settle down…

H2O: Do NOT give that so called champion any light by chanting for that disgusting man. There's not enough Listerine in this world to gargle your mouths out after mentioning that stinking champions name!

H2O:I thought he was a man. I thought he was a fighting champion. I thought he was going to raise the bar in the Light Heavyweight Division. All he did was just crapped himself and ran his ass out after getting a taste a what…. Greatness… really is. All he did was continue Jookie’s legacy.

Crowd chants H2O. As his confidence begins to radiate off of him. He walks over to Heathe rAngelo and puts his arm around her shoulders.

H2O: Certified Greatness The OCW U will witness the Past Present and Future all in one match, all in one ring, all in one night. You will get all of me… H2O!

H2O winks at Heather and turns his attention towards the ramp.

H2O: Now I had a match versus AC Cobra tonight but due to stormy weather he couldn't make it tonight. Therefore, I'm calling out Ligermask one last time tonight. You may have ignored my calls last week. But now I'm calling you out in front of thousands of fans. Show how much balls The Purge have now. Step out here and settle this here tonight!

H2O throws the mic out of the ring and takes his leather jacket off and taunts Ligermask to come out.

The X-tron flicks on….

Lacy: Oh Harvey, Harvey, Harvey… Sorry to burst your bubble, but LIGERMASK is all done entertaining your nonsense.

A small smattering of boos as the OCW Universe wanted to see this matchup.

Lacy: And to be complet… complet… 100% honest, The PURGE as a whole is tired of you and your lame jokes and sly comments. And when The PURGE is done, finished, kaput with someone or something…..

Lacy begins to cackle like she’s the wicked witch of the west

Lacy: We bring out…. THE END!!!!

H20 vs Dimsmore

Sean “BUFFNESS” McGee is in one of disclosed room backstage doing whatever it is that savages do. An unidentified caller comes across the screen of his smart phone, he doesn’t hesitate to answer.

BUFFNESS: Who the hell is this?!

????: Betterness you pleb. Stop freaking ducking me!

The camera goes into a split screen showing them both on their smart phones at different locations.

BUFFNESS: Tell me where you’re at and I’ll gladly break your other arm.

Dupree: That’s not how it works! You will not touch me again, I’ll me doing all the touching. Like reaching into your roided up tets and pulling out your freaking soul!

Tibby makes a hand motion as if ripping someone’s heart out.

BUFFNESS: You’ve always been all talk Dupree. Always talking about your Ambition, always talking about how you're better than everything and everyone.

BUFFNESS: I ain’t the one for talking and you know that. I’m the one for breaking bitches like you in half.

Sean makes the hand motion of crushing someone.

Dupree: Of course a neanderthal like you who can only resort to grunts and picking things up, then putting them down. Freaking cunt-snot...I remember the day you arrived in OCW Sean.

Dupree: See I know who you are deep down...you will always just be a runt rookie from Jersey riding on the coattails of Ambition to someone like me.

BUFFNESS: You want to bring up the past. I can do that too. I remember last year this time you were just a bitter diva looking to fit in with true savages like me and Cody.

BUFFNESS: When DEEP down you were always the primadonna bitch you’ve always been.

Visibly frustrated.

Dupree: So it wasn’t me shoving knees down your gullet at The Clash?

Dupree: That was until you went caveman and tried to break my stroking arm. For you to have any kind of self respect and integrity is like Gentleman Jack having an intact dirt button.

Tibby cracks his classic half smile.

BUFFNESS: What the f*** is a dirt button?

Dupree: Gentleman Jack.

BUFFNESS: Who the f*** is Gentleman Jack?

Dupree: Exactly.

BUFFNESS: This has gone on long enough, I was expecting a call from a different kinda bitch on Valentine's Day. Cash me outside…

McGee hangs up the phone and crushes his can of Buffblaster. Dupree isn’t happy and looks over at TKF.

Dupree: How ‘bout that.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	These 2 are going to kill each other!
	No but seriously what is a dirt button?

* Kat is seen outside her dressing room in the corner with her head down. Stacy Clark walks up and hands her a tissue. Kat looks up and grabs her by the throat.*

Kat : Why do you give me a tissue as if I were crying ? I'm a grown woman and don't cry .
My head was down because I was tired and thinking. A woman who has been here as long as you have should have known that.

* Kat releases her grasp as Stacy coughs uncontrollably. *

Kat : Take this advice and message to every single woman here . Time for Kat to start a new/old streak of busting heads and taking names . Time to go from the bottom to top and it starts with one big win. So I'm calling out the former champ. C'mon Alex , your defeat will be uprising.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Kat making a statement!
	Kat better watch the tron!

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