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Madison hurriedly walks into the dressing room with a shopping bag as Dennis Black applies lotion to his beloved knees. She plops it on a coffee table and opens the bag.

Madison: 
Ok! So I just got this product from the store. The lady promised that it’s the strongest grade possible and should definitely get this green crap off of my face. Fingers crossed!

Dennis: Hopefully this time will do the trick!

Madison goes into the bathroom where she can be heard fiddling with plastic bottles and containers. 

Dennis: 
Did any get on your chest? Did you need help rubbing that?

Suddenly, growls of frustration grow louder, followed by an exasperated scream.

Madison:
 %$&@*!!!! It's not coming off!! IT’S STILL NOT COMING OFF!!

The bathroom door flies open and Madison storms out with the product in one hand and a washcloth in the other.

Madison: 
THIS SH*T!! THIS F**KING SH*T IS STILL STUCK ON MY FACE!! WHATTHEF*CK!! Look!!

Madison dabs more product onto the washcloth and demonstrates as she attempts to scrub her face again, this time more vigorously. 

Madison: 
SEE?? It's like some type of super goo!!

Dennis: What are you trying this time anyways? 

Dennis takes the bottle from Madison and reads the label.

Dennis: 
Madison… This is “Goo-B-Gone”...

Madison: I know what it is!! The lady recommended it to me, remember?? This is like, the fifth thing I've tried now and nothing!! 

Madison: That's it. I give up. I gotta make a call.

Dennis: Who are you calling?

Madison: I'm calling my physician. What if it's herpes?! I did come in close contact with Eerie Sunshine. What if it's a new strain of trailer park leprosy?! What if I need Valtrex?!!!

Dennis: I don't think that's a thing. We’ll get through this.

Madison: I look terrible. I mean, still better looking than the women of OCW. But I have higher standards. Ugh!

Dennis’s eyes followed the thrown product as it zipped by his head. The bottle smashed against the wall and fell to the floor with a thud.

The camera pans to the announce team.

HA!

Do you hate women or something or Just ANGELS LIKE MADISON? Mysoginist!

Road 2 Glory

The camera pans to the announce team.

Can I make a VRROOOOOOOM! Noise?

Please don't!

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Tobin Frost vs K.Dangelo

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The camera pans to the announce team.

That's one way to send a message!

Much easier ways!

After attacking Buddy Burns, Tripp Kik & Flipp burst into the SKWAD locker room celebrating. They are greeted with praise from their Entourage and immediately start popping bottles.

Tripp: That was wild bruh.

Kik: Yeah that’s what Buddy gets for making that diss song about us bruh.

Flipp: They made a diss song bruh?

Kik: Not yet but there were gonna, I could feel it bruh.

Tripp: I felt it too bruh.

Flipp: I think I feel it too now bruh.

Kik: Preemptive strike bruh.

Tripp: That’s a big word bruh.

Kik: That’s cus we doit big bruh.

Flipp: That’s what she said bruh.

TKF: BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

BBD Gable presents them 3 red Solo cups full of Bruhwiser as the camera fades to ringside.

The camera pans to the announce team.

Degenerates!

You are so rude!

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