
Madison hurriedly walks into the dressing room with a shopping bag as Dennis Black applies lotion to his beloved knees. She plops it on a coffee table and opens the bag.
Madison: Ok! So I just got this product from the store. The lady promised that it’s the strongest grade possible and should definitely get this green crap off of my face. Fingers crossed!
Dennis: Hopefully this time will do the trick!
Madison goes into the bathroom where she can be heard fiddling with plastic bottles and containers.
Dennis: Did any get on your chest? Did you need help rubbing that?
Suddenly, growls of frustration grow louder, followed by an exasperated scream.
Madison: %$&@*!!!! It's not coming off!! IT’S STILL NOT COMING OFF!!
The bathroom door flies open and Madison storms out with the product in one hand and a washcloth in the other.
Madison: THIS SH*T!! THIS F**KING SH*T IS STILL STUCK ON MY FACE!! WHATTHEF*CK!! Look!!
Madison dabs more product onto the washcloth and demonstrates as she attempts to scrub her face again, this time more vigorously.
Madison: SEE?? It's like some type of super goo!!
Dennis: What are you trying this time anyways?
Dennis takes the bottle from Madison and reads the label.
Dennis: Madison… This is “Goo-B-Gone”...
Madison: I know what it is!! The lady recommended it to me, remember?? This is like, the fifth thing I've tried now and nothing!!
Madison: That's it. I give up. I gotta make a call.
Dennis: Who are you calling?
Madison: I'm calling my physician. What if it's herpes?! I did come in close contact with Eerie Sunshine. What if it's a new strain of trailer park leprosy?! What if I need Valtrex?!!!
Dennis: I don't think that's a thing. We’ll get through this.
Madison: I look terrible. I mean, still better looking than the women of OCW. But I have higher standards. Ugh!
Dennis’s eyes followed the thrown product as it zipped by his head. The bottle smashed against the wall and fell to the floor with a thud.
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Do you hate women or something or Just ANGELS LIKE MADISON? Mysoginist! |

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Can I make a VRROOOOOOOM! Noise? |
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Please don't! |

Tobin Frost vs K.Dangelo
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That's one way to send a message! |
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Much easier ways! |
After attacking Buddy Burns, Tripp Kik & Flipp burst into the SKWAD locker room celebrating. They are greeted with praise from their Entourage and immediately start popping bottles.
Tripp: That was wild bruh.
Kik: Yeah that’s what Buddy gets for making that diss song about us bruh.
Flipp: They made a diss song bruh?
Kik: Not yet but there were gonna, I could feel it bruh.
Tripp: I felt it too bruh.
Flipp: I think I feel it too now bruh.
Kik: Preemptive strike bruh.
Tripp: That’s a big word bruh.
Kik: That’s cus we doit big bruh.
Flipp: That’s what she said bruh.
TKF: BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
BBD Gable presents them 3 red Solo cups full of Bruhwiser as the camera fades to ringside.
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Degenerates! |
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You are so rude! |
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