The Camera Pans To Chelsea Piers 48, Far removed from the Intrepid and the like of the Westside Highway. A Trailer stands on the curb attached to a pickup truck. The trailer itself looks fit for horses but we can see someone inside.

A homeless man covered in garbage leaps into the vehicle for warmth. In an instant an engine roars to life as the Pickup Truck and Trailer go crashing into the ocean. As the trailer slowly sinks to the bottom of the Hudson River the sounds of sirens can be heard as the coast guard rushes to the scene. As the homeless man covered in garbage doggie paddles back to the pier!

Fade to Blek

The camera pans to the announce team.

	First Versus now this!
	Coast Guards coming, relax!

Anna Mosity and Eerie Sunshine, more commonly known as Betty Ford are just about to get their night started. Eerie actually put on deodorant this time and Anna is wearing a bra for the first time in ages.

Eerie: Let’s go pick up Sophia and get this party poppin’.

She takes the Marlboro out her ear and pulls out her lighter and lights it.

Anna: What’s your thang with her anyway?

Eerie: What you mean, THANG?!

Anna: Damn I got you all in you fi fi’s didn’t I. You musta really missed me huh?

Eerie passes the Marlboro to Anna.

Eerie: I missed you like I miss chlamydia.

Anna: Is that some other bitch you tried to replace me with? Damn you get around ho.

Eerie: Pot calling the kettle black, bitch. Soph is cool peeps, she can hold her liquor and knows how to kick ass.

Anna ashes the Marlboro and passes it back to Eerie.

Anna: She cool wit me, anyone that helps a sista out a tough spot is worth keeping around. But don’t you think it’s kinda fishy that it was her idea that you leave your bike and then suddenly that c*nt Madison blows it the f**k up?

Eerie: The only thing fishy is your vag…. Look she’s the one who suggested we break you out in the first place, Three of us can’t fit on my bike dumb dumb.

Anna: True, You Right!

The Disorderly Duo approaches the supposed parking space where the Betty Ford Fusion is. Instead they find a scruffy old man rigging it to a tow truck. Eerie and Anna immediately get in the man’s face.

Eerie: What the f**k is this! Where the f**k are you taking my whip?

Tow Truck Driver: Look I’m just doing my job lady. Somebody paid a lot of money to have this car towed.

Anna: Who in the hell would do some sh*t like that.

As if on the same thought process, they both look at each other and say simultaneously:

Betty Ford: Madison!

Tow Truck Driver: Now if you would excuse me.

He gives one final check to the rig then gets in his truck and starts to pull off.

Eerie: How can I be a ride or die bitch wit no damn ride...f**k!

The tow truck reaches the end of the street and stops at a red light. Suddenly the trunk pops open on the Betty Ford Fusion and a small crazed woman wearing a ballerina’s tu tu jumps out and starts to run down the street screaming.

Betty Ford turn around to see her run passed, stop back pedal and stand in front of both of them.

???: Don't talk about my daughter mutt, I might be on an oil rig in the middle of nowhere held captive but that doesn't mean your dusty ass can't catch these hands!

After breaking the fourth wall she takes off running again, Betty Ford look at each other but only Anna speaks.

Anna: Crazy Daisy...

The camera fades with them standing in the street watching their car get towed one direction and Crazy Daisy running the other direction.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	HAHAHAHAA
	What in the world!

The Camera Pans Backstage!

The camera pans to the announce team.

	An emphatic message has been sent!
	He is out for blood!

Scene opens with Leon and the old man, sitting at a table. The old man has one arm wrapped around his food, and the other shoveling it into his mouth. Leon stares at his food with complete disgust.

Leon: What is this?

Old Man: Food. Shut up and eat.

Leon: I'm not eating this slop.

Old Man: Slop? This is the balls my friend. This is chicken and waffles with a side of mashed potatoes...what's not to love?!

Leon: Waffles? Fried chicken? Peasant food, I won't eat it.

Old Man: Well sh*t...

The old man reaches over and snatches the waffle and pieces of fried chicken off of Leon's plate. Leon jumps back a little, surprised by the old man's quickness when stealing his food.

Leon: Poultry and a breakfast food? Together? Who the hell thought of that nonsense?

Old Man speaks without even looking up at Leon.

Old Man: Versus.

Leon: WHAT?!

Old Man: Yeah, a few years back, he came for a visit and saw what we were eating. He apparently made a few calls and got us a better menu.

Leon: This is a better menu?

Old Man: Oh hell yeah. Used to be just vegetables and miscellaneous meats. He still knew that we were prisoners, so he understood we were being punished. So he gave us these great foods, but kept out the key parts.

Leon: Like what?

Old Man: Chicken and waffles, no syrup. Chicken Parm, no marinara sauce. Peanut butter sandwiches, no fluff.

Leon: The hell is fluff?

Old Man: I don't know, but one day last year he made us all "fluffernutters" and served it with milk. They were the pretty much the greatest thing I've ever tasted. Next week, just peanut butter sandwiches. I've been sad about peanut butter day ever since.

Leon: Pathetic. Can we head back to our cells yet? I gotta get a plan together.

Old Man: Nope, we have commune time.

Suddenly the horn sounds, and people get up to throw out their plates. The old mans plate is spotless clean, completely finished. Leon, gives a bit of a side eye, but raises his eyebrows impressed that the old man could finish all that food.

Old Man: Come with me, I'll introduce you to my gamblin buddies.

Leon: Oh great, I can't wait to meet the Geezer Gambling Club.

The old man and Leon make their way over to a table with a group of people gathering to play in, and watch a card game. The old man walks up, and people pull over a seat for him. He sits down, and Leon stands behind him.

Old Man: (Speaking to the group) Let me introduce you to my friend here, he's new...

You suddenly hear a voice from just off camera...

Voice: Leon...funny seeing you here.

Leon's eyes widen in shock.

Leon: Sh*t.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Wait....
	:(

Mugen vs Dennis Black

The camera pans to the announce team.

	WHAT!!
	WOAH!

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