Its the night of Riot 463, and newcomer Cole Kappa is seen in the locker room seated in front of a TV broadcasting the event. The look on his face shows complete and total focus, as if he's studying whats going on in front of him. While he's watching he says something to himself rather quietly.
Cole Kappa: No more waiting.
He shoots up from his chair and makes his way quickly to the ring, snagging a microphone on his way there. He eventually gets to the ring, taking a few seconds to really take in everything around him.
He begins to speak.
Cole Kappa: Ladies and gentleman! my name is Cole Kappa, you don't know who I am quite yet, but don't you worry your pretty little heads about it because you will in due time. Now I can't really say that for myself about all of you but that's okay because let's be honest, I'm the important one here. You paid to see me I didn't pay to see all of you.
He takes a moment to look around again, and he resumes speaking.
Cole Kappa: I go by quite a few nicknames, but you can refer to me as "The Big Bad Wolf Of The OCW".
He cracks a slight smile
Cole Kappa: Because I'm gonna HUFF
Cole Kappa: And PUFF
Cole Kappa: AND BLOW THIS COMPANY TO THE GROUND.
He then laughs to himself a bit.
Cole Kappa: And right now, I'm just waiting on my first little pig. I'm sure there's someone sitting around back there who really wants to shut me up right about now. But now's not quite the time for that.
Cole Kappa: Perhaps.... Road To Glory? What better place to start my domination than on a high scale PPV like that? I guess we just have to wait and see..
Cole Kappa smiles arrogantly to himself before making his way up the ramp backstage.
The camera pans to the announce team.
That's one way to make an impression!
The only Kappa I recognize is Cappadonna!
A.C Cobra vs Sean McGee
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The camera pans to the announce team.
What velocity!
He will feel that in the morning!
The scene is set outside the DAM Skybox. We see Ernerd outside with his arms folded, staring at the camera. We see a pair of individuals walk toward the entrance. Ernerd gives them a look.
???: Hope you don't mind if we drop in.
We then hear a door slowly open to reveal Dragana with Johnny Law.
The camera pans to reveal Molly looking out the window, making sure that the show is going smoothly.
Molly: Everything's going along swimmingly...
The hunter's sister starts looking around the room. Molly turns toward the pair and her face contorts into that of an evil smile. Johnny Law walks up to her.
Johnny Law: Excuse me, but we're looking for Drago. I understand that we might not have the best track record, what with your bae ruining my face, you succumbing to The Net. But maybe you can find it in yourself to help us out and point us in the right direction.
Molly: Very funny Mr. Law.
Johnny stares at her for a few seconds, blinks, and shakes his head.
Johnny Law: I'm sorry, what?
Molly: If you think your little game is gonna work with me, you're dead wrong!
Johnny tilts his hockey mask upward and covers his face with his hand, taking a deep breath.
Johnny Law: Ok........Let's try this again. We are trying to look for Dr-
Molly walks to Dragana, who is looking under the couches. Dragana notices who's walking up to her and stands up.
Molly: I'VE FINALLY FOUND YOU DRAGO! I CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR TERRIBLE DISGUISE!
Dragana points to herself in confusion, Molly then starts pulling on Dragana's hair. This doesn't bode well with Mr. Law.
Johnny Law: The hell are you doing?
Molly: I'M GONNA TAKE DELIGHT IN SEEING YOUR BELOVED HUNTER SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE IN THE CUBE!!! Now if I can just remove this wig.....
Dragana pushes her away, her face turning a deep red.
Johnny Law: T-That's not Drago. That's his sister. Dragana.
Dragana reluctantly waves at her. Molly's eyes widen and she slowly turns her head toward Johnny.
Molly: HOW. DARE. YOU TAKE ME FOR A FOOL!!!!!
She runs at Johnny and starts slapping him around. She pokes one of Johnny's eyes in doing so, causing him to drop to a knee. Dragana intervenes and pulls her away. They stand face to face, both of them livid at each other. The camera turns to Johnny.
Johnny Law: Son of a.....What was that for???
Dragana turns away from Molly and helps Johnny up.
Dragana: We leave.
The duo start walking out as Molly continues to scream at them. They swing open the door and before they leave, Dragana turns back and gives Molly a death stare. They then leave as Ernerd looks on, his arms still crossed. The scene fades to black.
The camera pans to the announce team.
Molly you are playing with Fire!
Serbian Fire!
The Camera Pans To The Ramp
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The crowd continues to stay amped for the degenerate duo known as Betty Ford. Eerie Sunshine lights up a Marlboro after grabbing a mic for both her and Anna Mosity. The “F*** You Felon” Anna takes center ring, obviously slightly inebriated.
Eerie pretends to slap her across the back of neck to stop her, she then ashes mid ring.
Anna: I will mount you like Eerie here mounts her Harley…
Eerie: I ain’t got a Harley no more hoe…
Anna: Doesn’t mean she still won’t get mounted.
Parents dumb enough to bring their young kid to an OCW show immediately earmuff their children.
Eerie: The question is when ISN’T she getting mounted, that’s the true question you drunk cuck.
Anna: Did you just call me Dennis Black, bitch?!
Eerie: Unquestionably!
Anna snatches the Marlboro from Eerie without disturbing the cherry.
Anna: Reeeehee hee heely, you’re gonna be the one watching from the sidelines when I fist Madison like it’s freaky Friday with no safe word.
Eerie: Can’t say I won’t get off on that, I’m pretty sure everybody here and everybody at home would too.
The crowd erupts in predictable “Yes” chants.
Eerie: Make it happen hoe!
Anna: Road To Muthaf***ing Glory I ride on that bitch!
Betty Ford fist bump, Eerie snatches her cigarette back. They both climb on the turnbuckles and taunt as we fade to ringside.
The camera pans to the announce team.
Hahah I love it!
WHAT? WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE GOD DAM CHILDREN!!!!
The camera pans to the announce team.
THIS SUNDAY!
Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY!
H20 vs Kassidy Hayes
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The camera pans to the announce team.
What the hell!
Yes, YES!!!!
Previously Recorded!
The scene opens up with Trisha Waldrop as she is walking through an alley, and passed a single car in a little parking spot.
Trisha: This is Trisha Waldrop, and welcome to ‘In Ya Crib’. Where we take a look at how the superstars of OCW live when they aren’t on the road and entertaining all of you.
Trisha: In this installment we’re going to be looking into the Baker residence.
Trisha walked through a gate, and down a little, old pathway, and walked into the back door where Anthony Baker seemed to be holding a baby wrapped in a blanket with his back turned to the Cameras.
Trisha: Anthony Baker, thank you so much for coming onto the show!
He turned around as he seemed to have a rag of some sort cleaning off whatever he was holding.
Trisha: Is that.. A kid? Aren’t you a youngin?
Baker: No, no. It’s my new prized possession. The Bakerness NA championship.
Hootmom: He better not have no damn kids!
Baker: MOM! I don’t have any kids you know this!
Trisha looked at the camera confused to what was going on.
Trisha: Anyways Congrats on that title there. But, I’m here for your house, not you to use this to promote your title win.
Baker: Oh. Uh right! Anyways! Come this way, we’ll start in the ten star living room!
As Trisha was seen following Baker the show was interrupted by KD. As he came on the screen he seemed to be pissed.
KD: Baker, I want my rematch. Thats right there is MY NA title, and I will get that back at Road To Glory. I will break your neck, break your back, break your legs. I will break you and take it back.
After KD had said his message to Baker. Tobin comes onto the screen and instantly slaps KD before both Tobin, and KD laugh before KD walks off screen.
Tobin: Excuse what he was saying young one. But, that title will be mine after this weekend. Kid, you got your chance, and I’m sorry to be the one to take it from you. It’s just better this way. I want you to go to room, and sleep until Road to glory. You’ll need it.
The screen went back to Trisha as Baker’s eyes are wide and he is seen running up the steps. The camera crew follows him. He runs into a room, and quickly places the NA title into a glass case, and he closes the door before the camera crew can enter.
Baker: Leave please! I gotta spend time with my baby!
The camera crew turns to Trisha before she shrugs and gives the camera a soft smile.
Trisha: Well, this has been the Anthony Baker edition of ‘In Ya Crib.’ I’m Trisha Waldrop, and thank you all for watching.
