We pan to our heroes in the church which is a little more than a barn with makeshift benches a podium and the like. Our Heroes rest their weary bones as the collection plate starts to get passed around at this point Mugen gets a delightful idea to pilfer the collection plate he begins to motion to Our Herowho is emphatically whisper yelling “No we are in a God Dam church”.

Still determined he looks over to Drago who just sort of stares back at mugen with a look of eternal silent screaming at the absurdity of what Mugen is proposing.

As the plate slowly makes it's way to the overlord the priest or minister or whatever begins to speak. A very lanky individual with sharp features and an extra chin despite being slender he mashes his preaching in a jumbled alphabet soup kind of way. With the congregation hanging on every word. The PA System begins to play Freebird by Lynard Skynard!

Herman Derman:  On dis glorious afternoon's we give thanks to the all powerful cyborg mother Xanadu who keeps our souls clean and our souls happy.

Herman: Protecting us from the mean men and women of the world who are poisoned by the Trans Atlantic Metabolic Psychic Vampire Pede Files.

Our Heroes look at each other in pure confusion. As Herman continues this time louder than before.

Herman: Interdimensional feel suckers are all around you they don't want you to feel Xanadus love no no they want to invade us they want to unseat the man in Orange from this great nation!

Herman: They hate walls and they hate the truth. We need to make the earth better again for the great ships return praise Orange and praise Xanadu.

As the plate gets ever closer to Mugen his eyes begin to widen like a child on Christmas morning (If you are into that sort of thing).

As Herman continues the annoyance from Our Hero hits a fever pitch this talk of division ,walls and feelings and hate hits close to home as Our Herois about the opposite unity and a diverse front for all.

Rather than make a scene Our Heroquietly rises to his feet and begins to make his exit unbeknownst to Drago at this moment the collection plate is seconds from the overload.

A seemingly older woman with dark hair with slight gray streaks notices and quickly stands up. With her witch like features and shrill voice she calls out…. The room goes silent as the collection plate stops short of mugen.

Witch: Where do you think you are going she asks. Minister Herman is not finished.

She looks on at Our Heroand begins to examine his features in a very Madison Cox type fashion. Her nostrils flare up like some kind of trash Dragon.

Witch: You!!!!!! It's people like you that don't want a wall, it's people like you who prevent the all powerful xanadu from returning why don't you go back to the jungle where you came from.

Our Hero begins to shake. Drago notices the situation and quickly tries to defuse it.

Drago: Am sorry mam, You have it wrong this place here Americas is bout the people together we do better man woman kid,and lion. Where you from not matters.

The witch quickly snarls at ocws greatest hunter.

Witch: You take that Russian propaganda back to the Motherland Comrade. This here is xanadu and the Orange America.

Drago is puzzled Our Hero is furious and Mugen looks like he is about to soil himself.

Drago: Am not Russian miss. I am Serbian.

Witch: Same uniform,new boots, Mussolini.

With that Drago sighs and continues to slowly die on the inside. They both begin to make there way out of the church as the witch and even Herman get in on the barbs that would make Madison Cox sound like sesame street in comparison.

The absurdity of it all is too much for the overlord to handle he rises up and unleashes on of his patented maniac laughs.

The witch now turns her attention to Mugen.

Witch: I see the Russian brought a Chinaman to co opt our congregation. Mugen still laughing fires back.

Mugen: Listen dummy I'm Japanese not Chinese. And I don't give a crap about your dumb space wizard. Minister derman Herman, this dumb church or your crusty face and purple is way better then Orange stupid.

The witches eyes light up with the fury of 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Suns!

Witch: Well then maybe we should pearl harbor your asses.

As she says this Drago grabs Mugen and the trio begins to make way for the door. The witch continues to spew her bile as the words continue.

She continues on and on as every member of the congregation slowly begins to rise and face Our Heroes.

Witch: And you three will burn in the fires of hell Xanadu will strike you down you are Mongols not fit for this world and your wives, sisters and daughters will suffer the wrath of Satan as he bathes in there blood….

Before the witch can finish her bile thought Our Heroes rears back The Witches eyes widen! and he fires a superkick point blank into the witches face.

As the congregation surrounds our trio the sweet part of freebird begins to kick in. Mugen laughs maniacally.

Mugen: This shall be DELIGHTFUL!

Mugen starts flailing his arms in wild circles and starts staring down everybody next to him.

Mugen: Come at MEEEEEE!

Suddenly two men start running toward Drago, both of them carrying huge candlesticks. Drago's inner soldier kicks in and he begins dispatching members of the Congregation with Jason Bourne like precison!

Mugen: SCREW IT, I’M COMING FOR YOU NINJA!

Mugen starts charging at the closest member of the congregation and throws his entire body weight on a man about half of Mugen’s size.

Mugen: CROSSBODY!

Our Hero starts giving out the "Gifts of Hands" throwing bombs with "God Eater" and cracking lighting with "Soul Taker" A robust gray haired grandmother comes barreling forth and Our Hero takes her down with 2 Pieces and a Biscuit!

Her skinny pimple face 20 something grand son bites Our Hero in the leg and quicky catches a "Side of Greens" for his trouble!

Mugen turns and grabs a man who is charging at Drago by the waist and throws him behind his back with an extremely unsafe German Suplex.

Mugen: SUPLEXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!

Mugen is just swinging punches wherever he can, even catching Drago and Our Hero on accident a few times. Suddenly a small child sized individual launches their body at Mugen who catches him with ease in a powerbomb position.

Drago: Oh no…..

Our Hero: MUGEN DON'T!!!!

Mugen: IMUGENATIONNNNNNNN!

He picks him up for a powerbomb and flings him over his head with a patented Imugenation. We watch in slow motion as the person goes right into the organ. Everybody stops to witness the damage as they all look at Mugen who has a huge grin on his face.

Drago: Did you just…

Our Hero: YOU JUST THREW A CHILD INTO THE ORGAN

Mugen: Shouldn’t have jumped at me. DON’T STEP TO ME SON.

As all 3 look to the body lying prone next to the organ horror begins to form!!! In an instant the tiny boy leaps to his feet and hisses!!!!!

Our Hero: What the….

Igor the droog (CALL BACK AMBITION ERA ONE LOVE!) kicks Our Hero in the shin and quickly cannonballs out of a nearby window as the music once again starts and the battle continues!

A big brute manages to get behind Mugen and trap him in a bearhug. The Overlord tries to break free, but is unsuccessful. Drago starts running up to them. Dropping even more members of the congregation as they come in contact with OCW's Greatest Hunter, Man nore Woman is safe!

Drago: DUCK!

Mugen is confused for a split second but ducks his head just in time as Drago delivers a dropkick to the big man, releasing his grasp on Mugen.

The brute shakes it off and roars at Drago, throwing a punch that is instantly caught by the hunter, who seizes the opportunity by spinning around and kicking his leg out from under his leg, causing the big man to drop to the ground with a thunderous thud.

Meanwhile, Our Hero clotheslines an assailant running towards Drago, but realizes that there’s another one charging toward him with a wooden chair, its Minister Herman Derman!

Our Hero: WATCH OUT!

But he’s too late as the attacker swings the chair at Drago, causing it to break into multiple pieces! Drago slowly turns around and gives Herman a death glare.

He finds a wooden chair to his right, and bashes it over his opponent’s head! Woozy and wobbly Herman makes a break for the door as Mugen quickly clutches the Minister! and with ease tosses the Minister unsafely into the air for an Imugenation!

As Herman nearly reaches the heavens Our Hero backsteps and lands a pin point That's Sensational (Supa KICK!) on Herman in the air!!! as the momentum sends Herman forward towards Mugen Drago rushes forward!

Sending a series of blows to the body before finally launching him up and hitting a Tiger Uppercut. The Minister lands in a heap behind some pews.

Our Heroes survey the damage as everyone is laid out!!! content they head for the door and walk outside. All three somewhat pleased with themselves they nod at each other.

Our Hero extends his hand forward and daps Drago, oddly enough The Overlord joins in on the daps! Fighting works up an appetite as tum tums begin to rumble! Mugen has the bright idea to snatch a wallet. He makes his way back towards the church.

Mugen: S*** the door, they locked the door, its not opening....

Just then shouting can be heard!

Voice: FREEZE!!!!, GET YOUR GOD DAM HANDS UP!!

Sirens blare as about a half dozen squad cars roll up Guns drawn!! OurHeroes reach for the heavens!

Drago/Mugen/Our Hero: Sheeeeeet

The Trio is cuffed and hauled into seperate cruisers. As the Law Enforcement Motorcade drives off to the county jail! The Camera pans to the side of the Church. Bubba having witnessed everything saunters up. He sits near the front of the door and audibly sighs. He begins to to run up the road following the cruisers!