The camera pans to the announce team.

	What does this mean!
	Horrid!

As Riot leaves that last segment, we find H2O already standing in the ring.

H2O: You know over the past few months, The Head Rookie has been thru some ups and downs. I came in and ignited OCW with the “Three C’s”;Charisma, confidence and courage.

H2O: Then I slipped down the mountain of distractions by Ligermask, derailments by Kassidy and disappointments by none other than the Light Heavyweight Champion, Pugh.

A barrage of boos ignites. H2O continues without hesitation.

H2O: I'm out here tonight to show The OCW Universe that even though it's easy to kick a man while he's down; It takes a real man to stand up back up! Takes a real man to battle thru this potential career ending injury! You know, what can I say folks? Despite what some of the boys and girls in the back think….

H2O: I’m STILL HERE! I'M STILL THE MAN! I'M STILL THE AERIAL ASSASSIN!

Crowd pops as H2O speaks matter-of-factly thru the mic.

H2O: We've just lost TWO rookies that had SOME mainstream potential. One left cause he couldn't handle the psychological warfare of a match that I've been thru plenty of. The other because he couldn't stand the fact that I am who the hell I said I am…The… Head… Rookie. A rookie that co-starred in the main event of a PPV!

H2O gathers himself for a minute as he leans himself over the top ropes looking out to the crowd. You hear whispers of chant starting. H2O, H2O, H2O…He continues in a relaxed state.

H2O: Most importantly, I'm…still… standing…before you today willing and still able to carry the responsibility of erasing any doubt that I'm just some flash in the pan, or a flake, or some jook. I will make OCW Embrace This Face. It's still Fly or Die.

H2O: Speaking of faces and standing; I'm standing up to the former NA Champion, Anthony “I'm 10 Times Better Than You” Baker!

Crowd pops.

H2O: You can't imagine how much the lights will shine on the two most flamboyant superstars of today. But there is a difference folks. There is a difference between him and I.

H2O: You see Baker lacks one trait that The Head Rookie has above the rest. That is confidence. Confidence isn't just someone walking into the ring with his nose up high THINKING that you're better than someone else.

H2O: Confidence is someone that walks into this ring and never has to compare himself to NOBODY…PERIOD! You already know who that guy is.

H2O: So Baker tonight is the start on the road to redemption for the both of us. Unfortunately, you're going to be the first one that has to kiss the bottom of those Awesome Boots I got ready to be laced up in the back.

H2O tosses the mic to the ring announcer then steps out of the ring cautiously as Riot switches to the next segment.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Kids gonna bounce back!
	I can feel it!

Jett Draven vs The Diamond

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Something is wrong with the sound truck!
	Someone gonna get in trouble!

Betty Ford has been on a week long binge of alcohol, drugs, nicotine and fighting on their road trip from D.C. back to NYC. Anna Mosity had an epiphany while downing her sixth pitcher of beer and tonight Eerie Sunshine will help that dream become a reality.

The disorderly duo are backstage getting the unwilling camera man ready. Eerie gave him a prior slap to the nuts and promised more if he didn’t cooperate. Anna finishes her Marlboro and they then position themselves in front of the camera.

Anna: WEL...(COUGH) COME…(COUGH)...

A disgusting smoker’s cough hits Anna, Eerie pats her on the back and finishes the intro as Anna hacks up a lung.

Eerie: WELCOME TO THE GREAT CUNT HUNT !!!

Eerie: If you have small children or the bitchmade gene please exit out someone’s rear because we really don’t give a f**k….we’re hunting….

Anna: WE’RE HUNTING COXTITS CUNT, THE MOST RAVAGED VAGINA IN THE 7 LANDS!

Fully recovered Anna is ready to take over.

Anna: You say canine, I say bitch, you say Madison Cox I say Coxtits Cunt!

Eerie sparks another Marlboro.

Anna: Me and my good sister here will search high and low for this creature in celebration of Wrestlution 11.

Eerie: Damn right, we’re gonna f**k that cunt on LIVE TV TONIGHT!

Anna hands Eerie a cheap walkie talkie she shoplifted from walmart on her recent beer run.

Anna: Me and Chuck the cameraman here will go this way, you take the other end of the arena. Whoever finds the cunt first radio that sh*t in.

The camera fades with them off on a Drago-esque hunt...

The camera pans to the announce team.

	This is not very PG!
	We break the rules hoot!

Cole Kappa vs Mo'Cream

The camera pans to the announce team.

	He got it!
	Woah!

OCW RETURNS TO THE BACKSTAGE AREA~! where stuff happens whenever the camera is rolling conveniently. We see Dragana and Johnny Law walking down the hallway, with Mr. Law wearing a set of headphones and muttering something, presumably to the song he’s listening to.

Dragana taps him on the arm and he sees that she’s stepping into the women’s bathroom. He takes it upon himself to start walking back and forth, getting into the groove.

Johnny Law: Man, this just makes me want to like, break stuff.

He then starts doing karate moves or well, “karate moves” while making his way somewhere. Meanwhile, we catch Molly at a distant corner peeking towards where Johnny and Dragana were.

The door to the women’s bathroom opens and out comes our heroic Sentai Hare hopping into the fray.

Sentai Hare: Have no fear Sentai Hare is here! Did I hear someone say they wanted to break stuff? Make sure you don’t break other people’s property because that’s against the law.

Molly: YOU!!!

Making her presence known is Molly pointing right at Sentai Hare’s masked face.

Molly: Drago I saw you enter this bathroom and then out comes this…. Thing.

Sentai Hare: You must have me confused with Drago, Drago is a man and doesn’t enter the bathrooms for ladies.

Molly: THE PERFECT COVER! I KNOW WHO YOU REALLY ARE SENTAI HARE

Sentai Hare: Ummmm.

Confused Dragana just sort of pats the back of her head.

Sentai Hare: Did you mean Dragana? She’s in the bathroom if you want I could call for her. Actually I’ll do that right now.

Molly: Don’t you dare run away from me Drago you yellow bellied coward.

Sentai Hare enters the ladies bathroom and Molly follows.

Sentai Hare: Dragana?

With a quick response Dragana does so in her very own special way.

Dragana: ...

Sentai Hare: Dragana!?

Dragana: ...

Molly: You can’t fool me Drago I’ll be seeing you later tonight and I will prove to the world who you really are.

And with a huff and a puff and a flush Molly leaves the women’s bathroom, but just as she steps out, she’s met by Johnny Law punching and kicking the air around her, all while busting some rhymes, or something.

Johnny Law: WAR! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOT-

She instinctively slaps him right on the hockey mask, causing him to reel back and fall into the women’s bathroom. We hear women screaming and Law quickly gets to his feet and runs outta there. Sentai Hare jumps out of the restroom and does a cheesy pose.

Sentai Hare: Did this crazy lady send you into the women’s bathroom where all men are forbidden. Did she break the law?

Molly: DRAGO I KNOW ITS YOU FEELING BAD FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND THE LAW WHY DO YOU PROTECT THE LAW SO MUCH

Sentai Hare: I love the law and it must be enforced as it is a hero’s code of justice. As long as the law exists I shall protect this man from further harm from you, you VILLAINOUS FIEND!

Molly: I knew it!

A stomping Molly leaves the scene leaving Johnny Law and Sentai Hare standing next to each other.

Johnny Law: Did you really mean those things about me?

Dragana slowly opens the door and looks at them.

Sentai Hare: But of course! What’s not to love about the law?

Johnny awkwardly scratches his head and takes out his phone.

Johnny Law: Well, how’s about we exchange numb-

He raises his head to find that Sentai Hare has disappeared without a trace. He looks left and right to try to find her, but to no avail.

Johnny Law: Dammit.

He turns to the door of the women’s bathroom and notices Dragana peeking out.

Johnny Law: You…...didn’t see that right?

She opens the door slightly and takes a breath to say something.

Dragana: …

Johnny Law: So I’d hope that was a no. Right?

She makes a confused expression and just shuts the door.

Johnny Law: Well then.

He shrugs and starts doing karate on the wall as we fade to black.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Hahahaa!
	I love it!

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