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As the music fades both competitors recover from the grueling match. Clutching her stomach Sentai Hare is the first to offer a handshake to Molly and she accepts! Or so it seems because immediately she eats a kick to the ribs and a kick to the face. She takes a microphone from ringside standing over Sentai Hare.

Molly: I WILL FINALLY REVEAL TO THE WORLD THAT YOU WERE DRAGO THE WHOLE TIME HAHAHAHHAA

Molly then proceeds to grab the mask of Sentai Hare and starts pulling it, but wait~! Dragana’s music hits as she appears on the entranceway! Molly seeing Dragana at the entrance immediately stops what she’s doing.

Molly: Drago I finally got you to reveal yourself. Perhaps harming this STUPID BUNNY did some good but she is obviously Bubba underneath this mask so I will reveal it to the whole world!!!

Suddenly, we see a figure jump the barricade and stare at Molly. The camera gets a closer look and it’s Johnny Law…...wearing a Bubba mask over his hockey mask. Molly’s eyes widen as she can’t believe what she’s seeing.

Molly: NO NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE DRAGO I FINALLY GOT HIM RIGHT WHERE I WANTED HIM AND NO NO NO!

Law snatches a mic from an official and raises an arm to the air.

Johnny Law: AHEM!

A brief moment passes before…..

Johnny Law: Rawr.

Before Molly can process what’s happening, Dragana slides in the ring and this forces Molly to flee, walking backwards up the ramp.

Molly: THAT’S IT DRAGO! I’LL EXPOSE YOU FOR THE FRAUD THAT YOU ARE….. AT WRESTLUTION!

Dragana smiles as Johnny tosses a mic to her. She takes a deep breath to say something……. and then tosses the mic back to Johnny as she turns and points to the Wrestlution sign to a pop.

Johnny Law: WE ACCEPT! I mean, rawr.

Molly continues to walk up the ramp as she stares Dragana down. We fade to black.

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Oh for the love of pete!

ITS HAPPENING!


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Previously recorded

We are aboard Flight 645 bound for NYC from Washington D.C.. The decadent first class was heavily occupied with business persons and low level celebrities mingling.

With an almost visible golden aura, Tiberius Octavian Dupree, Kneesus Christ sits in his luxurious seat scrolling through his smart phone.

Flight 645 has only been in the air for a couple of minutes so everyone is still trying to get comfortable. Before Tibby can officially relax there is a loud commotion coming down his aisle.

No other than OCW Light Heavyweight Champion and rival Hall of Famer Paul Pugh steps through the small curtain. His fanny pack is firmly pushed up against the rear of the flight attendant escorting him.

He makes sure to purposely bump some mark recording him on his iphone.

Pugh: Fookin’ mark ain’t seen a real champ in his life.

The busty flight attendant of course escorts him to the one open seat next to Dupree. The look of disgust that washes over Tibby’s face could crack a thousand mirrors. He can feel the muscles in his right knee pulsating.

Dupree: Don’t you dare seat that THING next to me!

Flight Attendant: Sorry sir this is the only available seat.

Dupree: Kneesus freaking Christ woman, lock him in the bathroom, he practically lives there. Put him in a luggage compartment, I don’t freaking care...he’s not sitting here!

Pugh doesn’t give her time to retort and shoves her out the way and takes a seat next to Tibby.

Pugh: Brother don’t act like you could ever fill seats, I was the biggest draw during your precious Ambition Era, sheeet every Era…am I right?

Dupree: I will knee you in your freaking fanny and I’m not talking about that purse around your nasty mono-ab. Furthermore the word “Ambition” should never exit out that filthy mouth not unless my glorious name precedes it.

Pugh smacks the ass of the chubby flight attendant walking by she smiles and giggles in response.

Dupree: Don’t you have some rookie to embarrass yourself against?

The Destroyer slowly unzips the top pocket of his fanny pack taking out a hard candy, he bites off the wrapper.

Pugh: Only I can take a green as goose sheet rookie who couldn’t sell a snow cone in the goddamn desert and turn em’ into a contender brother…. Only I can take a strap worth fookin’ peanuts to the average joe and turn it into the most relevant championship in this bidness today brother....remember that when you’re carrying my bags and spit shinin’ these bad boys..

Pugh puts his boot on the chair in front of him, Tibby rolls his eyes and shakes his head.

Dupree: More like you can’t hang with the big boys, so now you’re pulling fingers at the kiddy table stinking up the damn place. Sorry to break it to you “brother”...unless you’re in the ring with a Nate Ortiz or better yet a Tiberius Octavian Dupree you’re accomplishing absolutely zilch.

Dupree: Exactly the reason me and Dennis Black headlined Road To Glory, while you were playing second fiddle to my Betterness like you always do.

Pugh practically shoves the OCW Light Heavyweight Championship in Tibby’s face.

Pugh: That was bullshet, you knew what I was trying to do with this…You knew where I wanted to take this…You and that cuck prolly pulled whatever strings you could to get that top spot. You tried to snatch the rug from under me brother…but I always land on my feet like a jackal…that’s why I buried your boy in under 10 minutes flat….

Dupree cracks his classic half smile in truth.

Dupree: My boy? Just because I knew the kids father doesn’t mean I give a damn about him or his success. The Betterness is all that concerns me….the Betterness you constantly offend with your stupid face. Your stupid mighty morphin’ power ranger helmet dinosaur like vagina face!

Dupree: Now move, I have to go to the bathroom and vomit from my eyeballs. You better be gone when I get back.

Tibby shoves passed Pugh, nudging the seats in front of him. Pugh kicks off his boots and gets comfortable, he even calls the chubby flight attendant over for a drink. The camera shows a montage of the two Hall of Famers bickering and arguing all the way back to NYC.

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